Ron

[Hand Solo]

Sir Bury Us

Jah-Bul-Ron

Ron Tom Tugger

(The Tugger part represents Hans as in hands and wanking as in Ron)

[Al Tha Funkee Homosapien]

Beautiful

[touchingcloth]

Sir Bury Us

Jah-Bul-Ron

Ron Tom Tugger

(The Tugger part represents Hans as in hands and wanking as in Ron)

Tuggin' Tom dog[nb]Spunkin' on Dogs.[/nb].

[JamesTC]

Every time you take him for walkies, you fund the NHS.

[Hand Solo]

Every time you take him for walkies, you fund the NHS.

And 'discover' the raped body of an Indian boy in the woods.

[Blumf]

Every time you take him for walkies, you fund the NHS.

Using the money saved by not paying for Virgin Media grot.

[touchingcloth]

He wanks around the house for the NHS.

[Sebastian Cobb]

3 gobs and only one ballbag, he must be gutted.

[touchingcloth]

3 gobs and only one ballbag, he must be gutted.

My dog licks his anus as well, so he can keep two of the mouths busy at the same time with ballbag and anus, and the third can be used for licking peanut butter off me. He's delighted, and a very bad boy. Who's a bad boy? Who's a bad boy? Yes you are!

[Enzo]

My bed bound grandmother who also has dementia had this happen to her on a few occasions

I bet she did the dirty old bollocks, I bet she fucking did.

[Hand Solo]

My bed bound grandmother who also has dementia had this happen to her on a few occasions

Yeah, how does being bedbound stop you from using the remote to order yourself a load of filthy grot and frigging yourself to Kingdom Cum?

[JamesTC]

I heard if you light a candle under a mirror and say Ron five times then £500 of grot appears on your next Virgin Media bill.

[Hand Solo]

I heard if you light a candle under a mirror and say Ron five times then £500 of grot appears on your next Virgin Media bill.

Handyman, Handyman, Handyman.

[Bronzy]

This ripoff baby yoda toy reminded me of the big man

[idunnosomename]

ron should be dressed in a sackcloth as penitence for the relentless onanism into his advanced years

[Elderly Sumo Prophecy]

Merry Christmas Ron, you dirty old cunt.

[Better Midlands]

[Inspector Norse]

relentless onanism into his advanced years

Speaking of which I noticed the Pope had treated himself to a bit of Christmas PHWOOOAARRR on Instagram

[Bronzy]

Haha yes

[flotemysost]

This ripoff baby yoda toy reminded me of the big man

Uncanny, down to the tumescence in the crotch area.

[Al Tha Funkee Homosapien]

[GoblinAhFuckScary]

[Mr Eggs]

Deep cover Ron. He aint payin shit.

[Jittlebags]

Looks like a Reader's Squaws reader.

[Bronzy]

This just popped up on my YouTube feed:



Ron lives on, selling insurance for life and hiding porn from his wife.

[Huxleys Babkins]

Simon Mayo could be their son.

[canadagoose]

This just popped up on my YouTube feed:



Ron lives on, selling insurance for life and hiding porn from his wife.

That's hilarious. What on earth does bloody RON have to do with insurance?

[Fambo Number Mive]

Ron probably wanted life insurance when Anne first saw the Virgin Media bill.

So is Ron dead but Anne still alive? Sorry for asking in such a crass way.

[Captain Z]

That image is how young people see anyone over the age of 35.

[Jittlebags]

That's hilarious. What on earth does bloody RON have to do with insurance?

He insures himself against those awkward little wanking injuries,