Nae hugs xmas 2020

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

"I think hugging elderly relatives is not something to go out and do. It will increase the spread to a vulnerable population."

Prof Whitty added: "If you want them to survive to be hugged again."

Brutal

[Hand Solo]

[imitationleather]

No hugging, no learning.

[BlodwynPig]

Brutal

Whitty is an existentialist.

[Billy]

Grandma, 86, HUGGED TO DEATH by Covid-spreading millennial

[Chedney Honks]

Someone I worked with said in April, "you know, I might not see my mum til August, I can't be doing with that, I can't not see her for her birthday..."

I said, "but it might mean that she's around next August..." which I kind of regretted because it seemed a bit too direct.

Anyway she got Covid and is dead

[Cuellar]

Someone I worked with said in April, "you know, I might not see my mum til August, I can't be doing with that, I can't not see her for her birthday..."

I said, "but it might mean that she's around next August..." which I kind of regretted because it seemed a bit too direct.

Anyway she got Covid and is dead

Yes!!!!

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

Cleared that problem up, best result

[Sin Agog]

I was watching a movie t'other day which featured a blind old granny and my eyes kept on being magnetically drawn to her hands and legs.  Her varicose veins looked unutterably soft and warm and tactile.  About a minute into this reverie I realised I was just mad jonesing to touch an OAP because it'd been so very long.  They should give a bunch of them early injections so other people like me can go relieve some stress at a nan petting cafe.

[Hand Solo]

I was watching a movie t'other day which featured a blind old granny and my eyes kept on being magnetically drawn to her hands and legs.  Her varicose veins looked unutterably soft and warm and tactile.  About a minute into this reverie I realised I was just mad jonesing to touch an OAP because it'd been so very long.  They should give a bunch of them early injections so other people like me can go relieve some stress at a nan petting cafe.

It's Wayne Rooney who's the real victim in all of this.

[Butchers Blind]

They do smell a bit off though don't they?  Can't put my finger on it exactly but there's definitely a hint of urine in there mixed with a damp attic. Maybe one of the high end eau du parfum people could whip up a batch and call it something like 'Decrepit'. 

[Jasha]

Millions of grandchildren will be breathing a sigh of relief

[Replies From View]

Do even the richest ones give off that smell?  I'd love it if they do.

[BlodwynPig]

Do even the richest ones give off that smell?  I'd love it if they do.

I'm starting to smell of it

[Zetetic]

I wish someone would tell me if Whitty will be on the wards this Christmas.