Tier 5

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

Pre-emptive burning of bodies

Grave

[George Oscar Bluth II]

Will surely involve shutting the schools, a shoe in after Xmas imo.

(Unless schools are already closed in T4? Hard to tell cos it's the holidays, like)

[Captain Z]

Schools are to remain closed, apart from where it would prevent children from attending in-person educational facilities.

[shiftwork2]

Gillette went up to 5 and couldn't go further for reasons of absurdity.  Kind of the same here like.

[Alberon]

Under tier 4 all schools, colleges and unis can open for face to face teaching. Though how uni students return to universities when long distance travel is banned I don't know.

[bgmnts]

Will probably happen, anything to not use the word lockdown.

Maybe we should use the tier system for armed conflicts, instead of saying war.

[poo]

Tier 6 - skullfucked with a frozen dogshit dildo

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

Tier 6 - skullfucked with a frozen dogshit dildo

When's that then

[poo]

Effective immediately

[ZoyzaSorris]

Maybe the tier system should use the names of previous viral epidemics as an indicator of severity.

[Non Stop Dancer]

Gary tier.

[idunnosomename]

COVID tier

[Pinball]

Tier 7- war with China.
Tier 8- war with rocks and sticks, following the end of Tier 7.
Tier 9- aliens discover a strange mutated strain of primitive, cave-dwelling humans.

[dissolute ocelot]

Would you rather be encased in resin or pickled in bleach?

[Cold Meat Platter]

Would you rather be encased in resin or pickled in bleach?

Yes

[Blinder Data]

it started as a joke and is now the leading headline on the guardian

ROFL!

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2020/dec/29/tier-5-england-faces-possible-new-covid-restrictions-source-says

[Alberon]

No details on what Tier 5 will contain but it has to be the closure of schools (and presumably further education as well) or at least going to online only.

No one start a Tier 6 thread, please!

[idunnosomename]

Tier 5 just sits around in space with the weirdest Tracy brother on it compulsively masturbating

[non capisco]

Tier 6 - skullfucked with a frozen dogshit dildo

Reminds me of when Lisa Stansfield came in to get her laptop fixed.