Celebs "who are known and loved" to persuade people to take vaccine

[jobotic]

Danny Dyer

[studpuppet]

Getting Jodie Whittaker to do an ad* would serve a primary purpose, but also a secondary one of of making all those #notmydoctor parents' basement-dwelling man-babies refuse to be jabbed.

*"Hi, it's the Doctor here!" in her best Su Pollard impersonation voice.

[chveik]

Dalai Lama
Neymar Jr
Ghislaine Maxwell

[Blue Jam]

Mortimer and Whitehouse Gone Fishing Vaccination Jab Special

A nice heart-healthy vaccine.

[idunnosomename]

Mr Blobby
Ian Watkins
Tony Blair

[Ferris]

A nice heart-healthy vaccine.

So vat's a nice fing for a vaccine to be, innit Andy?

[jobotic]

Possibly Reeves and Mortimer? Or are they a bit niche still for the general public?
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I love the smell of Van-Tam's musk gland.

Come along now let's have a bit of it (the vaccine).

[Cuellar]

Yeah it'll definitely be Ant and Dec (if this bogbrained scheme actually goes ahead)

[idunnosomename]

Chris Whitty

[Fambo Number Mive]

They should release a load of Chris Whitty/Van-Tam/Jenny Harris merchandise - a Chris Whitty key ring or Van-Tam t-shirt.

[pigamus]

Alison Moyet

"We all neeeeeed a lovely injection
If we're gonna stop the infection"

You know the lyrics to that are really rude, I never even noticed

[jobotic]

They should release a load of Chris Whitty/Van-Tam/Jenny Harris merchandise - a Chris Whitty key ring or Van-Tam t-shirt.

Tank fly boss Chris Whitty. You're listening to Jenny from the big bad city. This is Van-Tam hot.



So that the kids listen.

[non capisco]

You know the lyrics to that are really rude, I never even noticed

"I want to feel you growing in my hand" is my favourite. She was having a right giggle with that one. It's Carry On Live Aid.

[thenoise]

Rachel Stevens did quite a good one to get men to play with their balls to see if they were lumpy or whatever. Perhaps she could do something similar here. 'Just a little prick' (*wink) you know the sort of thing.

[olliebean]

So now we know:



Unusually, there's only one of them I haven't heard of. I guess when they start vaccinating non-pensioners they'll find a batch of younger celebrities and I'll be lucky if I recognise more than a couple of them.

[Zetetic]

I'd have been wary of picking so many people who might drop dead shortly after being vaccinated.

[Sherringford Hovis]

Carol Decker.

[Better Midlands]

I'd have been wary of picking so many people who might drop dead shortly after being vaccinated.

Was going to say, it looks like a pretty safe Celebrity Death List entry.

[idunnosomename]

who the fuck would be encouraged by John Humphrys? horrible old cunt. hope they inject him and he just slowly deflates.

[Fr.Bigley]

Note that all these celebs are ancient and therefore only taking the vaccine through selfish boomer self preservation. They should all get the placebo, die off and I can buy their house and burn the piss stained sofa in the garden whilst eating avocado toast.

[Butchers Blind]

Quiz host Anne Robinson is on board, thats swayed it for me.

https://youtu.be/C7PuKPiTT_4

[JaDanketies]

They're probably encouraging oldies to get the vaccine with these celeb choices because there won't be enough for everyone, and we'll Brexit and there'll be even less, and they'll just wanna reopen the economy and let a bunch of non-old-folk get COVID.

I guess if they put Ant n Dec in the newspapers saying, "we're getting the vaccine," there'd be a lot of people raging about "why do Ant n Dec get the jab and I don't?"

[shiftwork2]

How can Christopher Biggins be alive?  When did this happen?

There's a strong chance we could get a Parker Pen just for enquiring about the coronavirus vaccine.

[idunnosomename]

to be fair looking at a lot of those faces if they died it's not like you'd notice much different

[Ferris]

There's a strong chance we could get a Parker Pen just for enquiring about the coronavirus vaccine.

That's very good.

[Inspector Norse]

How can Christopher Biggins be alive?

That's Panto's Christopher Biggins to you and me

[Aaron500]

I thought a few of those had already carked it.

Esther Rantzen, for one. Perhaps she can get "Doc" Cox to give her the jab.

[George Oscar Bluth II]

Remember Biggins being on some celebrity reality show and saying "darling! Call me Biggy!" when introducing himself. Would deffo get the vaccine if he's getting it.

[poo]

only fucker who can persuade me to take this terrible mind control chemical is the ghost of Leslie Grantham

[Bazooka]

C.J from Eggheads jabs you in the arm before pushing you in a canal.  Euphoria.