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As if 2020 wasn't cursed enough already

Started by Cursus, November 27, 2020, 10:35:48 AM

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Pauline Walnuts

This is going to be the Christmas number one isn't it?


Shaky

Blatantly ripping off Hoagy Carmichael's Heart and Soul there as well. Nice one, Gary.

Phil_A

mark lloyd

2 hours ago
Let's have it. So many songs we belong to like a Goal music is like  Footie in some way.

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Jerzy Bondov

I listened to the whole song. It is very bad. Corden's shouty vocals are mixed too high; they sound awful.

In the second verse, they start doing little comedy interjections between each others' lines.

They should play this song to everyone in the country one at a time, and if anyone likes it they should be drowned in a toilet, and then this would be the best country in the world.

Last few lines:
CORDEN: I was the best in that song
BARLOW: So was I
BARLOW (spoken): It's my album you know

Painful. I don't think I've ever heard a more nailed on Christmas number one.

Annie Labuntur

Quote from: Jerzy Bondov on November 27, 2020, 11:40:26 AM
Last few lines:
CORDEN: I was the best in that song
BARLOW: So was I
BARLOW (spoken): It's my album you know

That's what me and my mates are like!

Pauline Walnuts

Quote from: Phil_A on November 27, 2020, 10:58:28 AM
mark lloyd

2 hours ago
Let's have it. So many songs we belong to like a Goal music is like  Footie in some way.

THIS COMMENT GOT A LIKE

Quote from: Azagthoth

What's that supposed to mean you absolute mong?

boki

Is 'Music Played By Humans' his woke take on Shakey's 'Heterosexual Rock n' Roll'?

Cuellar


frajer

James Corden is the world's best friend.*

*Just don't make eye-contact with him and only refer to him as Mr. Corden and don't come over if he's with his other mates.


Jerzy Bondov

Haha this is just like me and my mates. We're absolute fucking pond scum.

Rich Uncle Skeleton

QuoteTHIS IS APPALLING
QuoteDelete this gary

loving the comments slowly trickling in. surprised this only has 947 views at the time of writing though

Liam Gallagher today unveiled a charity ballad for the Xmas number one slot and it's actually OK. A John Lennon pastiche but better than this, which I'm not clicking on. I didn't know the charts were still a thing.

non capisco


Glebe


Cursus

Christ. I thought the song featuring Corden was as bad as things could get:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yYuTViJkqWY

Quote from: Gary BarlowA Doctor friend of mine,
I'd see from time to time,
Had a design for his longevity.
He said, "Exercise, my friend that is the key,
Exercise is what extends our life expectancy."
And when he sadly died, at the age of thirty-five,
Getting his clothes caught in the chi machine;
The irony, brought home to me,
What you and I should take all this to mean...

holyzombiejesus

I thought the Barlow/ Corden duet was going to be about comedy - I'm sure I saw it mentioned on here - so read up on his new atrocity and to my genuine horror saw that Chilly Gonzales appears on it. Why, Chilly, why?

Pauline Walnuts


holyzombiejesus

QuoteWell, when I avoid paying tax,
I need a friend who is lax.
Someone who won't point out my hypocrisy
or shine a light on my greed
when I'm begging on Children In Need.

Was going to do a verse for Corden but can't get any further than "And I'm a loathsome old cunt".

BlodwynPig

Quote from: Jerzy Bondov on November 27, 2020, 11:40:26 AM
I listened to the whole song. It is very bad. Corden's shouty vocals are mixed too high; they sound awful.

In the second verse, they start doing little comedy interjections between each others' lines.

They should play this song to everyone in the country one at a time, and if anyone likes it they should be drowned in a toilet, and then this would be the best country in the world.

Last few lines:
CORDEN: I was the best in that song
BARLOW: So was I
BARLOW (spoken): It's my album you know

Painful. I don't think I've ever heard a more nailed on Christmas number one.

noughts never beens. Fuck off...

this is where the future lies


Gulftastic


Jollity

Quote from: thecuriousorange on November 27, 2020, 05:11:40 PM
Liam Gallagher today unveiled a charity ballad for the Xmas number one slot and it's actually OK. A John Lennon pastiche but better than this, which I'm not clicking on. I didn't know the charts were still a thing.

The charts are still a thing, and now that we have this new-fangled "downloading", this means lots of wrinkly old Christmas songs are re-entries in the top 100 this week. So perhaps it'll be an old song that's number one this year (as with "Killing in the Name" for Christmas 2009)

Glebe



frajer

Or Michael B. Alfie and Ball B. Boe

James Bond's stuntmen have clearly fucked 2020 off.

Golden E. Pump

Ball B. Boe, or 'Bobby Ball' when not communicating through a car window.

BlodwynPig


Rich Uncle Skeleton