Fun Christmas pop party slammers that are quick to learn and play

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

https://tabs.ultimate-guitar.com/tab/bobby-helms/jingle-bell-rock-chords-1443245

Entertaining/annoying the house by learning Christmas songs (which I'll forget then repeat the process each year)

A good example of a piece where the experience of performing it is quite similar to the experience of listening to it. Gently playful, hardly drastically complicated but enough there to keep you on your toes.

The intro riff is a nice little melody to play too.

Have you got any good suggestions for xmas slammers to pick up and learn in 5-10 minutes?

[idunnosomename]

You Turned Off Replies: G, C, D7

[Twit 2]

Hello, I just woke bolt-upright in my Crimble sick,
as if spurred into motion by some unseen force, and with the overwhelming urge to mention that those lyrics to "Jingle Bell Rock" are an insipid load of aids trough bollocks. It's a swell time to go gliding in a GRAVE, Bobby Helms, you dick-pierced bag of shit. Merry Cunt.

Ok, night.

[idunnosomename]

depends what party you're at and how ironic it is but Another Rock 'n Roll Christmas is also just G, C, D7, with the chorus as G, Em, C, D. though you really need to play it as a shuffle riff rather than just open chords

[jenna appleseed]

Forget which cabber posted it but the whole 'piss/fuck off with/on your jingle horse' thing still makes me laugh.

eta: found it - Thank you easytarget for 7 years of sweary jingle horse fun.
https://www.cookdandbombd.co.uk/forums/index.php/topic,39625.msg2119072.html#msg2119072

[Ferris]

Just practiced with the brother in law.

7 xmas bangers ready to go, your boy Ferris on the piano and leccy guitar as and when.

Boxing Day zoom bout to get cray up in this mahh.