Weird spam adverts

[Dex Sawash]

Don't want to know[nb]I want to know[/nb]

[flotemysost]

I think it's makeup-related (possibly something to do with not getting lipstick on your teeth? I've definitely seen it in some product review video that popped up on my newsfeed) but yeah, I'm guessing they chose that particular cult product to use on the ad for a reason.

[idunnosomename]

The IP address-detecting thing is obviously a bit flawed - I keep getting things like "The price of cremation in Bovey Tracey will shock you!" and "Speedboats in Bovey Tracey are surprisingly affordable!".  No idea where Bovey Tracey is - according to Google maps it's a good hundred miles from Cardiff as the crow flies -  but the internet thinks I live there.

it's where your main network exchange is isn't it

[dissolute ocelot]

Don't want to know[nb]I want to know[/nb]

Face gym jaw exerciser?

[Johnny Yesno]

surely there's nothing erotic about having a hatch for shitting though?

#kinkshaming

[Johnny Yesno]

Don't want to know[nb]I want to know[/nb]

Build your own Caitlin Moran partwork.