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Tier 5
« on: December 23, 2020, 01:27:32 PM »
Pre-emptive burning of bodies

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George Oscar Bluth II

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Re: Tier 5
« Reply #1 on: December 23, 2020, 01:30:33 PM »
Will surely involve shutting the schools, a shoe in after Xmas imo.

(Unless schools are already closed in T4? Hard to tell cos it's the holidays, like)

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Re: Tier 5
« Reply #2 on: December 23, 2020, 02:07:24 PM »
Schools are to remain closed, apart from where it would prevent children from attending in-person educational facilities.

shiftwork2

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Re: Tier 5
« Reply #3 on: December 23, 2020, 02:28:35 PM »
Gillette went up to 5 and couldn’t go further for reasons of absurdity.  Kind of the same here like.

Alberon

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Re: Tier 5
« Reply #4 on: December 23, 2020, 05:35:03 PM »
Under tier 4 all schools, colleges and unis can open for face to face teaching. Though how uni students return to universities when long distance travel is banned I don’t know.

bgmnts

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Re: Tier 5
« Reply #5 on: December 23, 2020, 05:36:08 PM »
Will probably happen, anything to not use the word lockdown.

Maybe we should use the tier system for armed conflicts, instead of saying war.

Re: Tier 5
« Reply #6 on: December 23, 2020, 09:58:46 PM »
Tier 6 - skullfucked with a frozen dogshit dildo

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Re: Tier 5
« Reply #7 on: December 23, 2020, 10:04:25 PM »
Tier 6 - skullfucked with a frozen dogshit dildo

When's that then

Re: Tier 5
« Reply #8 on: December 23, 2020, 10:07:17 PM »
Effective immediately

ZoyzaSorris

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Re: Tier 5
« Reply #9 on: December 23, 2020, 10:15:27 PM »
Maybe the tier system should use the names of previous viral epidemics as an indicator of severity.

Non Stop Dancer

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Re: Tier 5
« Reply #10 on: December 23, 2020, 11:51:42 PM »
Gary tier.

Re: Tier 5
« Reply #11 on: December 24, 2020, 02:47:59 PM »
COVID tier

Re: Tier 5
« Reply #12 on: December 24, 2020, 10:28:35 PM »
Tier 7- war with China.
Tier 8- war with rocks and sticks, following the end of Tier 7.
Tier 9- aliens discover a strange mutated strain of primitive, cave-dwelling humans.

Re: Tier 5
« Reply #13 on: December 26, 2020, 06:20:54 PM »
Would you rather be encased in resin or pickled in bleach?

Re: Tier 5
« Reply #14 on: December 26, 2020, 06:39:46 PM »
Would you rather be encased in resin or pickled in bleach?

Yes

Blinder Data

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Re: Tier 5
« Reply #15 on: December 29, 2020, 12:41:41 PM »

Alberon

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Re: Tier 5
« Reply #16 on: December 29, 2020, 01:15:11 PM »
No details on what Tier 5 will contain but it has to be the closure of schools (and presumably further education as well) or at least going to online only.

No one start a Tier 6 thread, please!

Re: Tier 5
« Reply #17 on: December 29, 2020, 01:26:56 PM »
Tier 5 just sits around in space with the weirdest Tracy brother on it compulsively masturbating

non capisco

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Re: Tier 5
« Reply #18 on: December 29, 2020, 01:29:35 PM »
Tier 6 - skullfucked with a frozen dogshit dildo

Reminds me of when Lisa Stansfield came in to get her laptop fixed.

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