Author Topic: Shit Movie Posters  (Read 1885 times)

Shit Movie Posters
« on: February 27, 2004, 03:17:28 PM »
Look at the poster for this new Bruce Willis film. They are taking the piss, aren't they?! Look at his FACE!!



Look at Weaver's head on this one:



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« Reply #1 on: February 27, 2004, 03:22:14 PM »
Nevermind his head, it looks like Barry Cryers gay brother trying to get between willis and that annoying bloke from friends.

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« Reply #2 on: February 27, 2004, 04:04:42 PM »


URGH

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« Reply #3 on: February 27, 2004, 05:50:25 PM »
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I've got the Myster Science Theatre 3000 version of this. Fucking hilarious film.

"Wahwilf?"

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« Reply #4 on: February 28, 2004, 12:58:11 AM »
Reply,
      although this doesn't quite fit with the thread, I thought I would post it for those with longer memories..


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« Reply #5 on: February 28, 2004, 11:20:47 AM »

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« Reply #6 on: February 28, 2004, 12:25:56 PM »
Hey Santa - that's ace!

As a finishing touch, shouldn't the people in the photos all be all ladies?

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« Reply #7 on: February 28, 2004, 03:36:59 PM »
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Hey Santa - that's ace!

As a finishing touch, shouldn't the people in the photos all be all ladies?


Thanks!  I was going to stick in a load of old women, but to be honest I thought it was funnier as it was - especially with the dog in there.

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« Reply #8 on: February 28, 2004, 07:14:22 PM »
Not really to do with the subject title, but what the heck:


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« Reply #9 on: February 29, 2004, 01:50:15 AM »


not only is it a shit movie (by default) but Drew Barrymooe has clearly been photoshopped in

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« Reply #10 on: February 29, 2004, 02:19:15 AM »
Or possibly stuffed....

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« Reply #11 on: February 29, 2004, 12:00:17 PM »
Quote from: "Pythov"
Reply,
      although this doesn't quite fit with the thread, I thought I would post it for those with longer memories..

http://files.mrfixitonline.com/u/6345/repo.jpg


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« Reply #12 on: March 01, 2004, 01:15:44 PM »
Well at least yours was good the first time, splats...



I think Drew Barrymore's sat on a crab^^^. Can't be arsed to find the wordplay there. Clam, crabs, etc. Make your own.

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« Reply #13 on: March 01, 2004, 01:20:14 PM »
"Just fucking spoiling everyone's fun"

That is superb!

 (And an often forgotten point to non-science 'mumbo jumbo'.)