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Re: Snooker 2021
« Reply #120 on: January 17, 2021, 11:22:35 PM »
Like the way it sounds like they've chucked the rest down the stairs of a multi-storey car park.

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Re: Snooker 2021
« Reply #121 on: January 17, 2021, 11:28:34 PM »
not a huge fan of Chinese soft power projects but come on Yan lad

What is he bio-engineered or something?

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Re: Snooker 2021
« Reply #122 on: January 17, 2021, 11:29:59 PM »
GAME OVER

Or maybe not...

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« Reply #123 on: January 17, 2021, 11:31:51 PM »
Good fun this

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Re: Snooker 2021
« Reply #124 on: January 17, 2021, 11:40:21 PM »
I like Bingtao and I think he will end up winning a triple crown event at some point but not a chance he beats Higgins tomorrow.

We’ve had quite enough of experts

Re: Snooker 2021
« Reply #125 on: January 17, 2021, 11:41:17 PM »
Lovely to see this. Really heart-warming stuff

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Re: Snooker 2021
« Reply #126 on: January 17, 2021, 11:41:19 PM »
YESSSSSSS. Fucking nice one Yan.

Anyone watching on the BBC? Has John Virgo said "HIS ENGLISH IS IMPROVING" yet?

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Re: Snooker 2021
« Reply #127 on: January 17, 2021, 11:44:53 PM »
Ada tear stuff.

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Re: Snooker 2021
« Reply #128 on: January 17, 2021, 11:45:10 PM »
2 tickets to Bingtown

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« Reply #129 on: January 17, 2021, 11:46:46 PM »
Christ, Ronnie is miming eating breakfast.

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« Reply #130 on: January 17, 2021, 11:47:12 PM »
Love it. Also looking forward to seeing how much of a chunker he's gonna be after his twenties.

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Re: Snooker 2021
« Reply #131 on: January 17, 2021, 11:48:47 PM »
Oh gawd, Ronnie interviewing Yan on Eurosport, complete with miming words and doing a slight Chinese accent. "You phone your family now? You like this trophy?" Even Virgo isn't that Partridge.

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« Reply #132 on: January 17, 2021, 11:49:13 PM »
"He's lovely. So innocent"

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Re: Snooker 2021
« Reply #133 on: January 17, 2021, 11:51:07 PM »
Careful Ronnie, you'll make Ding jealous.

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Re: Snooker 2021
« Reply #134 on: January 17, 2021, 11:56:10 PM »

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Re: Snooker 2021
« Reply #135 on: January 18, 2021, 12:00:44 AM »
The Last Temptation of Ronnie.

"What's he gonna do next, the flapping dickey?"

Seriously what the fuck?

Re: Snooker 2021
« Reply #136 on: January 18, 2021, 07:13:56 AM »
We’ve had quite enough of experts
Very happy to be proven wrong on this one! The form Higgins was in against Ronnie he would have been unbeatable but he didn’t bring that game to the final thankfully. I think he might have a mental block, 10 years since his last triple crown win.

Bingtao looks a more likely winner of the world title than Ding.

Love the poker Ding v Yan poker analogy haha.

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Re: Snooker 2021
« Reply #137 on: January 18, 2021, 07:48:03 AM »
Higgins did seem actually genuinely upset to lose

HAHAHAHA Brilliant

Re: Snooker 2021
« Reply #138 on: January 18, 2021, 08:16:27 AM »
Higgins did seem actually genuinely upset to lose

HAHAHAHA Brilliant
He always seems absolutely inconsolably gutted when he loses. I remember him losing to Ronnie once and rather than congratulate him he was almost in tears saying it was "the worst moment of his career".

Great stuff.

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Re: Snooker 2021
« Reply #139 on: January 18, 2021, 12:59:25 PM »
Oh gawd, Ronnie interviewing Yan on Eurosport, complete with miming words and doing a slight Chinese accent. "You phone your family now? You like this trophy?" Even Virgo isn't that Partridge

In all its thankfully very brief glory

Re: Snooker 2021
« Reply #140 on: January 18, 2021, 03:52:31 PM »
Jesus

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Re: Snooker 2021
« Reply #141 on: January 18, 2021, 04:09:33 PM »
Haha, made me laugh out loud for the first time in ages. I love that sort of thing. I used to do a stand-up routine about automatically lapsing into broken English when I thought I was talking to a foreign waiter, only to realise he was just as English as I was, at which point I just had to carry on as if that was how I always spoke.

EDIT: Just noticed Ronnie's sign language for feeling good - the dirty bastard.

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Re: Snooker 2021
« Reply #143 on: January 18, 2021, 04:34:36 PM »
Colin Murray was well aware of how embarrassing that all was.

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Re: Snooker 2021
« Reply #144 on: January 18, 2021, 05:01:16 PM »
EDIT: Just noticed Ronnie's sign language for feeling good - the dirty bastard.

Ha! I hadn't noticed that. It gets better the more I watch it.

And he always was a dirty bastard

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Re: Snooker 2021
« Reply #145 on: January 18, 2021, 06:48:49 PM »
Spiral of decline, as seen through Youtube clip titles

"Ronnie tells ref to get eyes tested"
"Ronnie makes obscene gesture with cue"
"Ronnie farts morbidly on TV"
"Ronnie speaks Engarish to Yan Bingao"
"Ronnie 'livid' with lack of respect shown by WWII veteran"
"Ronnie 'bricks in' Barry Hearn's Aston Martin"
"Those QAnon lot speak sense sometimes, says snooker ace O'Sullivan"
"Why I became a paedo, by disgraced ball potting wizard"
"Ronnie loses 5-4 to Nigel Bond in the Romford Yates Classic"


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Re: Snooker 2021
« Reply #146 on: January 26, 2021, 10:27:40 PM »

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Re: Snooker 2021
« Reply #147 on: January 26, 2021, 11:57:10 PM »
Golf Wales Snooker. Mark Williams will be happy.

German Masters tomorrow ya bastards.

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Re: Snooker 2021
« Reply #148 on: January 27, 2021, 02:02:26 PM »

Re: Snooker 2021
« Reply #149 on: January 27, 2021, 04:57:44 PM »
Riggins is out with the 'vid:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/snooker/55819454
Probably a fair risk of dying from it as well looking at the state of him.

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