Ron

[BlodwynPig]

Really? I swear I'd read he'd died!

I hope they still have Virgin Media on earth, then.

That was me in the RONGONE thread

[TrenterPercenter]

For some reason I can't imagine Ron and Ann's children to look anything but exactly like Ron, even the girls.  Just a Ron head on kids bodies like a batch of perverted Hans Molemans.

[ajsmith2]

Have you ever read the comments on the D*ily M*il coverage of this story? All (as far as I can see)  taking them at face value and blaming Virgin for messing up. Mental.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2602504/Pensioners-72-75-charged-900-Virgin-watching-porn-claim-didnt-order-five-year-battle-media-giant.html?ico=amp-comments-viewall#comments-2602504

[ajsmith2]

'That'll fix it' thought Ron, but he was wrong.

[Hand Solo]

Five year battle?

One for each digit on Ron's guilty Virgin Media red hand.

[JamesTC]

That sticky liquid on Ron's hand isn't red.

[GoblinAhFuckScary]

Late to the Ron hype, but I'm so very pleased about Ron.

[Hand Solo]

So is Ron dead or not, I'm confused now?

I suppose I should ask if he's stiff?

[BlodwynPig]

So is Ron dead or not, I'm confused now?

I suppose I should ask if he's stiff?

Right this moment he is at some antiquated hardcore movie palace in Soho failing to get aroused due to Covid fear. Since those soft core Virgin Media days his life has spiralled. That's why its best to nip it in the bud. Coincidentally, something Ron asks "trade girls" to do on his little visits to squalid pandemic ridden haunts/brothels in Haringey.

[monkfromhavana]

It was all about the accompanying video, complete with Ron's smirking and occasional interjections of bewilderment.

[Hand Solo]

I imagine Ron's death was faked and he was co-opted by MI6 to go in as a deep cover terrorist negotiator, as Britain's foremost liar, he's the only man with the brass balls to tell utter porkies stern facedly to the enemy without batting an eye or a single bead of sweat forming in the ultra tense atmosphere of life or death situations. He's paid off with bags of off-license grot mags and gratis hotel Adult Channel subscriptions.

Ann, on the other hand, keeps visiting Ron's grave every weekend weeping with fresh flowers and tending to the grass, the gullible cow.

[Better Midlands]

It was all about the accompanying video, complete with Ron's smirking and occasional interjections of bewilderment.

[BlodwynPig]

I remember that avatar (can't remember the user) of a lovely young lady doing the same facial gestures - it was cropped from a rather filthy post-cum scene in a porno.

*coquettish*

[Dex Sawash]

mook's calm.jpg?

[shiftwork2]

This is Peak Ron.  The frailties of the flesh-bound human, having a massive wank in front of his telly at 2am.  Low light and hard-won knowledge of stair floorboards.  But there's still joy.

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

Just styling it out with the gilet. He was born to wank.

[Ray Travez]

So is Ron dead or not, I'm confused now?

He's not dead, he's just been feeling a little dicky.

[BlodwynPig]

mook's calm.jpg?

Maybe. Im sure it wasnt mook though. Blonde

[BlodwynPig]

This is Peak Ron.  The frailties of the flesh-bound human, having a massive wank in front of his telly at 2am.  Low light and hard-won knowledge of stair floorboards.  But there's still joy.

Timing his low grunts to allow for enough dead air to hear the tread of slipper on one of three creaky steps

[PlanktonSideburns]

avin that

[touchingcloth]

Reader, I had him.

[idunnosomename]

god ive seen this years ago but this is the best photo of the lot



i mean. fucking hell. this chintz.

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

Big Simpsons fan, Ron

Sincerely hope he was into Shitposting

[idunnosomename]

is that even a real dog

[Hand Solo]

What fucking angle is that TV on? It's mental.

Staring up almost at ceiling height and to your extreme right the whole time? You'd get a massive stiff.. neck.

The ONLY reason you'd place a TV there is to simultaneously obscure the what was on the TV from the window AND keep your back to said window to obscure you wanking yourself silly over said TV viewing. I bet the landing to their stairs starts at the back adjoining wall to the same side the one the TV's on so he's also at the perfect angle to keep an eye out for any fat nosey ankles shuffling down them late at night, Ann's a mug.

[idunnosomename]

imagine him pleasuring himself while supine on that couch then cheekily, getting to his feet and climaxing into the bart simpson jug. and just keeping all the cum in there

[idunnosomename]

keeping cum in a vessel in your front room is bad? well look at all the fucking baileys bottles they have

[Hand Solo]

imagine him pleasuring himself while supine on that couch then cheekily, getting to his feet and climaxing into the bart simpson jug. and just keeping all the cum in there

Looks a bit far for a man Ron's age, even if he is as a ferocious cummer as his face betrays. I wouldn't eat any of that fruit on the table though.

[Butchers Blind]

When Ron's sneaking down for a 3am shuffle I hope he turns over the picture of the grandchildren on the shelf below. The shame.

[Hand Solo]

When Ron's sneaking down for a 3am shuffle I hope he turns over the picture of the grandchildren on the shelf below.

He always does because there's page 3 clippings taped to the back of each of them.