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Popes Done a Ron-Dozy
« on: November 20, 2020, 09:29:35 AM »
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-55011152
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The Vatican has said it is investigating after the Pope's official Instagram account "liked" a photo of a scantily clad Brazilian model.

It is unclear when the account "liked" the image of Natalia Garibotto, who was dressed up in a school uniform outfit.

News outlets first started reporting the move last Friday, before the image was "unliked" on the platform.

Officials in the Holy See are now reportedly investigating how this could have happened on the Pope's account.

Just wait till God's Bankers check out the cable TV bills!


Re: Popes Done a Ron-Dozy
« Reply #1 on: November 20, 2020, 09:58:10 AM »
One of the schoolboys must have got out of its cage.

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« Reply #2 on: November 20, 2020, 09:59:29 AM »
1 like = 1 prayer

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Re: Popes Done a Ron-Dozy
« Reply #3 on: November 20, 2020, 10:00:00 AM »
I was going to say why on earth has the Pope got an Instagram account but this is obviously why.

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Re: Popes Done a Ron-Dozy
« Reply #4 on: November 20, 2020, 10:06:21 AM »
It just makes him more human.

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« Reply #5 on: November 20, 2020, 10:09:11 AM »
Popes are meant to be gay, but a domestic patrician gay like Doc of Seven Dwarfs fame, that's what they establish during conclave. Look but don't touch. Her name sounds like gary bottom, so likely an innocent mixup on his part. As usual the women are the problem!

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« Reply #6 on: November 20, 2020, 10:23:37 AM »
I was going to say why on earth has the Pope got an Instagram account but this is obviously why.

And you just know his Passport (in Latin) will be "Cacat olim in ligno corruerunt" (ShitsInTheWood)

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Re: Popes Done a Ron-Dozy
« Reply #7 on: November 20, 2020, 10:24:22 AM »
Didn't this Pope decide to become a priest because he got rejected by a girl?

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« Reply #8 on: November 20, 2020, 10:33:07 AM »
But not the girl shown, the model.

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Re: Popes Done a Ron-Dozy
« Reply #9 on: November 20, 2020, 10:42:10 AM »
I know Catholic priests are celibate but are they allowed to, y'know, dance with Madam Palm and her five lovely daughters, or is it considered even worse than sex as the tadpoles are definitely going to be wasted?

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« Reply #10 on: November 20, 2020, 10:52:11 AM »
I know Catholic priests are celibate but are they allowed to, y'know, dance with Madam Palm and her five lovely daughters, or is it considered even worse than sex as the tadpoles are definitely going to be wasted?
even regular catholics arent supposed to wank. Its basically adultery!!!!

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« Reply #11 on: November 20, 2020, 10:54:47 AM »
Tbf, for the Catholic Church it's a step in the right direction. Gang of nonces.

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« Reply #12 on: November 20, 2020, 11:21:15 AM »
even regular catholics arent supposed to wank. Its basically adultery!!!!

Onan was told by God to fuck his dead brother's wife but instead he used the pull-out method and jizzed on the floor, so God murdered him without delay. This demonstrates that using semen for anything other than trying to get a lady pregnant is evil. Amen.

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« Reply #13 on: November 20, 2020, 11:23:13 AM »

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Re: Popes Done a Ron-Dozy
« Reply #14 on: November 20, 2020, 11:30:56 AM »
thought it was going to be a ron pickering dozy

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« Reply #15 on: November 20, 2020, 12:31:29 PM »

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« Reply #16 on: November 20, 2020, 12:41:18 PM »
Onan was told by God to fuck his dead brother's wife but instead he used the pull-out method and jizzed on the floor, so God murdered him without delay. This demonstrates that using semen for anything other than trying to get a lady pregnant is evil. Amen.

I've done this loads and God had never murdered me. Load of old bunk.

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« Reply #17 on: November 20, 2020, 12:47:16 PM »
I've done this loads and God had never murdered me. Load of old bunk.
give Him time

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Re: Popes Done a Ron-Dozy
« Reply #18 on: November 20, 2020, 12:55:42 PM »
Onan was told by God to fuck his dead brother's wife but instead he used the pull-out method and jizzed on the floor, so God murdered him without delay. This demonstrates that using semen for anything other than trying to get a lady pregnant is evil. Amen.

Thought this was fabricated until I looked it up. Don’t worry though:

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Some modern bible critics interpret the story of Er as an eponymous aetiological myth to explain fluctuations in the constituency of the tribe of Judah

So there you go!

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« Reply #19 on: November 20, 2020, 01:10:05 PM »
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The Vatican has said it is investigating after the Pope's official Instagram account "liked" a photo of a scantily clad Brazilian model.

I bet they’re ”investigating” alright, the dirty old bollockses

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« Reply #20 on: November 20, 2020, 02:10:55 PM »
Thought this was fabricated until I looked it up. Don’t worry though:

So there you go!

Are you telling me that God might not have come down from heaven to tell some guy to fuck his dead brother's wife and then killed him after he jizzed on the floor? Blasphemy!

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Re: Popes Done a Ron-Dozy
« Reply #21 on: November 20, 2020, 02:28:39 PM »
Onan was told by God to fuck his dead brother's wife but instead he used the pull-out method and jizzed on the floor

Well, he wasn't a barbarian, you know.

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Re: Popes Done a Ron-Dozy
« Reply #22 on: November 20, 2020, 02:30:17 PM »
Just wait till God's Bankers check out the cable TV bills!

Is that Catholic rhyming slang?

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« Reply #23 on: November 20, 2020, 02:37:07 PM »
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Natalia Garibotto

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Re: Popes Done a Ron-Dozy
« Reply #24 on: November 20, 2020, 02:56:10 PM »
Well, he wasn't a barbarian, you know.

It's curious how "barbarian" and "vandal" have been passed down to us as negative terms, and from the Pope's predecessors. Barbarians and Vandals certainly knew how to fuck the Romans.

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Re: Popes Done a Ron-Dozy
« Reply #25 on: November 20, 2020, 02:56:44 PM »
Quite a nice bubble tbf

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« Reply #26 on: November 20, 2020, 04:08:06 PM »
I gave my g/friend a budgie which I named Onan (cos he scattered his seed on the ground). She'd sit havin' prayer sessions with her born again mates and the bird twitterin' away in the background: Hello Onan, who's a pretty boy, clever Onan.

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Re: Popes Done a Ron-Dozy
« Reply #27 on: November 20, 2020, 05:42:06 PM »
Just because he liked it, doesn't mean he was going to shed white tears over it. He might have just liked the shot composition.

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« Reply #28 on: November 20, 2020, 05:52:55 PM »
In the interest of all being equal in the eyes of the lord, he shoud like every bottom on instagram.

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« Reply #29 on: November 20, 2020, 08:14:30 PM »
"A school uniform outfit"

The girls at my school didn't dress exactly like that, but then it wasn't a Catholic school, and it was a long time ago, so maybe things have changed.

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