How long, on average, does it take you between hearing of a celebrity death...

[touchingcloth]

...and wondering what the thread title on CaB is going to be? I can't remember the last one where it's taken me longer than 5 seconds tops, and it's ruined my life to the point where now if a non-CaBber is the first to tell me of a death, I stop paying attention to them until I've said "heh, Gonnie Huq" or whatever, to their abject disinterest slash horror.

[Jumblegraws]

About the same time. See also: celebrity cancellations.

[poo]

I like the ones where you think someone's died but they haven't really

[the]

Colin Hunt disease

[touchingcloth]

I like the ones where you think someone's died but they haven't really

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[idunnosomename]

immediately after ive jerked off usually

[lankyguy95]

...and wondering what the thread title on CaB is going to be? I can't remember the last one where it's taken me longer than 5 seconds tops, and it's ruined my life to the point where now if a non-CaBber is the first to tell me of a death, I stop paying attention to them until I've said "heh, Gonnie Huq" or whatever, to their abject disinterest slash horror.

I just laughed at "Gonnie Huq"

[famethrowa]

I've got 2 in the bomb bay, John Craven and Fred Schneider. No I can't give them away early

[lankyguy95]

I've got one for the writer Ted N. Buried but I'm not giving anyone a clue.

[Pearly-Dewdrops Drops]

"heh, Gonnie Huq"

"Brooker Cryze 2020"

[Better Midlands]

I've got one for the writer Ted N. Buried but I'm not giving anyone a clue.

I'm holding out for Juan Putin-D'Cave to get seriously ill.

[Lisa Jesusandmarychain]

I used to have an absolute 24 carat solid gold bon mot for Betty White, but the stupid old cunt's stayed alive for so long I've fucking forgotten it. What the fuck is she doing still being alive? She's a fucking yank actress who's appeared in loads of shit comedy series, not a member of the British Royal Family. Her still being alive is just brazenly taking the piss out of our own dear Beryl Reid, who'd long since carked it by the time she was fucking Betty White's age.

[studpuppet]

Imagine how many people on here have got one stored up for the Queen - all that time to think 'em up...

[idunnosomename]

Imagine how many people on here have got one stored up for the Queen - all that time to think 'em up...

whereever i am when i hear it: titanic wank

[touchingcloth]

whereever i am when i hear it: titanic wank

That thing of where you pop a 1:20 scale model of the Titanic up your arse first? I'll be joining you in that, fella.

[petril]

about two seconds after I try to juxtapose some facet of said celebrity's life with the idea of a white Fiat Uno

[shiftwork2]

I've mentioned this before but I had Liz Dawn Fades ready for when Vera Duckworth kicked the bucket.  Unfortunately I didn't notice when she died.

[studpuppet]

That thing of where you pop a 1:20 scale model of the Titanic up your arse first? I'll be joining you in that, fella.

Only works if you have a 1:20 scale model of Kate Winslet on the prow with her arms sticking out.

[touchingcloth]

Only works if you have a 1:20 scale model of Kate Winslet on the prow with her arms sticking out.

Do you think I don't? Do you honestly think I don't?

[Dex Sawash]

Hope I live to post Checked out, this Dunst when Kirsten gets dead.

[petril]

Imagine how many people on here have got one stored up for the Queen - all that time to think 'em up...

just posting a link to that Smiths track everywhere the second I find out instead. no time to think

[beanheadmcginty]

There's an extremely competitive Facebook group called Six Feet Punder that ensures I find out about a notable person's death in pun form within milliseconds of their head hitting the slab.