We can still do this.

[Chedney Honks]

Literally any time the government wants to, they can end this.

Total fuckdown.

No exceptions except delivery guys up to the tits in PPE who get tested twice every single day.

You can make any sized bubble and live with anyone, because you ain't going nowhere.

Coppers and army shoot on sight. Shoot the legs to immobilise and then finish in the skull.

Six weeks, this is done.

Back to normal.

🍻🍻🍻

[petercussing]

That doesn't take into account the huge packs of covid infested dogs i keep releasing around various places in the uk.

[BlodwynPig]

That doesn't take into account the huge packs of covid infested dogs i keep releasing around various places in the uk.

You're never more than 6 feet away from a Covid rat.

[petercussing]

Or less that 2ft away from my ensickened hounds if my plan takes shape properly

[ASFTSN]

Coppers and army shoot on sight. Shoot the legs to immobilise and then finish in the skull.

Why post things like this?

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

Literally any time the government wants to, they can end this.

Total fuckdown.

No exceptions except delivery guys up to the tits in PPE who get tested twice every single day.

You can make any sized bubble and live with anyone, because you ain't going nowhere.

Coppers and army shoot on sight. Shoot the legs to immobilise and then finish in the skull.

Six weeks, this is done.

Back to normal.

🍻🍻🍻

Concerted though. UN resolution.

[Pinball]

Fine by me. Wake me when it's over.

[Brundle-Fly]

Edit. Not worth it. Bed.

[H-O-W-L]

You're never more than 6 feet away from a Covid rat.

Imagining that said in Laurence Olivier style tape-fuzz-addled 1970s PIF voice gave me a mixture of chills and warmth.

[Uncle TechTip]

But I'm gregarious and narcissistic and if I don't laugh in a shrieking manner with my friends or touch people uninvited for more than 48 hours I start to get the fear.

[thenoise]

No exceptions except delivery guys up to the tits in PPE who get tested twice every single day.

What are they delivering, if no one else is allowed to work?

[Blue Jam]

You can make any sized bubble and live with anyone, because you ain't going nowhere.

This is what we need. Actual bubbles. Big plastic ones. It's the future now, we should all be living in them anyway.

[Better Midlands]

What are they delivering, if no one else is allowed to work?

Death.

[Billy]

I think we should all start self-sacrificing ourselves to help are brave Tory boys Get COVID Done, so the 95 year olds in care homes can live healthy, long lives ahead. I suggest starting with anyone who voted for Boris in the last election, to prove their loyalty to our Great Leader through life and death.

[El Unicornio, mang]

This is what we need. Actual bubbles. Big plastic ones. It's the future now, we should all be living in them anyway.

Think of the fun times we could all be having

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

Martin Gould has a cache of zorbs he keeps in a lockup in Colne.

Allegedly Matt Zorb's cousin is involved.

[Absorb the anus burn]

Teletubbies have let themselves go.

[poo]

Anyone up for a zorb?

[Glebe]

Jellyfish now eligible to be signed to football clubs.

[Chedney Honks]

What are they delivering, if no one else is allowed to work?

I didn't think about that. OK, let's just keep doing what we're doing.

[MrMrs]

fucked