new words for 2021

[Retinend]

masterbiece
n.

definition:
a truly excellent piece of wanking material

"This Ocasio-Cortez deepfake is astoundingly realistic. It's a masterbiece."

[Retinend]

incellectual
n.

defintion:
someone who knows everything about women, but has never had a second date with one

"He said that I was wearing lipstick to signal arousal, and asked if "deep down" I actually wanted to study"
"that's because he's an incellectual"

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

pastard
n

definition
someone from the past who is a bastard, or a scholar of the past who is a bastard

"Who invited that droning old pastard to Dronfield bukkake marathon?"

[idunnosomename]

bunt
n.

1. a bloody cunt
2. a big cunt

[Sherringford Hovis]

Buntz - bantz, but by cunts.

[BlodwynPig]

fewess

interchangeable, can be mean fewer or less than.

[Retinend]

Buntz - bantz, but by cunts.

I think we rather need a word for "bantz" not by cunts.

[Utter Shit]

fewess

interchangeable, can be mean fewer or less than.

I think you'll find that, in this context, the word is 'lewer'.

[BlodwynPig]

I think you'll find that, in this context, the word is 'lewer'.

gest, mate, gest*

*give it a rest, but in a friendly way

[Utter Shit]

Hahaha!

[Brundle-Fly]

n

'bognitive dissonance'

The state of having inconsistent lavatorial movements, especially as relating to eating over-spiced meals, excessive drinking and checking your diminishing bank balance.

[Twit 2]

cunt

[Retinend]

feedbagging
vb.

definition:
sneakily snaffling torn chunks of mars bar* into your anti-viral mask's snout-cavity for later enjoyment, all the more enjoyable for not having endangered your fellow man in the process

*feel free to substitute with your favourite approximately-torn-mars-bar-chunk-sized snack

"I wasn't being rude just then, by the way, I was just feedbagging"

[Chedney Honks]

fanny batter

n.

The sticky talcum-infused sweat paste between your arse cheeks, gooch and upper thighs after a long walk in waterproofs. (U.S. Eng)

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

KOUTH

N

Keir Starmer youth wing

[honeychile]

Gentrification Sans

n.

Font used for signage on new cafes selling artisan coffee

[Cuellar]

Anus

n.

From Greek, ainous = juggins. A place to put a juggin.

[evilcommiedictator]

Prick-joy

adj.

Describing the feeling you get after getting the vaccine

[Retinend]

piqunt
n.

definition
a smelly fanny

[itsfredtitmus]

Colditz

[GoblinAhFuckScary]

Tunnel-Goit

n.

Frightening presence we shouldn't speak of further

[Jittlebags]

White Gold n. - Jissolm. or v. "I white golded her", all over her tits.

[Scarlet Intangible]

Methaphor

Anecdope

Heruin --- Horse-related misfortune. First used in this headline from September - 'HERUIN: 4 YEAR OLD FOUND SKAGGED TO SHREDS'