How the other half live like bell-ends

[Chedney Honks]

Just seen this slipper and absolutely pissed myself.



That cunty little heel. The uppity little flick of a tongue. Literally tears of laughter here. I might actually get some just to clippety clop around the house to make my wife laugh. Imagine buying these fucking things, what an absurd affectation. Proper Duke's estate tier after firing buckshot haphazardly in the air. I might genuinely get some and just wear them all the time for everything, work, hiking, football, in the bath and then send the makers a photo of them, totally ruined, stuffed with sliced white bread.

Any other examples? I love this stuff.

[Urinal Cake]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f0Rt_N3lNGE

[TheBrownBottle]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f0Rt_N3lNGE

To be fair, whilst that bloke does seem to be wearing my dead grandma's hair, the clothing isn't Rees-Mogg cosplay like the slippers in the OP.  He's clearly a massive whopper, mind.

[steve98]

He's a live one, and no mistake.

[Buelligan]

I don't think anyone properly posh would wear those slippers.  They're for people who want to imagine they're posh, no?  Still risible obvs.

[Urinal Cake]

To be fair, whilst that bloke does seem to be wearing my dead grandma%u2019s hair, the clothing isn%u2019t Rees-Mogg cosplay like the slippers in the OP.  He%u2019s clearly a massive whopper, mind.

I think the shoe design is the same but instead of a crest it's graphic design and spikes. Like a noveau-riche lord.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0P2fFPpsW-w
I think I have eight but not those brands.

[TheBrownBottle]

I think the shoe design is the same but instead of a crest it's graphic design and spikes. Like a noveau-riche lord.

The entire vision is pretty horrifying; it is like watching an episode of cribs with Michael Fabricant instead of Drake

[steve98]

We should have a Slipper Make-Over thread, where people with nothing better to do, transform their shabby old slippers into something... magical, with a crest and a heel.

[touchingcloth]

To be fair, whilst that bloke does seem to be wearing my dead grandma's hair, the clothing isn't Rees-Mogg cosplay like the slippers in the OP.  He's clearly a massive whopper, mind.

This man is so likeable obviously he's super rich but you can see that he is super chill and super humble seems like a fun guy to hang with

[Urinal Cake]

I like him interacting with other rich people and store owners in Hollywood https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b6ewvoJffQw

The people who have made it, people fake making it and the people trying to make it. It's so awful.

[poo]

I've got Crocs slippers. Absolutely superb investment.

[Marner and Me]

We should have a Slipper Make-Over thread, where people with nothing better to do, transform their shabby old slippers into something... magical, with a crest and a heel.

Pimp My Pumps

[steve98]

Ah sure now don't you start Mammy!

[Chedney Honks]

Forgot to add the link if anyone wants a pair

https://www.crockettandjones.com/collections/mens/velvet-slippers/

Velvet slippers

Hand-made in England for a thousand years.

£285

Product name:

LION RAMPANT

[Mr Banlon]

Take a gander at the interior of this gaff then : https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1-Rivers-Edge-Dr-Colts-Neck-NJ-07722/39230937_zpid/

[Sebastian Cobb]

Reminds me of trump sacking his interior designer for suggesting he might want to tone down the gold.

[pancreas]

I've got Crocs slippers. Absolutely superb investment.

Like this?



Gecko calls them my 'skank boots'.

[shiftwork2]

Take a gander at the interior of this gaff then : https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1-Rivers-Edge-Dr-Colts-Neck-NJ-07722/39230937_zpid/

Americans there.  No background, no bottom.

_{more money though}

[Gurke and Hare]

Americans there.  No background, no bottom.

No shortage of vile taste in decor and furniture amongst our own dear guillotine fodder, of course.

https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/70432788#/

[Dr Trouser]

Jesus wept, picture 8 - how do you get so many cushions on a sofa? Looks terrifying

[imitationleather]

Aw I can imagine Harry Kane bouncing around in there looking right at home.

[shiftwork2]

The picture of Stuart Lubbock's ravaged hole, where's that then?

[wosl]

Bread and curled-butter for insufferable Roaring Twenties fetishists:

[Chedney Honks]

Bretesh Bullderg.

AIDSY Boy Smerth

[Mr_Simnock]

No shortage of vile taste in decor and furniture amongst our own dear guillotine fodder, of course.

https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/70432788#/

check out this utter trash as well not far from where I live - https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/61238802#/

[Pink Gregory]

The choice of movie posters is telling.

[shiftwork2]

check out this utter trash as well not far from where I live - https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/61238802#/

Nowhere near as shit.  The location is great for a start, and the house has a bit of pedigree.  The decor and furnishings are quite plastic and weirdly spartan that's all.

[Gurke and Hare]

Party room? Cunt room more like.

[Paul Calf]

Like this?



Gecko calls them my 'skank boots'.

Fuck-me slippers.

[poo]

Like this?



Gecko calls them my 'skank boots'.

That's the fucker