US Elections and post-election V: A Trump that won't leave the room

[Fambo Number Mive]

Starting a new thread.

Trump is really getting annoyed with Republican Governor Kemp of Georgia on Twitter. He's also tweeted "I WON THIS ELECTION, BIG". Not sure who big is.

[JamesTC]

I think he means Tom Hanks.

[George Oscar Bluth II]

Will miss seeing the title "the two gentlemen of corona" popping up all the time, well done FerrisWheelBueller for that one.

[sirhenry]

Will miss seeing the title "the two gentlemen of corona" popping up all the time, well done FerrisWheelBueller for that one.

Ditto.

[daf]

Thritto

[bakabaka]

Quarto.

[DrGreggles]

Fünfo

[checkoutgirl]

Been enjoying Trump's speech from Georgia over the last couple of days. Only one mention of Hillary and Obama, a few mentions of the wall and at least an hour on election fraud and ballots.

[Blumf]

I think he means Tom Hanks.

T. Hanks

"I won the election, THanks!"

[The Culture Bunker]

Been enjoying Trump's speech from Georgia over the last couple of days. Only one mention of Hillary and Obama, a few mentions of the wall and at least an hour on election fraud and ballots.

An element of "give the people what they want" - it's got him some good reactions from his lunatic base, so hammer it into the ground. Once Biden is actually President, he'll move on to another routine: "Fake President, fake news"

[Cuellar]

I hope he continues to give press conferences as the President long after Biden actually takes office

[Dog Botherer]

missed a trick not calling this thread The Avignon Presidency

[The Culture Bunker]

I hope he continues to give press conferences as the President long after Biden actually takes office

Easy to imagine him putting together a mock-up of the Oval Office somewhere and doing them from there... "everyone knows this is the real President's office. You're fake news, so you won't report it."

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2020/dec/07/michigan-elections-chief-trump-protesters

Who knew titanic levels of irresponsibility and selfishness could rub off

[Urinal Cake]

'Trump of the Will- The Last Chapter: Drumpfbunker'

[Norton Canes]

Sexo

[amputeeporn]

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2020/dec/07/michigan-elections-chief-trump-protesters

Who knew titanic levels of irresponsibility and selfishness could rub off

Literal NXIVM-esque cult level insanity. He's gonna get someone killed, isn't he? Or even more people, I should say...

[AsparagusTrevor]

Been enjoying Trump's speech from Georgia over the last couple of days. Only one mention of Hillary and Obama, a few mentions of the wall and at least an hour on election fraud and ballots.

And, most importantly, a bit about cucumbers.

[druss]

And, most importantly, a bit about cucumbers.

Thought that was a deep fake when I saw it.

[Satchmo Distel]

missed a trick not calling this thread The Avignon Presidency

You're Aving-me-on! Presidency?

[sirhenry]

missed a trick not calling this thread The Avignon Presidency

We're Avignon of it!

[checkoutgirl]

I hope he continues to give press conferences as the President long after Biden actually takes office

Me too, there's nobody in the Biden administration, or indeed anywhere in American politics, who can pick up the entertainment slack if and when Trump finally shuts his fucking stupid gob.

[Satchmo Distel]

We're Avignon of it!

You're A Vig, non?

[Psmith]

Been enjoying Trump's speech from Georgia over the last couple of days. Only one mention of Hillary and Obama, a few mentions of the wall and at least an hour on election fraud and ballots.

I read that as..........and bollocks.

[Sonny_Jim]

This just in from our why-am-i-wasting-my-time-reading-court-documents department:

Sidney's Kraken suit just got tossed.  Same as all the others, not filed in the right court for the relief they are seeking, no actual evidence.  All the trumpeters are saying 'we expected then to fail, because we want to go to the Supreme Court', except that they don't seem to realise that it's very unlikely they'll get any traction there.

[Sin Agog]

I hope he continues to give press conferences as the President long after Biden actually takes office

Apparently there were two popes for a spell when some Italian bloke simultaneously declared himself Pope Italian Bloke XVCIIIrd.  Would be tight if Trump just split off into a second renegade presidency, but operating out of the back room of some Vegas strip joint instead of The White House.

[Wonderful Butternut]

Would be tight if Trump just split off into a second renegade presidency, but operating out of the back room of some Vegas strip joint instead of The White House.

Found just the place for him: https://www.tripadvisor.ie/Restaurant_Review-g186605-d8627675-Reviews-The_White_House-Dublin_County_Dublin.html

[jobotic]

Apparently there were two popes for a spell when some Italian bloke simultaneously declared himself Pope Italian Bloke XVCIIIrd.  Would be tight if Trump just split off into a second renegade presidency, but operating out of the back room of some Vegas strip joint instead of The White House.

Wouldn't that make him the Black President?

He wouldn't like that.

[checkoutgirl]

I read that as..........and bollocks.

I was watching a few minutes of Rachel Maddow the other day and she claimed America's response to Covid was "bollocks". I love hearing that word in a septic accent.

[Ferris]

Will miss seeing the title "the two gentlemen of corona" popping up all the time, well done FerrisWheelBueller for that one.

Jog on, Captain Z's "Count Rushed-More" was a far more apposite thread title that I denied.