New Years Eve Party People!

[Pink Gregory]

hopefully either in hospital with a baby imminent or safe at home with baby freshly delivered.

latent labour is terrifying, seemingly endless. only so many times you can say "of course you can do it, love".

mmm, fresh baby

[steve98]

Gnatkin Cole, a furry who's into gnats.

No, he's not furry or "into gnats" (but he is into The Scottish Nationalists: The Nats. So that's something to work with)

[DrGreggles]

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

Nat King Coal - A Nat King Coal impersonator who is also a Victorian industrialist








edit - woops didn't see big picture of coal above, honest

[GMTV]

Traditional Scottish first footing combo there

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

Drat, Mink Hole - A 2020 only satire on the Danish rodent fashion apocalypse

[Fambo Number Mive]

Scat King Cole - combine the songs of Nat King Cole with sex involving poo.

[DrGreggles]

Cat Kink Noel

Edmonds, you dirty feline-obsessed bollocks...

[steve98]

Drat, Mink Hole - A 2020 only satire on the Danish rodent fashion apocalypse

Not really, no. People will expect angry songs about Danish rodents, and there aren't any (unless you know better?)

Scat King Cole - combine the songs of Nat King Cole with sex involving poo.

Not really mate. This guy's over 50 and will mainly be performing in care homes and old person's homes. It's a middle-of-the road type of act, easy listening. Thanks though.

On a separate (but still New Year's Eve party) note. This woman ("Comedian", Susan Calman), is presenting tonight's LIVE BBC Hogmanay extravaganza (Though only for viewers in Scotland); and she happens to live across the road from me. So, if someone wants to surprise her by robbing her she'll be out the house from 11pm onwards. Fifty-fifty. PM me if interested.

[Ferris]

hopefully either in hospital with a baby imminent or safe at home with baby freshly delivered.

latent labour is terrifying, seemingly endless. only so many times you can say "of course you can do it, love".

Not to scare you but if you think latent labour is scary, just you wait old son.

It's a day, you'll get through it and be fine but it is quite an experience.

[Ferris]

Nutkin Coal

A squirrel made of anthrocite.

[Glebe]

I imagine I'll be on here a bit tipsy by the way, so if anyone fancies a bit of a non-Zoom CaB get together...

[Ferris]

I imagine I'll be on here a bit tipsy by the way, so if anyone fancies a bit of a non-Zoom CaB get together...

I'll be around (in between scoffing pizza and listlessly playing MLB The Show 2020). Bed at 10pm as I'm up with the nipper tomorrow so that's a 6am start for me!

Gonna be fuckin mega.

[Rizla]

For viewers in Scotland it's one last gruelling endurance through the final Only An Excuse?

Oh yeah it's the last time they're doing it. Good. Up there with the Burry Man in the bizarrely uncomfortable local traditions stakes.

[Glebe]

I'll be around (in between scoffing pizza and listlessly playing MLB The Show 2020). Bed at 10pm as I'm up with the nipper tomorrow so that's a 6am start for me!

Gonna be fuckin mega.

You're only pretending to be minding that small child Ferris. Really you're gonna stick him in one of those baby bouncer things and go off and get fucking pissed. It's a disgrace!

[Ferris]

You're only pretending to be minding that small child Ferris. Really you're gonna stick him in one of those baby bouncer things and go off and get fucking pissed. It's a disgrace!

Haven't caught me yet though have they? Exactly - mines a pint!

[Glebe]

Haven't caught me yet though have they? Exactly - mines a pint of neat vodka!

[Ted-Maul]

Quadruple IPA and the Hacienda 24 hour-long live stream for me. Had a bit of a dance round the living room earlier which was quite liberating, plus i had tears in my eyes at a couple of the song changes (it's been that kind of year hasn't it?) but now the person I live with has came back for a couple of hours and spoilt it.

Just sat drinking now, can't wait to dance again.

[steve98]

Here's the 3rd part of the synchronized drones show from Edinburgh. It's fantastic.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JKUAZxqUorI

[Ted-Maul]

Yep, I would have shit myself if I saw that giant bird flapping overhead. Beautiful though.

[Icehaven]

Here's the 3rd part of the synchronized drones show from Edinburgh. It's fantastic.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JKUAZxqUorI

Wow. I didn't know drones could be programmed to do that, the 3d element is amazing.

[thenoise]

If the baby ever goes to sleep, I've a shit nappy to clean and toys to tidy, washing up to do and sort the food for tomorrow. Wife is on night shift so if I happen to still be awake midnight I'll write a witty remark on Facebook. If I have the energy left I might do a NYE wank,see if I can time lobbing my mucky string on the stroke of midnight. More likely I'll just fall asleep.

Congrats,Blinder, you're gonna love parenthood.

[Blue Jam]

Just watched Galaxy Quest. Had been meaning to get round to watching it for ages. Only took me 21 years. Cracking NYE film.

[Sebastian Cobb]

I've done similar and stuck on Ishtar, which I've been meaning to watch for ages.

The jerk chicken I was supposed to be serving at Christmas is in the oven too.

[Bazooka]

The jerk chicken I was supposed to be serving at Christmas is in the oven too.

7 day slow roast eh, that's a juicy jerk! Your guests must be starving.

[El Unicornio, mang]

Working on a corporate video for a feminine hygiene product and watching a movie. I actually keep forgetting it's NYE aside from the occasional early fireworks reminding me. The first NYE of the past 10 or so years that I haven't felt like I'm missing out on good fun that everyone else is having, so that's quite nice.

[Lisa Jesusandmarychain]

....and here it is! Get to fuck 2020, and let's hope for better fucking times in 2021!
( Surprised more people aren't posting in now, actually- is everybody pissed?)

[Cuellar]

The first NYE of the past 10 or so years that I haven't felt like I'm missing out on good fun that everyone else is having, so that's quite nice.

Yes, it's quite good isn't it. "should we have had/gone to a party? oh god this is going to be boring and shit" - now it HAS to be boring and shit for everyone and that's brilliant. Knitting, booze, Murder On The Orient Express.

[Ferris]

It is 6:19pm you lunatic.

[idunnosomename]

it's so icey outside here even slightly tipsy people venturing out would be a fucking deathtrap. i myself came a fucking cropper this afternoon while taking the bottles out