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Ron

Started by holyzombiejesus, November 20, 2020, 11:56:10 PM

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holyzombiejesus

Another thread reminded me of Ron.

Was there ever any follow up or has Ron slipped back in to obscurity? Do you think he's aware he's become a bit of a meme?

I can't find the original thread but I often think of Biggy's beautiful "You did Ron Ron Ron" and description of him as "looking as guilty as a fat man stood next to an empty biscuit barrel."

DrGreggles


Elderly Sumo Prophecy

The Man with the High Television

Shoulders?-Stomach!


Shoulders?-Stomach!

QuoteI wonder how a dazed bloodied Farage would look inspecting a series of bills for pay per view pornography websites.

6 years later I'm still waiting. But I feel like it's pay day.

holyzombiejesus


Shoulders?-Stomach!

Love how this is still going years later, even with the photobucket hotlink


imitationleather

Ron is indeed dead now, unfortunately.

I hope they have Virgin Media in Heaven.

Elderly Sumo Prophecy

Are you sure he's dead? Covid?

Shoulders?-Stomach!

Goodnight sweet wanking Prince

phes

Up in heaven, claiming he's not dead.

JamesTC

Ron is really the epitome of what makes Britain great. Lied to his wife and the world media in order to defraud a multi-million pound corporation out of grot money.

These days all you have to do is walk around a fucking garden. They don't make heroes like Sir Ron any more.

Butchers Blind

He lied. She knew. We knew. Virgin Media knew. 

shiftwork2

You dirty bastard Ron.

Thomas

Not doxxing the lads, but - by a circuitous online route, worthy of GCHQ - I've tracked down Ann's social media presence. Ron is alive and well.

imitationleather

Really? I swear I'd read he'd died!

I hope they still have Virgin Media on earth, then.

Dex Sawash


Quote from: imitationleather on November 21, 2020, 12:39:27 AM
Really? I swear I'd read he'd died!



Poor old Ron Haywxxd from Oxfordshire, forever remembered as the face of guilt.

Blumf

Quote from: imitationleather on November 21, 2020, 12:39:27 AM
Really? I swear I'd read he'd died!

If he did die of shame, nothing can kill him.

JamesTC

I love the bluntness of Virgin Media's initial response: "These films were unquestionably watched by someone in the Haywards' home."

touchingcloth

He's my dad.

Not my biological father, he just pays me to call him daddy.

Shaky

And then swears he didn't.

JamesTC

He's moved on to Only Fans now.

Al Tha Funkee Homosapien

Ron will live on forever in are hearts and Virgin media bills.

Blue Jam

He went to his grave without ever 'fessing up to Mrs Ron. Gwan my son.

holyzombiejesus

Quote from: Better Midlands on November 21, 2020, 12:55:38 AM


Poor old Ron Haywxxd from Oxfordshire, forever remembered as the face of guilt.

You know that's not our Ron, right?

Hand Solo

So did he end up paying the bill then or not?

"From my cold dead hand!"

Bet Branson has that bill framed pride of place, and photocopied as his personal toilet paper/kitchen towels/wank flannels.


Butchers Blind

Its passed into law now and is known as 'The Ron Defence'.

Quote from: Hand Solo on November 21, 2020, 05:37:43 PM
"From my cold dead hand!"

"Which I made that way by sitting on it so it feels like someone else tugging it."