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Boris Johnson is a Fucking Cunt - XMAS No. 1?
« on: December 23, 2020, 09:42:09 AM »
Have you heard it yet?

“Boris Johnson is a Fucking Cunt.” a new song the kids are all listening to.

https://www.nme.com/news/music/the-kunts-boris-johnson-is-a-fucking-ct-is-in-the-running-to-be-uk-christmas-number-one-2844307

"... Comedy rock group The Kunts have risen up the charts in recent weeks with their track about the prime minister, which is titled: “Boris Johnson is a Fucking Cunt.” The 82-second-long track hears the band repeat the words: “Boris Johnson is a fucking cunt. He’s a fucking cunt.” The track peaked at No 2 in the UK iTunes chart and is currently in fourth place. On Amazon Music, the track has so far peaked in second place and is currently in third position..."

https://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/music/news/boris-johnson-the-kunts-christmas-no-1-b1777470.html

I haven't heard it yet and do not really listen to chart music but I am genuinely curious about this new pop song “Boris Johnson is a Fucking Cunt.”.

Have any cabers heard “Boris Johnson is a Fucking Cunt.” yet?

Absorb the anus burn

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Re: Boris Johnson is a Fucking Cunt - XMAS No. 1?
« Reply #1 on: December 23, 2020, 09:48:39 AM »
Apologies.

I should have posted the thread “Boris Johnson is a Fucking Cunt - XMAS No. 1” in Oscillations... Please feel free to move “Boris Johnson is a Fucking Cunt.” to the music forum or even start a new thread called “Boris Johnson is a Fucking Cunt.” to discuss the musical aspects of this winter warmer.

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Re: Boris Johnson is a Fucking Cunt - XMAS No. 1?
« Reply #2 on: December 23, 2020, 09:54:37 AM »
In case anybody is in doubt about the existence of the song “Boris Johnson is a Fucking Cunt.” here's the cover art.



And if you wanted to hear / buy “Boris Johnson is a Fucking Cunt.” you could always try...

https://www.deezer.com/en/track/1035783802?autoplay=true[1]

or...

https://open.spotify.com/track/27WirtpNHcT1rGdadWqgEx?autoplay=true
 1. Deezer automatically plays a few seconds of uncensored “Boris Johnson is a Fucking Cunt.”

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Re: Boris Johnson is a Fucking Cunt - XMAS No. 1?
« Reply #3 on: December 23, 2020, 09:57:12 AM »
There's also discussion in Comedy Chat - https://www.cookdandbombd.co.uk/forums/index.php/topic,26007.msg4409254.html#msg4409254

Personally I don't see why he has to swear so much.

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Re: Boris Johnson is a Fucking Cunt - XMAS No. 1?
« Reply #4 on: December 23, 2020, 10:05:51 AM »
Used to like them but they've sold out and gone pop with this one.

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Re: Boris Johnson is a Fucking Cunt - XMAS No. 1?
« Reply #5 on: December 23, 2020, 10:07:14 AM »
Heheh, I was only listening to this a few days ago.  I always like to laugh before I sleep and this had me sniggering into the night.

Re: Boris Johnson is a Fucking Cunt - XMAS No. 1?
« Reply #6 on: December 23, 2020, 03:47:59 PM »
Not very Christmasy it has to be said. A distinct lack of goodwill to man.

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Re: Boris Johnson is a Fucking Cunt - XMAS No. 1?
« Reply #7 on: December 23, 2020, 03:54:58 PM »
Used to like them but they've sold out and gone pop with this one.

I remember seeing The Kunts back in the day when they played on decommissioned nuclear submarines.  Part of me is glad to see them hit the mainstream like this but can't help feeling that they've really watered down their sound.

Re: Boris Johnson is a Fucking Cunt - XMAS No. 1?
« Reply #8 on: December 23, 2020, 09:08:51 PM »
how much money would they make if this went to no 1? at least the ladcuntgravebaby is giving it all to charity (albeit one that ought not to have to exist)

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Re: Boris Johnson is a Fucking Cunt - XMAS No. 1?
« Reply #9 on: December 23, 2020, 09:14:51 PM »
The Amazon links are Amazon Smile and all money raised from them goes to a hospice in Essex.

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Re: Boris Johnson is a Fucking Cunt - XMAS No. 1?
« Reply #10 on: December 23, 2020, 09:19:35 PM »
It's pretty appalling that my school's Wikipedia page proudly boasts that Rylan attended, but won't list Kunt as one of the notable former pupils.

Re: Boris Johnson is a Fucking Cunt - XMAS No. 1?
« Reply #11 on: December 23, 2020, 09:31:00 PM »
I bought it. I really hope it gets to No. 1 cos it would actually give me just a little glimmer of happiness in this miserable xmas. I feel it also encapsulates the public mood right now a little better than LadBaby or whatever he's called.

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Re: Boris Johnson is a Fucking Cunt - XMAS No. 1?
« Reply #12 on: December 23, 2020, 09:50:19 PM »
is it the only original song in the top 10?

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Re: Boris Johnson is a Fucking Cunt - XMAS No. 1?
« Reply #13 on: December 23, 2020, 10:56:03 PM »
I remember seeing The Kunts back in the day when they played on decommissioned nuclear submarines. 

Where did that ' band playing on decommissioned nuclear submarines.... now they sold out & gone pop' joke come from anyway?

Did any bands actually play on decommissioned nuclear submarines (before selling out by going pop)?

Re: Boris Johnson is a Fucking Cunt - XMAS No. 1?
« Reply #14 on: December 23, 2020, 11:46:32 PM »
Not very Christmasy it has to be said. A distinct lack of goodwill to man.

Yeah. Or to Cunt "Boris" Johnson either.

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Re: Boris Johnson is a Fucking Cunt - XMAS No. 1?
« Reply #15 on: December 24, 2020, 01:14:24 AM »
Where did that ' band playing on decommissioned nuclear submarines.... now they sold out & gone pop' joke come from anyway?

Did any bands actually play on decommissioned nuclear submarines (before selling out by going pop)?

I think it was an original joke by the late Don Preston (the CaB poster not the jazz keyboard player). I actually asked him in person what it was inspired by but unfortunately I can't remember his answer. As far as I know, there haven't been any real concerts played on decommissioned nuclear submarines.

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Re: Boris Johnson is a Fucking Cunt - XMAS No. 1?
« Reply #16 on: December 24, 2020, 08:02:43 AM »
Anything to do with Thomas Dolby and his submarine studio?

Re: Boris Johnson is a Fucking Cunt - XMAS No. 1?
« Reply #17 on: December 24, 2020, 11:26:53 AM »
how much money would they make if this went to no 1? at least the ladcuntgravebaby is giving it all to charity (albeit one that ought not to have to exist)

You know the money still goes to charity if Ladbaby doesn’t get to number 1?

Re: Boris Johnson is a Fucking Cunt - XMAS No. 1?
« Reply #18 on: December 24, 2020, 12:34:56 PM »
he also might stop making unfunny singles if something breaks the cycle

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Re: Boris Johnson is a Fucking Cunt - XMAS No. 1?
« Reply #19 on: December 24, 2020, 01:25:55 PM »
In Kunt's latest video he said he's not using charity to promote his single.

Shots fired. It's also so true. Just donate directly to the Trussell Trust if you care about it so much. You won't have audio AIDS sitting on your computer then.

Re: Boris Johnson is a Fucking Cunt - XMAS No. 1?
« Reply #20 on: December 24, 2020, 03:33:22 PM »
I mean yeah the charity thing is a bit of a con because ladbaby gets a huge amount of free publicity out of it

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Re: Boris Johnson is a Fucking Cunt - XMAS No. 1?
« Reply #21 on: December 25, 2020, 04:06:58 PM »
It got to number 5.

"The entire campaign, marketing, promotion, recording, and production costs was £10"

That it is pretty impressive.

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Re: Boris Johnson is a Fucking Cunt - XMAS No. 1?
« Reply #22 on: December 25, 2020, 04:25:03 PM »
If someone told you a song with ‘fucking cunt’ in the title (and repeated throughout) was at number 5 in the hit parade, they wouldn’t believe you. But it is. 2020 for you. Well done Kunt!

Re: Boris Johnson is a Fucking Cunt - XMAS No. 1?
« Reply #23 on: December 25, 2020, 05:04:12 PM »
Ladbaby now officially needs to be stopped

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Re: Boris Johnson is a Fucking Cunt - XMAS No. 1?
« Reply #24 on: December 25, 2020, 05:28:30 PM »
In Kunt's latest video he said he's not using charity to promote his single.

Shots fired. It's also so true. Just donate directly to the Trussell Trust if you care about it so much. You won't have audio AIDS sitting on your computer then.

True but I imagine a lot of people who wont or cant afford to donate to charity might have treated themselves to the Ladbaby single. It's just disgusting we need food banks in the first place.

BBC News not only  not giving the full name of the song but not giving the full name of the artist either.

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Re: Boris Johnson is a Fucking Cunt - XMAS No. 1?
« Reply #25 on: December 25, 2020, 06:01:58 PM »
True but I imagine a lot of people who wont or cant afford to donate to charity might have treated themselves to the Ladbaby single.

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Re: Boris Johnson is a Fucking Cunt - XMAS No. 1?
« Reply #26 on: December 25, 2020, 06:20:19 PM »
LadBaby is a fucking cunt, he's a fucking cunt, he's a fucking cunt

LadBaby is a fucking cunt

He's a fucking cunt

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Re: Boris Johnson is a Fucking Cunt - XMAS No. 1?
« Reply #27 on: December 25, 2020, 07:45:23 PM »
True but I imagine a lot of people who wont or cant afford to donate to charity might have treated themselves to the Ladbaby single.

If you've got money to spare for an abomination of a novelty single, you've got enough for charity.

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Re: Boris Johnson is a Fucking Cunt - XMAS No. 1?
« Reply #28 on: December 25, 2020, 08:17:03 PM »
Here it is, officially in purple and white : TOTP 2020

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Re: Boris Johnson is a Fucking Cunt - XMAS No. 1?
« Reply #29 on: December 25, 2020, 08:22:40 PM »
Love to know the actual sales count. Last weeks number one was about 41,235. Obvs sales go up to get the so-called coveted Xmas spot, but even so. Imagine trying to fix it again in mid-January when sales used to be traditionally the lowest, just to get a no1.

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