US Elections and post-election V: A Trump that won't leave the room

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

Turd built a division, at huge cost, that doesn't even work. 

Someone should write a song about it.

I didn't know he was behind Major League Soccer...

[Thomas]

He began to condemn the Capitol riot, but fell into one of his classic meanderings halfway through, followed by recycled illegal immigrant material till the end.

[Ferris]

He began to condemn the Capitol riot, but fell into one of his classic meanderings halfway through, followed by recycled illegal immigrant material till the end.

I saw reporting that the video posted during the riots where he said "I love you, you're very special" to the insurrectionists was the best of the three takes his staffers recorded.

The other 2 must have had some sensational stuff.

[Mister Six]

Trump's YouTube channel has been suspended for seven days due to "potential violence".

Hope the cunt's working up a big stomach ulcer from all this.

[Paul Calf]

NAh, he loves this shit. He gets to stand in front of adoring crowds and talk shit about people he considers barely human and his fans love him for it.

He's a fascist[nb]A succulent orange fascist![/nb]. Order for his people and chaos for his enemies is his version of normal.

[Mister Six]

Nah, he's not capable of delayed gratification or long-term planning. Certainly not capable of the kind of abstract thinking that can redefine his inconvenience as a chaotic loss for his "enemies". Barely has a grasp of enemies except for a handful of nicknamed political opponents and amorphous blobs called things like "the media". Certainly not enough knowledge or nous to think about how they work and how they might be impacted.

Right now he's reflexively reaching for his phone and grimacing when he remembers he can't tweet. He's annoyed every time he remembers he can't put a video out on YouTube or Facebook. Can't counter his enemies' LIES in immediate fashion. It's gnawing at him.

[rjd2]

Obviously good to see Trump losing, but some of Biden's appointments are grim, Samantha Power the latest abomination signed up.

[QDRPHNC]

That's the big sick joke at the heart of all this, of course. Your average MAGA losing their shit as if anything even resembling socialism is on the cards, ever. Basically going berserk over the idea that Heinz might replace their Daddies.

[daf]

Right now he's reflexively reaching for his phone and grimacing when he remembers he can't tweet.

Thirty-six hours
Rolling in pain
Praying to someone
Free me again
Oh, I'll be a good boy
Let me back on Twitter
I promise you anything
Get me out of this shitter

I wouldn't be surprised if Tweeting is more addictive than Heroin - certainly does more damage to people's lives!

[Replies From View]

Thirty-six hours
Rolling in pain
Praying to someone
Free me again
Oh, I'll be a good boy
Let me back on Twitter
I promise you anything
Get me out of this shitter

I wouldn't be surprised if Tweeting is more addictive than Heroin - certainly does more damage to people's lives!

One for the whose line is it anyway hoedown thread.

[Paul Calf]

Nah, he's not capable of delayed gratification or long-term planning. Certainly not capable of the kind of abstract thinking that can redefine his inconvenience as a chaotic loss for his "enemies". Barely has a grasp of enemies except for a handful of nicknamed political opponents and amorphous blobs called things like "the media". Certainly not enough knowledge or nous to think about how they work and how they might be impacted.

Right now he's reflexively reaching for his phone and grimacing when he remembers he can't tweet. He's annoyed every time he remembers he can't put a video out on YouTube or Facebook. Can't counter his enemies' LIES in immediate fashion. It's gnawing at him.

He probably has at least one sock. Perhaps he'll be interested in one of my joke Twitter accounts. I'll sell him Ashbury for the right price.

[Alberon]

Trump is falling out with everyone in his inner circle mainly due to them not defending him enough or finding a way out of the quagmire he's got himself into. One of those is apparently one of his loudest and most deranged supporters, Rudy Giuliani.

From The Washington Post -

Trump has instructed aides not to pay Giuliani's legal fees, two officials said, and has demanded that he personally approve any reimbursements for the expenses Giuliani incurred while traveling on the president's behalf to challenge election results in key states. They said Trump has privately expressed concern with some of Giuliani's moves and did not appreciate a demand from Giuliani for $20,000 a day in fees for his work attempting to overturn the election.

[steve98]

Hey come on? If you want the best, the best of the best, the absolute creme de la creme, you have to be prepared to pay, and $20,000 a day is nothing.

[Ferris]

Trump is falling out with everyone in his inner circle mainly due to them not defending him enough or finding a way out of the quagmire he's got himself into. One of those is apparently one of his loudest and most deranged supporters, Rudy Giuliani.

From The Washington Post -

It says a lot about the grifter mindset and ego that every one of these ghouls saw trump and thought "ooh he's so easily manipulated - I'll use him as my meal ticket by debasing myself on the daily by agreeing with whatever he says, but there's no way he'd ever betray me as I am far too important!"

Giuliani, Michael Cohen, Spicer, Jeff sessions, Pence, Barr, the mooch, the list goes on.

Every one a craven careerist and yes-man, every one thrown under the bus the second they were no longer useful (and a new one scrambling to replace them). Strange old world.

[JaDanketies]

Imagine getting paid $20k a day just to embarrass yourself in front of the whole world. I would have simply showed everyone my bumhole.

[sirhenry]

But the $20K a day was announced at the beginning of the fight to overturn the election, so where's the surprise? Unless Giulliani didn't get it in writing. But he's a great lawyer, he wouldn't have overlooked something like that, surely?

[Ferris]

But the $20K a day was announced at the beginning of the fight to overturn the election, so where's the surprise? Unless Giulliani didn't get it in writing. But he's a great lawyer, he wouldn't have overlooked something like that, surely?

Apparently it is in writing, but that won't stop trump refusing to pay.

Goes back to my earlier point re: deluded right wing egos "oh he's stiffed everyone else, but he wouldn't dare stiff me!"

[QDRPHNC]

But the $20K a day was announced at the beginning of the fight to overturn the election, so where's the surprise? Unless Giulliani didn't get it in writing. But he's a great lawyer, he wouldn't have overlooked something like that, surely?

His scalp probably melted all over the paperwork.

[Jittlebags]

You could buy a lot of kiwi for $20,000.

[evilcommiedictator]

Just do it, the Orange cunt would go fucking mental

[Phil_A]

I think we've definitely reached the "last days in Hitler's bunker" stage.

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/us-news/inside-donald-trumps-crumbling-empire-23321833

[Dr Rock]

This had better end like Scarface.

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2021/jan/15/trump-republicans-election-defeat-club-for-growth

[AsparagusTrevor]

This had better end like Scarface.

"Say hello to my little hands"

[idunnosomename]

Just do it, the Orange cunt would go fucking mental

genuinely that would be hilarious

[Blumf]

"Say hello to my little hands"

<snigger>

[El Unicornio, mang]

This had better end like Scarface.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D0GMO-oy6pM&ab_channel=TheFakening

[phantom_power]

The federal government have executed more than three times the amount of people in the last six months than the previous six decades so if for nothing else then for that fuck him in the ear forever

[darby o chill]

White House has published a handy list of 'Trump Administration Accomplishments.'
Some of it looks like Don's handiwork, it manages to mention the China Virus in the first sentence.

[Dex Sawash]

1. First socially distanced inauguration