How feasible would it be to live on 1 Rustlers burger a day?

[itsfredtitmus]

How far do you think I'd last?

[Captain Z]

Crack -> weed -> Rustlers burgers

Feels like you're going in the wrong order

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

How far do you think I'd last?

Day tops

[idunnosomename]

couldnt eat a whole one

[Glebe]

Is this really the only option? Could you exchange the Rustlers burger for a more* notorious Tesco ready meal or summit?

*Only slightly more.

[Annie Labuntur]

I thought a Rustlers Burger was a euphemism for an unwanted consequence of anal sex.

You live and you learn.

[Butchers Blind]

Think Lidl do a cheaper version. Try there.

[itsfredtitmus]

Just want rustlers cba

[shiftwork2]

9 years?  They're brown, or grey.  This is where some well-Brexit needs to opt in.  No vitamins or nuritrients.  Fuckin' DEAD

[Glebe]

Legend Gary has surely attempted this at some point.

[Pearly-Dewdrops Drops]

With a sufficiently sharp knife and a steady hand you can turn that into at least 2 Rustlers burgers a day.

[thecuriousorange]

You would have a loose stool, so drink lots of liquids, to not die as quickly.

[Dex Sawash]

 I think this is where CaB will draw the line on self destructive behavior it will encourage

[Icehaven]

Morgan Spurlock's let his rations go.

[Ray Travez]

Morgan Spurlock's let his rations go.

hahaha!

[Ray Travez]

Would've thought scurvy would be your first problem. After that, you'd starve to death slowly, not enough calories

If you added some lettuce and red pepper, and increased to four burgers, you could probably live for oooh ages

[touchingcloth]

How far? An inch.

[Lisa Jesusandmarychain]

How far? An inch.

Disarmingly honest man reconsiders chat- up approach.

[Ferris]

About 35 minutes, with a fair wind.

[Tombola]

Where once again, mid-morning... mattered.

[JamesTC]

536 calories per day. Depending on your height and current weight, you would lose between 2-5lb a week and that is assuming you do no exercise whatsoever (including walking).

[Glebe]

I could live on one slice of warm, crisp toast a day.

[Custard]

Gazza actually did live on one slice of toast a day, a few years back. Not even buttered

[Sebastian Cobb]

Yes but he was probably getting shitloads of calories in liquid form.

Maybe wash the rustlers down with a Guinness.

[Cerys]

nuritrients

Didn't they have a few hits in the 80s?

[monkfromhavana]

I once had a spell of unemployment (in Japan) where I survived a few months eating a slice of toast in the morning and one pot noodle in the evening.

[Glebe]

I once had a spell of unemployment (in Japan) where I survived a few months eating a slice of toast in the morning and one pot noodle in the evening.

Did you, now?

[Elderly Sumo Prophecy]

Ah, but which Rustlers burger? There are so many! Quarter pounder, BBQ Rib, Chicken Sandwich, the other one.

[kittens]

i currently live on 6 Linda McCartney sausages a day, with spicy sauce and mushroom paté smeared on top. take a multivitamin too so i am well. gettin skinny folks!!!!

[Sebastian Cobb]

i currently live on 6 Linda McCartney sausages a day, with spicy sauce and mushroom paté smeared on top. take a multivitamin too so i am well. gettin skinny folks!!!!

I did this for about a term in university but with sausages that came pre-frozen in a bag. Lucky to be alive really.