As if 2020 wasn't cursed enough already

[Poirots BigGarlickyCorpse]

Was going to do a verse for Corden but can't get any further than "And I'm a loathsome old cunt".

"With puke down my front"

[Glebe]

Johnny Vegas has let himself go. Can't think of anyone for Sting.

[El Unicornio, mang]

A new contender arises

Could they not have taken a second to flip the image so their names match up?

[jobotic]

Stincchero

[I.D. Smith]

Stincchero

I believe they did that with the Shaggy and Sting collaboration: Shagging

[Glebe]

I believe they did that with the Shaggy and Sting collaboration: Tantric Shagging

[idunnosomename]

Stincchero

but doctor, i am stincchero

[the]

Ball B Boe

Bell Biv Beboe

[sirhenry]

Bell Biv Beboe

Beebo's Buboes

[BlodwynPig]

Another new contender arises



"Braiiiinnnnnnssss"

(check out the adverts for this on the TV, you can smell the stygian musk behind the spangly waistcoat)

[non capisco]

We hope you have as much fun listening to this album as we had making it.

[Captain Z]

A new contender arises

Taskmaster series 37

[non capisco]

Peacock and Gamble have let themselves go.

[Wonderful Butternut]

Was going to do a verse for Corden but can't get any further than "And I'm a loathsome old cunt".

Here, I've written it. It's a bit jarring shoehorned into the song, but I think it suits:



I was going to write more, but then I realised I didn't need to do any more to encapsulate the man.

[Gulftastic]

Another new contender arises



"Braiiiinnnnnnssss"

(check out the adverts for this on the TV, you can smell the stygian musk behind the spangly waistcoat)

I saw a telly ad for this. Cliff looks like the Cryptkeeper.

[the]

And in a Prince-style move, he's changed his name to an audio file format

[jobotic]

We hope you have as much fun listening to this album as we had making it.

"Yeah, we know. Just move on"

[BlodwynPig]

And in a Prince-style move, he's changed his name to an audio file format

:))))