Snooker 2021

[Blue Jam]

Animated AIDS:

https://youtu.be/CqDmRpkLciE

Hahaha what an arrogant twat.

[EOLAN]

Just figured out that it is Peter Serafinowicz that Ricky Walden reminds me of.

[sevendaughters]

Just figured out that it is Peter Serafinowicz that Ricky Walden reminds me of.

honestly had the same thought.

[Blue Jam]

While I do think Robbo's hair looks better au naturel he's sailing dangerously close to mullet territory here.

[sevendaughters]

Robbo has been playing some fairly high quality stuff today. Also being radge as fuck has clearly affected Maguire, who is getting hammered by Jamie Jones.

[druss]

While I do think Robbo's hair looks better au naturel he's sailing dangerously close to mullet territory here.

I keep wondering who this new Scottish sensation is before realising it's Neil.

[sevendaughters]

Bingham 131 break in opening frame. Ding's been pretty rubbs of late too. Ominous.

[Blue Jam]

Ding's eyelid twitching yet?

[druss]

Legend starting well, Ding handed a lifeline by Ballsack.

[Blue Jam]

DINGHAM

[Norton Canes]

WILSON

[Blue Jam]

I might switch over to the Wilson-off, I'm just being reminded how frustrating Erotic Ding can be.

[sevendaughters]

am on the Wilson-off. Gary looks like a friendly otter.

[Flouncer]

Ding has battled back, producing some great stuff of his own to lead 5-4 as a result of fluking the black in the final frame!

[EOLAN]

Great end to the Ding session. Black ball frame. Ding long shot off the Jaws of pocket and rolls along cushion to go in other pocket past Baulk. 5-4 up. Managed to put a few euro on him for match while he was trailing.

[Flouncer]

Young Chinese player Tian Pengfei is in the driving seat against walking lard accumulator Higgins, leading 6-4. Over on the other table Jack Lisowski is having a hard time against Ali Sharter, trailing 2-0.

[Norton Canes]

7-4 now, Higgins you tease!

[sevendaughters]

in the snooker.org predictions pool i had Carter to beat Lisowski. was wrong on Jones beating Maguire and I thought Wakelin might spring the upset against Gilbert.

[Mr_Simnock]

7-4 now, Higgins you tease!

higgin's wife stood outside a small betting shop in an obscure town waiting for that text to land

[Blue Jam]

Have we had this from JV yet:

https://mobile.twitter.com/sammisam147/status/1384193616055214082

[Norton Canes]

The number of times Virgo recommends a shot only for the player to find a better option and him to be left floundering

[Flouncer]

Ali Carter has a bit of a shit-fit, conceding by swiping at the table with his cue and whacking the blue, as Jack Lisowski levels at 8-8. The Eurosport commentators have been skirting around the fact that Carter is a mardy, childish cunt, commenting that he's been keeping his temper in the face of bad luck. It was only a matter of time until he started being an unsportsmanlike prick - I can only hope that he keeps letting it get to him and throws the match away.

[EOLAN]

Carter took frame 17 but Lisowski responds and we are into a final frame shoot-out. Come on Jack.

[Norton Canes]

Carter smashes a blue around the jaws but none of the fourteen scattered reds are on

[Norton Canes]

LISOWSKI PRESSURE POT

[Norton Canes]

He dithers a bit doesn't he, Lisowski. Doesn't inspire confidence

[Norton Canes]

Lunch break deciding frame, this is what the Worlds are all about

[Norton Canes]

Spoiler alert

Sake, Lisowski

[close]

[Blue Jam]

C'MON LEBOWSKI

HARD SNEXIT NOW

[EOLAN]

Almost as satisfying as Ding's re-spotted black fluke to take the lead yesterday.