Red for Beef, Blue for Pork, Orange for Chicken, Green for Lamb

[Bazooka]

Purple packaging for Turkey, just makes sense doesn't it.

[Blumf]

You wait till Walkers get in on it and fuck everything up.

[Captain Z]

Black for Human

[Pijlstaart]

Some colours mean two things, White is both potatoes and rats, but rarely are either the star of the show, so mix-ups aren't so bad, I would think. 

[touchingcloth]

Black for Human

Soylent Green, Shirley.

[idunnosomename]

The five genders of meat

[Blue Jam]

There is no f*fth m**t.

[TrenterPercenter]

There is no f*fth m**t.

Still refusing to accept Pangolin Blue Jam.  Great in a toastie.

[KennyMonster]

There is no f*fth m**t.

Yes I agree![nb]You never know who is reading these pages.[nb]I've said too much already.[/nb][/nb]

[Jittlebags]

E*i R*****s !

[petril]

they're the main five

[idunnosomename]

The Sixth Meat

[Blue Jam]

E*i R*****s !

Would love a day out at Mosquito Mayhem.

Remember, mosquito isn't a f*fth m**t, it's just six-legged micro pork.

[idunnosomename]

buzby signal who decided the five meat colours

[Sherringford Hovis]

Purple packaging for Turkey, just makes sense doesn't it.

In a former life doing packaging design, I spent many hours in meetings explaining to supermarket execs that purple is the turkey colour therefore shouldn't be used on chicken things. Best paying job I've ever had - what a stupid world, I hope it blows up and everyone dies.

[Captain Z]

I can't help thinking that pork and chicken should have been the other way round from the get go. Too late now of course, orange does feel chickeny. Blue just doesn't seem very porky. Pink would have been better, but runs the risk of being too close to red.

[Sherringford Hovis]

Pink is veal, maroon is venison.

[Captain Z]

Shit. What is frog?

[Blue Jam]

In a former life doing packaging design, I spent many hours in meetings explaining to supermarket execs that purple is the turkey colour therefore shouldn't be used on chicken things. Best paying job I've ever had - what a stupid world, I hope it blows up and everyone dies.

https://youtu.be/hnQshv0uzE4

[Bazooka]

Shit. What is frog?

Chaos Green.

[idunnosomename]

Shit. What is frog?

tricoloure

[Urinal Cake]

Red for Beef, Pinkfor Pork, Yellow for Chicken, Green for Lamb

Orange for Duck, Blue for Seafood, Brown for Turkey

[Blue Jam]

Shit. What is frog?

Pond pork.

[Jittlebags]

There are only six real colours in the rainbow. Indigo is a load of old pods. This must of course imply there are six meats. Turkey is just dry chicken, so can't be considered to be a distinct meat as such. Therefore two new meats await the intrepid adventurer.

[Buelligan]

Surely, there should be a separate one for arseholes or will they just get mixed in with the rest and no one knows?

[Paul Calf]

...Pangolin Blue Jam...

Bloody hipster cafes.

[Blumf]

Blue for Seafood

Fish and that have their own colour schemes because they are Freemen and are not subject to the laws of the land.

[Paul Calf]

White for hands,
brown for feet,
green for torso, thighs and seat.
And in the cupboard beneath the stair,
You'll find the red for PUBIC HAIR.

[owlboy]

[idunnosomename]

used to really like those. then i stopped giving a shit and just eat those croissants from aldi that are in a big bag.