Celebs "who are known and loved" to persuade people to take vaccine

[thecuriousorange]

During these divided times, which celebs can convince the nation to take that jab?

https://www.theguardian.com/society/2020/nov/29/nhs-enlist-sensible-celebrities-coronavirus-vaccine-take-up?CMP=Share_AndroidApp_Other

They're going to need quite a few, to cover all demographics.

Bob Geldof, Vinnie Jones, Adele, a YouTube person for the young uns.

[Fambo Number Mive]

Need to cover all political bases and appeal to all age demographics.

[Absorb the anus burn]

Esther Rantzen and Sebastian Coe.

[Captain Crunch]

"Get your jab in first"

[JamesTC]

Mrs Brown's Boys for cunts.

Laurence Fox for racist cunts.

[Fambo Number Mive]

For the gammons:

Jeremy Clarkson
Captain Tom
Julia Hartley-Brewer

[Cold Meat Platter]

Ian Huntley
Rose West
The Woman Who Put the Cat in the Bin

[thecuriousorange]

Could a Royal do it, or would that be seen as taking a political position?

[Sin Agog]

Jabba the Hutt

[Sin Agog]

Vaccine Peak

[Cold Meat Platter]

Dig up a dead Pope.

[Sin Agog]

Bill Antiboddie

[popcorn]

Bill Antiboddie

Could imagine an Alan Partridge PSA.

[pigamus]

Vaccine Peak

+1 karma

[BlodwynPig]

Bill Antiboddie

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[Wonderful Butternut]

For the gammons:

Jeremy Clarkson

"HAMMOND YOU BLITHERING IDIOT! You're not supposed to inject it into your eyeball."

[Captain Z]

Jeremy Clarkson

Tiff Needle

[Captain Z]

The Vaccines

[Claude the Racecar Driving Rockstar Super Sleuth]

Jim Carrey

[Icehaven]

Harlow, Jean.

[Zetetic]

Lozza tearfully admitting he was a sceptic but now thinks it's important that we get vaccinated because 14 words.

[Petey Pate]

Nigel Farage.

[JamesTC]

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[Satchmo Distel]

Inject me, ject me, ject me
Inject me if you want hear me sing some more

Morrissey

[Blue Jam]

https://www.theguardian.com/society/2020/nov/29/nhs-enlist-sensible-celebrities-coronavirus-vaccine-take-up?CMP=Share_AndroidApp_Other

No names are thought to have been confirmed. But NHS communications experts suggested privately that the footballer Marcus Rashford, who is widely admired for his child food poverty campaign, which has forced two government U-turns, and members of the royal family would be ideal recruits.

Yes to Marcus Rashford, but the royals? Charles wouldn't do it as he's an alternative medicine crackpot and no-one would trust him anyway. I don't think Wills and Kate would be trusted either, and people hate Bants and Syoots now.

It'll be Captain Tom Moore won't it? Popping up after the John Lewis Christmas ad.

[Zetetic]

Deepfakes of Alf Garnett and Del Boy.

[JamesTC]

Deepfakes of Alf Garnett and Del Boy.

David Jason isn't dead.

[Cuellar]

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It'll be Captain Tom Moore won't it? Popping up after the John Lewis Christmas ad.

His daughter's probably on the phone haggling for that maximum fee right now.

"He's the hottest property going! £5mill is cheap for this type of brand endorsement. Unless you want Dad's interview with the Mail to begin with a subtle questioning of your vaccination policy? Oh, wouldn't I? Fucking try me!"

[Zetetic]

David Jason isn't dead.

Rude.