Topic: Prince Philip passes

[Butchers Blind]

his 73rd wedding anniversary. Still not dead.

[chveik]

as a rotting corpse successfully

[Captain Z]

73 shades of grey

[flotemysost]

The colour balance in that is truly chilling.

Under Google "visually similar images"

[Norton Canes]

Somebody please identify that catalogue

[chveik]

Somebody please identify that catalogue

new edition of 'wacky coffin designs'

[itsfredtitmus]

It's a shame I can't even be excited for their deaths because it would just undoubtedly begat 6 months of "we're all in this together, Great Britain!" type a shite

[Elderly Sumo Prophecy]

Do you reckon the Queen shaves her own legs, or does a servant girl have to do it?

[Butchers Blind]

Do you reckon the Queen shaves her own legs, or does a servant girl have to do it?

"A little off the minge, ma'am?"

[flotemysost]

Somebody please identify that catalogue

Unless I'm missing something else in the photo, isn't it a giant "73" card?

With the jaunty design on the front it could even be the type with a bawdy joke or a pop-up willy or something inside. Which would explain their respective facial expressions.

[bgmnts]

Do you reckon the Queen shaves her own legs, or does a servant girl have to do it?

I think that's Prince Charles' role.

[Annie Labuntur]

I know for a fact that at 3am most nights Prince Philip drives from Sandringham to Cromer and back, occasionally sounding his horn https://vocaroo.com/1f8k5dcEsBTw

More power to your elbow, sir!

[Lisa Jesusandmarychain]

I know for a fact that at 3am most nights Prince Philip drives from Sandringham to Cromer and back, occasionally sounding his horn https://vocaroo.com/1f8k5dcEsBTw

More power to your elbow, sir!

WHAT??

*reads post more closely*

Oh.

[poo]

You bugger! Thought he was dead!

[Buelligan]

He is.

[buzby]

Do you reckon the Queen shaves her own legs, or does a servant girl have to do it?

Lizards don't have body hair. Descaling, maybe?

[Gradual Decline]

Very nice sofa.

[ajsmith2]

Unless I'm missing something else in the photo, isn't it a giant "73" card?

If I'm not mistaken it's the Compleat Number 73 Companion And Episode Guide by Andrew Pixley, with essays by L.F. Barfe and Dick Fiddy and a foreword by Sandi Toksvig.  Kaleidoscope Publishing KL7373.

[Jittlebags]

[Prince Phillip passes] a hair ball.

[icehaven]

They both look way too happy, is there a picture of Meghan being impaled on a ski in there?

[idunnosomename]

Ah the halycon days when we thought he might die after cunting his land rover into a pleb

[icehaven]

Ah the halycon days when we thought he might die after cunting his land rover into a pleb

As I said in the Royal watch thread, I think he did and they're saving revealing it for when the Andrew thing tries to rear it's head again.

[Buelligan]

You know, we all know, the Q wears a syrup.  Every time I see a picture of her, I think of what her head looks like, imagine what's under there.  That's not good, not normal, thinking like that, is it?

Also, whilst we're on hair.  Why doesn't someone make Philip train his eyebrows into the comb over?  That is what I would like to see.

[flotemysost]

They both look way too happy, is there a picture of Meghan being impaled on a ski in there?

See, whatever it is that's in that card, I think he's struggling to suppress unbridled glee, while she genuinely are not amused. Getting strong Ron vibes off this one.

[thecuriousorange]

I read a spoiler about season five of The Crown.

The gaunt and menacing Prince Philip is revealed to be a flimsy clone created by Palpatine.

[Jittlebags]

There will be a whole episode about his waterworks problems when they do the Diamond Jubilee. Oo, and I can't wait to see when they do the prang with the prole, maybe they can get Edgar Wright involed?

[BritishHobo]

There really is no justice is there? Most people's grandad's don't see ninety, and yet this shambling life-size Home Bargains Halloween decoration drives his fucking death machine merrily towards 100 at 80mph, quite content in the lovely embrace of the gilded airbag that will coccoon him for what feels like another fucking sixty years.

STOP NOW.