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Re: Snooker 2021
« Reply #1470 on: September 16, 2021, 05:31:38 PM »
There are some great names here: a guy called Aloysius Yapp is winning the current match.

Re: Snooker 2021
« Reply #1471 on: September 16, 2021, 05:54:02 PM »
Trump is missing some howlers, almost Stephen Lee back alley stuff

Re: Snooker 2021
« Reply #1472 on: September 16, 2021, 06:21:08 PM »
Trump loses 11-10 in a pretty mediocre match all told.

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Re: Snooker 2021
« Reply #1473 on: September 16, 2021, 08:57:59 PM »
TRUMP! KOMPROMAT!! TOOK *ONE HELL* OF A BEATING!!

IN PUTIN'S SHEFFIELD, CRUCIBLE RELOCATES *YOU*!!

Re: Snooker 2021
« Reply #1474 on: September 16, 2021, 11:45:31 PM »
TRUMP! KOMPROMAT!! TOOK *ONE HELL* OF A BEATING!!

IN PUTIN'S SHEFFIELD, CRUCIBLE RELOCATES *YOU*!!

Also his talk of Snooker needing to evolve and attract more of a crowd. There seems to be a real Pittance of a crowd at this.

Re: Snooker 2021
« Reply #1475 on: September 17, 2021, 11:34:27 AM »
yeah Trump really isn't very bright. you can't really make snooker not what it is (like, who gives a fuck about six red snooker?), and switching from bowties to polo shirts is not going to get the kids in. yet snooker is still popular, still draws when free-to-air, and its prize money is vastly higher than pool. it's things like rent and space in cities that Trump needs to get animated about, political programs, not fucking shot clocks and trap beats. i like all cue sports but asking snooker to do things differently is like the head of Asda doing things like Londis.

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Re: Snooker 2021
« Reply #1476 on: September 18, 2021, 04:36:29 PM »
Having a "significant" birthday today so as a birthday treat I got back on the baize for the first time since lockdown began. Managed a high break of 8 but was quite pleased with that given my lack of practice (unless you count Snooker 19 on the Xbox).

Also because he is the nicest man in the world Dr Beat booked us a little trip to Ally Pally in January. Two hot pieces of top 16 ass guaranteed. And we're going to be on telly so you lot can have fun spotting a couple of CaBbers in the wild again. Thanks Mr Jam, you're even lovelier than Ding.

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Re: Snooker 2021
« Reply #1477 on: October 09, 2021, 08:21:59 PM »
Norn Iron Open kicked off today. Get yerselves over to Eurosport.

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Re: Snooker 2021
« Reply #1478 on: October 10, 2021, 07:54:48 PM »
I like the way Andrew Pagett has the hair Judd Trump wishes he could have. Lots of combing, none of it strategic.

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Re: Snooker 2021
« Reply #1479 on: October 11, 2021, 06:33:40 AM »
Noticed that Strategies was in action the other night, took one look at his parlous follice sit rep and shouted HEAD GONE at the box.

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Re: Snooker 2021
« Reply #1480 on: October 11, 2021, 07:27:32 PM »
Mark Williams hobbled by a gout flare-up and having to wear a special gout bootie on one foot.

Better ease off on ledging it up with Jackson Page. He can't keep up with the big beardy boyo.

HAHA LEDGE:

https://mobile.twitter.com/leewalker147/status/1446206527023587329

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Re: Snooker 2021
« Reply #1481 on: October 11, 2021, 07:48:59 PM »
Awww Jan Verhaas has grown his hair back. No more Badass Verhaas.

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Re: Snooker 2021
« Reply #1482 on: October 11, 2021, 08:25:08 PM »
I wish Walker or Williams could spell "you're".

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Re: Snooker 2021
« Reply #1483 on: October 11, 2021, 08:41:59 PM »
Mark Williams vs Elliott Slessor on now. Mark ripping off his velcro gout bootie and stretching out his ankle between frames.

Bit worried about Mark tbh. The man's 46 and has already had a heart scare, and now gout, and he just keeps on chucking back the KFC Bargain Buckets and Wetherspoons' ribeye. I don't want to him to go out like Big Bill Werbeniuk.

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Re: Snooker 2021
« Reply #1484 on: October 12, 2021, 07:18:42 PM »
Robbo's back on the peroxide and the GHDs :(

Yaaaaay Marcel. In a proper shirt!

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Re: Snooker 2021
« Reply #1485 on: October 12, 2021, 08:38:30 PM »
D'awww Robbo's wedding photies

Looks like it was a nice do tbf.

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Re: Snooker 2021
« Reply #1486 on: October 13, 2021, 09:38:16 AM »
Mark Williams hobbled by a gout flare-up and having to wear a special gout bootie on one foot.

Better ease off on ledging it up with Jackson Page. He can't keep up with the big beardy boyo.

HAHA LEDGE:

https://mobile.twitter.com/leewalker147/status/1446206527023587329

"I on them now, dirrahoea now though" made me laugh so much

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Re: Snooker 2021
« Reply #1487 on: October 13, 2021, 09:44:51 AM »
Jackson Page is out like gout

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Re: Snooker 2021
« Reply #1488 on: October 13, 2021, 07:42:34 PM »
...sorry, made an unforced error there, looks like Jackson Page is ledging on. Jackson Page and Jack Lisowski having a Jack-off tomorrow afternoon.

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Re: Snooker 2021
« Reply #1489 on: October 14, 2021, 11:37:21 PM »
MITCHELL MITCHELL MANN through to the quarters.

Mark Williams' partner-in-ledging may have a chance too. Having whitewashed Handsome Jack "The Body" Lisowski ('ee ain't never gonna win NUFFIN') earlier today he's now level pegging with Ricky Walden in round 3. Gwaaaaaarn the world's oldest teenager.

Re: Snooker 2021
« Reply #1490 on: October 15, 2021, 12:16:37 AM »
Gilbert seems like a good sort. I'm cheering him on now that Gouty's out

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Re: Snooker 2021
« Reply #1491 on: October 15, 2021, 07:53:47 PM »
MANN vs YAN on now lads. Worth tuning in just fot MITCHELL MITCHELL MANN's epic combover. Mannly AF.

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Re: Snooker 2021
« Reply #1492 on: October 15, 2021, 10:01:23 PM »
Cor, Higgins has slimmed down hasn't he? Trimmed a fair bit of rind off the ol' gammon.

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Re: Snooker 2021
« Reply #1493 on: October 15, 2021, 10:22:32 PM »
...and yes, he really has lost weight by getting into shape, not by letting a hefty brown envelope fall out of his pocket.

Awww unlucky Gilbo. Sock game as strong as ever though. Gouty in the crowd, wearing his gout bootie and looking at Gilbo's dashing stripy foot warmers in envy.

Re: Snooker 2021
« Reply #1494 on: October 15, 2021, 10:40:51 PM »
Ffs I missed it all

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Re: Snooker 2021
« Reply #1495 on: October 15, 2021, 10:47:25 PM »
Looking forward to seeing the emaciated matchrig ball gag cunt

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Re: Snooker 2021
« Reply #1496 on: October 17, 2021, 01:49:46 PM »
Riggins has developed an addiction... to spin classes:

https://www.eurosport.com/snooker/northern-ireland-open/2021-2022/i-just-seem-to-be-a-little-bit-addicted-to-them-john-higgins-reveals-big-weight-loss-after-starting-_sto8574836/story.shtml

He's going to go all Ronnie on us now isn't he? Alright John, when's the cookbook out?

First session of the final on now. The Weightwatcher of Wishaw is up against World's Greatest Husband Mark Allen.

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Re: Snooker 2021
« Reply #1497 on: October 17, 2021, 07:08:47 PM »
Imagine being behind Riggins in a spin class.

Evening session of the final starting now. Had been looking forward to seeing new Andy Goldstein's replacement Rachel Casey and tonight's choice of fabulous jacket but not tonight, has to be a tasteful and sombre black dress.

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Re: Snooker 2021
« Reply #1498 on: October 17, 2021, 07:11:12 PM »
Ronnie had been whining about the lack of atmosphere at the Belfast Waterfront- quelle surprise, but for once I've been with him here, something about this place just sucks all the atmosphere clean out of the arena. Good to hear a few more pissed-up Legend Garys in tonight, really.

Re: Snooker 2021
« Reply #1499 on: October 17, 2021, 08:03:23 PM »
This is the first time in years I’ve wanted the Waistline from Wishaw to win. Mark’s become such a bitter bastard recently that I’d love to see him lose his big final on home soil.

German Masters qualifiers next week then European Masters qualifiers the week after, and then it’s tournament after tournament until Christmas. God bless Barry Hearn.

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