Snooker 2021

[Norton Canes]

BBC not showing the kick-off then? Even though WHUUUURRRRR GWARRRN RONNIIIIEEE is involved?

Got to be kidding. [Edit: Looks like they're still streaming it]

[Blue Jam]

Ah, right, didn't check streaming. Looks like BBC1 is showing the build-up to Palpatine's funeral while BBC2 is showing Saturday Kitchen or something.

Think a lot of the coverage is being shoved away on BBC4 again.

[Blue Jam]

HERE WE FUCKING GO...

[Blue Jam]

Mark Joyce wearing a massive black armband.

[sevendaughters]

nice nu-metal walk on for Gouldy

[Norton Canes]

Best of COVID-19

[Norton Canes]

Is Joyce about to have his blood pressure taken?

[Blue Jam]

CUE BALL DRAMA

[Norton Canes]

EARLY CONTROVERSY

[sevendaughters]

MIND GAMES MODULE ACTIVATED BY RONTRON

[Blue Jam]

Close-up of the ball. This is a bit too pornographic for a Saturday morning.

[Blue Jam]

Looks like the wearing of black armbands is compulsory, it's just harder to see Ronnie's and Paul Collier's because they're already wearing black.

Ronnie still refusing to wear the Bazza shitcrown waistcoat patch though, fair play.

[Norton Canes]

Are the armbands are constricting their blood supply or something

[sevendaughters]

nice of them to give two club players first go on the table

[Blue Jam]

It's the FIBRES, guys.

The cloth is just too damn FIBROUS.

[Norton Canes]

Didn't realise the black armbands were for the death of snooker

[Norton Canes]

It seems rumours of its death have been greatly exaggerated. A couple of genius shots from Ronnie settles it

[Norton Canes]

nice of them to give two club players first go on the table

Ha, Parrott agrees with you on Joyce

[Blue Jam]

Can't someone just run out to Crucible Corner and pick up a couple of double espressos for the lads?

[sevendaughters]

Yan-Gould looks to be the connoisseur's choice today

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

Gash 4 Gould

Follow up to Blood For Dracula

[Norton Canes]

Cheeky little half-smile playing around Marcel Eckardt's lips during the silence there. He knows.

[Norton Canes]

Actually to be fair there's always a cheeky little half-smile playing around Marcel Eckardt's lips

[Blue Jam]

Yes, I noticed Refbot 3000 give a flicker of emotion there, heheheh fuckin' love Marcel.

I bet not even Robbo gives a fuck while he's out there representin' da Commonwealth. His armband is made of electrical tape- did they run out of the blood pressure cuffs everyone else got issued with?

A minute's silence at a snooker match means fuck-all really doesn't it?

[buttgammon]

Yes, I noticed Refbot 3000 give a flicker of emotion there, heheheh fuckin' love Marcel.

I bet not even Robbo gives a fuck while he's out there representin' da Commonwealth. His armband is made of electrical tape- did they run out of the blood pressure cuffs everyone else got issued with?

A minute's silence at a snooker match means fuck-all really doesn't it?

A lot of tightened anal sphincters if nothing else.

[Blue Jam]

Who is this new commentator on Eurosport and is he Skyping in or what?

Maguire looking radgie as fuck, love it.

[sevendaughters]

straightforward win in the end for Ronnington, started playing pretty well toward the end.

[Blue Jam]

Yan-Gould looks to be the connoisseur's choice today

Yan is on fire right now.

[sevendaughters]

Yan is on fire right now.

outside bet for the win if he gets on a roll.

[Blue Jam]

Yes, I think Yan has a Bazza Shitcrown in his sights.