The size of your Boxing Day shit 2020

[madhair60]

Annoyingly, had a big shit about four hours ago so I reckon mine is probably going to disappoint.

[itsfredtitmus]

Already had mine.

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

Head over to HS Art for some wry, irreverent minute by minute farting and shitting updates.

[idunnosomename]

i think i have a haemorrhoid

[Ian Drunken Smurf]

A thing of marvel snaked in the bowl.

[Lisa Jesusandmarychain]

i think i have a haemorrhoid

Garbage consider rewrite.

[Sherringford Hovis]

A thing of marvel snaked in the bowl.

The most troubling Stan Lee cameo.

Apart from a soupçon of butter in the stuffing, an entirely vegan Jesus-birthday roast has me bound up harder than Cool Hand Luke after the hard-boiled egg scoffing contest. Looking forward to rating my Valentine's Day battle with Count Dookie.

[SpiderChrist]

I had an Indian takeaway for Christmas Day dinner and can report a smooth passage with easy delivery and no unnecessary trauma. Size of a baby seal, though.

[Chedney Honks]

Done a crep

[buttgammon]

Nothing as yet, other than some preliminary odours and a sense of mounting tension. The next few hours will be critical.

[Butchers Blind]

I filled the bowl to the brim with my shit

[buttgammon]

It's so effortless that I'm literally typing this as it happens. Impressive in every way: there's loads of it, the smell is a disgusting combination of rotten vegetables and dog shit and it's a stunning mahogany colour, but it's also almost unbelievably easy to pass without ever turning towards the diarrhoea end of the scale.

[hamfist]

It's so effortless that I'm literally typing this as it happens. Impressive in every way: there's loads of it, the smell is a disgusting combination of rotten vegetables and dog shit and it's a stunning mahogany colour, but it's also almost unbelievably easy to pass without ever turning towards the diarrhoea end of the scale.

😍😍😍

[steve98]

I blocked the toilet this morning, but the thing is - I didn't have an Xmas dinner; just a normal, non OTT, dinner. So why all the shit? It's like a miracle, at Christmas. Miraculous shit.

[Jockice]

Haven't had one. But then I did have to get up before 6am to have one yesterday. Which was nice.

[Elderly Sumo Prophecy]

Three medium sized stools of a solid consistency with an almost marbled texture.

3 stars out of 5. Would eat here again.

[Butchers Blind]

Just had a second visit.  Not as pleasurable as the first time round, much more of a loose texture which left residue up the bowl and required more considered wiping.

[idunnosomename]

Ive not even had a wee yet

[steve98]

Aw you poor sad bastard.

[Pink Gregory]

Three already.  Healthly logs of average size and easy-medium delivery.

Textbook.

[idunnosomename]

Textbook.

good to have a bit of ruffage

[SpiderChrist]

Second shit after mug of coffee and a spliff. Verging on the erotic.

[bgmnts]

Two so far and i've only been up and about for an hour.

[imitationleather]

I rolled an entire humidor of arse cigars late last night so I'm not expecting anything to write home about.

[greencalx]

Three courses so far. Maybe an after dinner mint still to come?

[daimoniac]

almost needed an epidural. nearly herniated four discs pushing that fucker out

[idunnosomename]

pathetic. barely a smear. i blame it on the hemorrhoid.

[thenoise]

Oddly enough, had a double dose on Christmas day this year,while boxing day is passing motion free (so far).

I passed a few rabbit dropping before Lunch that required a momentous effort to pass, despite their diminutive size. They very much resembled the chocolate cranberries I enjoyed from my Christmas stocking first thing - perhaps they had passed straight through unchanged?

Followed by a duet of respectable sized logs late afternoon. Nice and tidy lying side by side and a deep brown colour, but for the foul odour they almost looked healthy.

[thecuriousorange]

I was very dehydrated and hungover, so the unmoist husk didn't want to leave without a fight. Felt like birthing a hedgehog and when I wiped my arse, there wasn't much visual evidence of the dried-out poo. The real problems began when I tried to flush and the discoloured water in the bowl just kept rising, threatening to spill over the edge. Tried to attack the problem with a toilet brush, but as the blockage was now around the U-bend, a straight plastic stick was unable to access it. This was my first Christmas away from my parents, so all of this was happening in my girlfriend's mum's downstairs lavatory. Felt like something from Dumb and Dumber. Reader I stuck my bare hand down the toilet and unclogged the fecal matter. A loud suction noise and then foul brown water swirled away down the bog and I breathed a huge sigh of relief. Catastrophe averted and a story I will never, ever tell anyone in real life.

[buttgammon]

Round two wouldn't fully flush; it was big but probably not enough to block an average toilet. However, it congealed into a big, modular lump in the bowl and we have a low-powered flush anyway, so it's going to take some effort to get rid of the lot.