What counts as a 'substantial meal' in Norfolk in Tier 2?

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

The regionals are concerned that their chosen meal may not be substantial enough to achieve legal pub visits. For this reason a spokesperson for the department of local government handed out a list of acceptable substantial meals

Ramekin of mustard

Yak simmerings

Clot of Cream

2 x Yorkie Fruit and Nut

Onion and a Yoghurt

Christ's Resurrection Micro Mezze Platter

Bread Supreme

Beachcombed deer

Pork pie but placed on an enormous plate

Ein in Klopse

Police Edict Omelette

Restriction Stew (no relation to Gary's mate)

Loggy shallots

Prize winning Bilestopper

Literally just an imaginary meal that doesn't really exist

Martin Lewis Guarantee® Maximum Weight Limit Restriction-Buster Rotted Ham Luncheon

Postage paid Slowworm compote

Haggled amendments

Forceped Cantharidae

Enlarged vol o vent

Furlough Stipend Concessional Mollusc Pith

Destination: Guts

Model Village Meal

Compacted Ingress

Captain Tom Moore Approved Wang Hong Space-Entacklement 'Phood'
''I'd give it a go at a push''

Prison food and Hospital food divided by 2

Drayman's Lozenge

Dormouse Feast (3 acorns)

Hindley's Ripast (2 acorns)

Maulings (of ladybird)

1 x Teaspoon Grindley's Stupor Purge


Why not PRE ORDER today?

[olliebean]

UR GPT-3 AICM5P

[Sebastian Cobb]

I was once making my way home late one Sunday evening and decided to stop in at a pub I wouldn't normally go in but it was one of the few open late (Bag O Nails Partick fans), and when it got to midnight (they're open until 2, which is unusual in Scotland) the barmaid told me that I'm technically sat in a restaurant so if I wanted to continue drinking I needed to buy a bowl of chips.

[Stoneage Dinosaurs]

Solidified fen gas compôte is technically a dessert, but in large enough quantities could be classed as meal-adjacent

[non capisco]

Eating a meal?!! A substantial Chinese meal?!!!

[Catalogue Trousers]

Pork pie warmed in Your Mum's smelly old cunt or a bowl of Ronnie's Pot or GTFO

[Icehaven]

I want an enlarged vol-au-vent, where can I get one?

[Icehaven]

Don't say Greggs

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

I want an enlarged vol-au-vent, where can I get one?

An enlarged kitchen

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

Bottomless Scotch Eggs

[dissolute ocelot]

How many deep fried gherkins do I need to eat?

[Butchers Blind]

Eating an egg. A succulent scotch egg.

[idunnosomename]

I see you know your bar snacks well

[idunnosomename]

GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY TWIGLETS

[Stoneage Dinosaurs]

Pigs in blankets where the pig is a penis and the blanket is his sister's vagina

[dissolute ocelot]

GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY TWIGLETS

Giant twiglets made of lumpy sausage-meat and eggs. Big as a leg. Two for lunch, three for dinner.