Tanya Roberts - what the hell is going on???

[Keebleman]

The blandest Bond Girl ever, more boring than even the rest of Charlie's Angels, has suddenly become interesting.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-55528352

https://www.tmz.com/2021/01/04/tanya-roberts-still-alive-rep-saying-shes-dead-70s-show-bond-girl/?fbclid=IwAR2aDimlmlV-dJrlETOQTJVa86ZrpyCrsMvSnlmMF1LxXRVI5aKN4F_KgoE

[Lungpuddle]

Turns out the floor polish brought about all the symptoms of death (no heart beat, rigor mortis, decomposition) but she was lucky, the effects just wore off.

[machotrouts]

That is such a typical annoying Stacey Sutton thing to do. At the funeral and suddenly all you hear from the coffin is "JAAAAAMES, JAAAAAAMES" and everyone sighs and rolls their eyes

[Jittlebags]

Good news, it means I can still have a wank over her if I find a suitable picture. But I would be thinking about Grace Jones.

[Tony Tony Tony]

Good news, it means I can still have a wank over her if I find a suitable picture. But I would be thinking about Grace Jones.

Not sure about you but Grace Jones would put me right off my stroke.

[Jittlebags]

Not sure about you but Grace Jones would put me right off my stroke.

Really? If she was really (and I mean really) oiled up, by which I mean covered in oil, rather than pissed. On the other hand, pissed and covered in oil, really well rubbed in by a masseuse could be quite a turn on. Tell you what, you carry on with this thread without me for 5 minutes whilst I, ahem, put the bins out.

[Cerys]

Clearly you were never prompted to question your sexuality while watching Beastmaster.

[Sonny_Jim]

Never say dead her again.

[Lisa Jesusandmarychain]

Die Another Day, orbviously.

[Bleeding Kansas]

You Only Live Twice?

[Sonny_Jim]

Live and not died

[Lisa Jesusandmarychain]

Erm....agent feeling like a right Charlie(s), because she's not with the Angels yet?


That hopefully she'll make it to her 70s show ?

[touchingcloth]

Dr. Not very good at an extremely basic part of their job.

[Bazooka]

I think there needs to be a mass checking of "dead" celebrity pulses, could be hundreds of them screaming "You got it wrong, I'm still kicking" from the crypt.

[Bleeding Kansas]

https://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/films/news/tanya-roberts-dead-age-cause-bond-b1782633.html

Wait, is she dead now? This is confusing.

[Kelvin]

No coming back from it this time.

You
only
LIVE
TWINCE

[jobotic]

She's on and off like a fridge light

Up and down like bride's nightie

etc etc

[Keebleman]

The only other dead Charlie's Angel, Farrah Fawcett, also had an interesting demise, albeit only because a few hours after her passing she was thoroughly gazumped in the 'Do you know who's just died...?' stakes by the death of Michael Jackson.  I hope the Mses Smith, (Kate) Jackson, Ladd and Hack are planning something notable for their rendezvous with eternity!

[TrenterPercenter]

In lieu of a kill