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How the other half live like bell-ends
« on: November 21, 2020, 06:58:35 AM »
Just seen this slipper and absolutely pissed myself.



That cunty little heel. The uppity little flick of a tongue. Literally tears of laughter here. I might actually get some just to clippety clop around the house to make my wife laugh. Imagine buying these fucking things, what an absurd affectation. Proper Duke's estate tier after firing buckshot haphazardly in the air. I might genuinely get some and just wear them all the time for everything, work, hiking, football, in the bath and then send the makers a photo of them, totally ruined, stuffed with sliced white bread.

Any other examples? I love this stuff.

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Re: How the other half live like bell-ends
« Reply #2 on: November 21, 2020, 08:05:42 AM »
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f0Rt_N3lNGE

To be fair, whilst that bloke does seem to be wearing my dead grandma’s hair, the clothing isn’t Rees-Mogg cosplay like the slippers in the OP.  He’s clearly a massive whopper, mind.

Re: How the other half live like bell-ends
« Reply #3 on: November 21, 2020, 08:10:10 AM »
He's a live one, and no mistake.

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« Reply #4 on: November 21, 2020, 08:18:44 AM »
I don't think anyone properly posh would wear those slippers.  They're for people who want to imagine they're posh, no?  Still risible obvs.

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Re: How the other half live like bell-ends
« Reply #5 on: November 21, 2020, 08:25:11 AM »
To be fair, whilst that bloke does seem to be wearing my dead grandma%u2019s hair, the clothing isn%u2019t Rees-Mogg cosplay like the slippers in the OP.  He%u2019s clearly a massive whopper, mind.
I think the shoe design is the same but instead of a crest it's graphic design and spikes. Like a noveau-riche lord.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0P2fFPpsW-w
I think I have eight but not those brands.

Re: How the other half live like bell-ends
« Reply #6 on: November 21, 2020, 08:27:58 AM »
I think the shoe design is the same but instead of a crest it's graphic design and spikes. Like a noveau-riche lord.

The entire vision is pretty horrifying; it is like watching an episode of cribs with Michael Fabricant instead of Drake

Re: How the other half live like bell-ends
« Reply #7 on: November 21, 2020, 08:29:23 AM »
We should have a Slipper Make-Over thread, where people with nothing better to do, transform their shabby old slippers into something... magical, with a crest and a heel.

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Re: How the other half live like bell-ends
« Reply #8 on: November 21, 2020, 08:33:12 AM »
To be fair, whilst that bloke does seem to be wearing my dead grandma’s hair, the clothing isn’t Rees-Mogg cosplay like the slippers in the OP.  He’s clearly a massive whopper, mind.

This man is so likeable obviously he’s super rich but you can see that he is super chill and super humble seems like a fun guy to hang with

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Re: How the other half live like bell-ends
« Reply #9 on: November 21, 2020, 08:38:02 AM »
I like him interacting with other rich people and store owners in Hollywood https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b6ewvoJffQw

The people who have made it, people fake making it and the people trying to make it. It's so awful.

Re: How the other half live like bell-ends
« Reply #10 on: November 21, 2020, 08:49:17 AM »
I’ve got Crocs slippers. Absolutely superb investment.

Re: How the other half live like bell-ends
« Reply #11 on: November 21, 2020, 09:31:24 AM »
We should have a Slipper Make-Over thread, where people with nothing better to do, transform their shabby old slippers into something... magical, with a crest and a heel.
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Re: How the other half live like bell-ends
« Reply #12 on: November 21, 2020, 09:33:01 AM »
Ah sure now don't you start Mammy!

Re: How the other half live like bell-ends
« Reply #13 on: November 21, 2020, 09:53:13 AM »
Forgot to add the link if anyone wants a pair

https://www.crockettandjones.com/collections/mens/velvet-slippers/

Velvet slippers

Hand-made in England for a thousand years.

£285

Product name:

LION RAMPANT

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Re: How the other half live like bell-ends
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Re: How the other half live like bell-ends
« Reply #15 on: November 21, 2020, 04:31:27 PM »
Reminds me of trump sacking his interior designer for suggesting he might want to tone down the gold.

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Re: How the other half live like bell-ends
« Reply #16 on: November 21, 2020, 05:06:24 PM »
I’ve got Crocs slippers. Absolutely superb investment.

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Gecko calls them my 'skank boots'.

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Re: How the other half live like bell-ends
« Reply #17 on: November 21, 2020, 05:10:06 PM »
Take a gander at the interior of this gaff then : https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1-Rivers-Edge-Dr-Colts-Neck-NJ-07722/39230937_zpid/

Americans there.  No background, no bottom.

more money though

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Re: How the other half live like bell-ends
« Reply #18 on: November 21, 2020, 06:21:17 PM »
Americans there.  No background, no bottom.

No shortage of vile taste in decor and furniture amongst our own dear guillotine fodder, of course.

https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/70432788#/

Re: How the other half live like bell-ends
« Reply #19 on: November 21, 2020, 06:34:33 PM »
Jesus wept, picture 8 - how do you get so many cushions on a sofa? Looks terrifying

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Re: How the other half live like bell-ends
« Reply #20 on: November 21, 2020, 06:40:26 PM »
Aw I can imagine Harry Kane bouncing around in there looking right at home.

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Re: How the other half live like bell-ends
« Reply #21 on: November 21, 2020, 06:48:39 PM »
The picture of Stuart Lubbock's ravaged hole, where's that then?

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Re: How the other half live like bell-ends
« Reply #22 on: November 21, 2020, 07:03:10 PM »
Bread and curled-butter for insufferable Roaring Twenties fetishists:






Re: How the other half live like bell-ends
« Reply #23 on: November 21, 2020, 07:32:24 PM »
Bretesh Bullderg.

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Re: How the other half live like bell-ends
« Reply #24 on: November 21, 2020, 08:26:46 PM »
No shortage of vile taste in decor and furniture amongst our own dear guillotine fodder, of course.

https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/70432788#/

check out this utter trash as well not far from where I live - https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/61238802#/

Re: How the other half live like bell-ends
« Reply #25 on: November 21, 2020, 08:45:45 PM »
The choice of movie posters is telling.

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Re: How the other half live like bell-ends
« Reply #26 on: November 21, 2020, 08:50:11 PM »
check out this utter trash as well not far from where I live - https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/61238802#/

Nowhere near as shit.  The location is great for a start, and the house has a bit of pedigree.  The decor and furnishings are quite plastic and weirdly spartan that's all.

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Re: How the other half live like bell-ends
« Reply #27 on: November 21, 2020, 09:39:28 PM »


Party room? Cunt room more like.

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Re: How the other half live like bell-ends
« Reply #28 on: November 21, 2020, 09:41:51 PM »
Like this?



Gecko calls them my 'skank boots'.

Fuck-me slippers.

Re: How the other half live like bell-ends
« Reply #29 on: November 21, 2020, 10:23:58 PM »
Like this?



Gecko calls them my 'skank boots'.


That's the fucker

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