What Triggered The First Buzz In Your Loins?

[Huxleys Babkins]

My missus is ginger and she and a friend did a recreation of the Tatu video for a school talent show which got them both expelled.

On topic, I think it was Phoebe Cates. That mix of girl next door and bronzed goddess was enough to drag me into puberty.

[Chollis]

My missus is ginger and she and a friend did a recreation of the Tatu video for a school talent show which got them both expelled.

Expelled?! Were they fisting eachother? Do you mean suspended?

[Twit 2]

shitting in a bucket aged 4

[the]

I presume that pic of present-day Tatu is cropped, to exclude the caption 'Meet our HR team'

[EOLAN]

Madeline Kahn as Lili von Shtupp in Blazing Saddles.

Or maybe all the stripper scenes (including Windsor Davies) in the 1970s BBC Wales 1 hour film "Grand Slam". That film was a regularly rewatched childhood favorite of mine. 

[lebowskibukowski]

Probably Philippa Forrester, although I have a vague recollection of early groinal stirrings because of a particular blonde lady metaller from the pages of Kerrang or Raw or a similar ilk from the late eighties/early nineties. European, I think, and maybe called Dottie or similar. If anybody knows who I mean can they let me know? - I'd quite like to have a quick Google to see if I can muster up a nostalgia wank...

[ImmaculateClump]

Might not have been the first, but I can remember being strangely hypnotised by the blue and white off the shoulder jumper in this mel & kim video - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ykDsmAqExH8

[Jittlebags]

Aye, I remember that, got that book when I was 28 10 years old. " Clothes- nun"  confusion and snapped trusses all round, yes?

That's the one. I think there was a blonde and a brunette, I particularly fancied the brunette. Forgot about the trusses. I vaguelly remember a pair on nips with a scrawl underneath in Graeme Garden's writing saying 'needs further investigation' or the like.

[Dex Sawash]

Madeline Kahn as Lili von Shtupp in Blazing Saddles.

There's a deleted joke from the sex scene

The joke occurred when Sheriff Bart, played by Cleavon Little, goes to visit Lili von Shtupp, played by Madeline Kahn, in her dressing room, and she puts the moves on the duly appointed sheriff of Rock Ridge.

Brooks lays it out: "She blows out the candles, and she says in her German accent, 'Is it true what they say about you people?' And Cleavon says, 'I hate to disillusion you, ma'am, but you're sucking on my arm.'"     

[Ornlu]

Eurotrash, which my Dad had accidentally taped after Father Ted.

[Norton Canes]

accidentally

[Cursus]

Probably Philippa Forrester, although I have a vague recollection of early groinal stirrings because of a particular blonde lady metaller from the pages of Kerrang or Raw or a similar ilk from the late eighties/early nineties. European, I think, and maybe called Dottie or similar. If anybody knows who I mean can they let me know? - I'd quite like to have a quick Google to see if I can muster up a nostalgia wank...

Doro Pesch?

[Huxleys Babkins]

Expelled?! Were they fisting eachother? Do you mean suspended?

No, expelled. It was post-exams, so it was pretty much a box ticking exercise and didn't affect their education, but they were definitely expelled.

They did a tame version of it all through rehearsals at school, but gave it what I believe the scientific community refer to as "the full lez" when the final show came around. Wet t-shirts, grinding, kissing, the lot. A lot of parents complained, although I suspect the dads were mostly fine with it.

[lebowskibukowski]

Doro Pesch?

That's her! Cheers.

[JaDanketies]

Brody Dalle was the first alt-looking celeb I remember fancying

[Lisa Jesusandmarychain]

^ The lead singing feller with Green Day has let himself grow ( a pair of knockers).

[buttgammon]

Brody Dalle was the first alt-looking celeb I remember fancying

Me too!

I also liked Destiny's Child in the early days, especially Beyoncé.

[Fr.Bigley]

I bet she smelled like doritos

[willbo]

it was an episode of Sex and Shopping on channel 5 showing the making of a really grotty porn in the USA with some tough 40-ish blonde woman on a mattress on the floor. The camera showed her fanny from the back in some bits which amazed me at the time. It must have been 98/99

[Jittlebags]

I bet she smelled like doritos

and fags. Still..

[Lisa Jesusandmarychain]

it was an episode of Sex and Shopping on channel 5 showing the making of a really grotty porn in the USA with some tough 40-ish blonde woman on a mattress on the floor. The camera showed her fanny from the back in some bits which amazed me at the time. It must have been 98/99

Her fanny was almost 60 years older than the rest of her body?

[AnOrdinaryBoy]

Kylie Minogue in the video for Step Back in Time.

[willbo]

Her fanny was almost 60 years older than the rest of her body?

yeah the job had aged it to be honest

[Lisa Jesusandmarychain]

yeah the job had aged it to be honest

...and that was the first thing that gave you the nascent horn? I don't reel so bad about Esther Rantzen now.

[Tony Tony Tony]

No, expelled. It was post-exams, so it was pretty much a box ticking exercise and didn't affect their education, but they were definitely expelled.

They did a tame version of it all through rehearsals at school, but gave it what I believe the scientific community refer to as "the full lez" when the final show came around. Wet t-shirts, grinding, kissing, the lot. A lot of parents complained, although I suspect the dads were mostly fine with it.

Dont suppose you have a copy of the video? That's shocking behaviour, I am about to put my foot through my screen and send your Sister the bill..

[Twonty Gostelow]

Any chance of Cath Mason coming here to post "Frank Skinner's semen"?

[Norton Canes]

Right. I wasn't going to abase myself here by disclosing intimate details about my carnal awakenings, but... well if everyone thought the same we'd have no thread would we, then where would we be? Huh?

So.

First, pre-pubescent fuzzy flutters: Doctor Who's Romana I, Mary Tamm, ravishing in her flowing and wafty (but distressingly contour-caressing) white dresses with those devastating high-heeled white boots. I mean come on, whose nascent erotic urges would not be awakened by this vision?




Then, a few year later when things got a bit more... hands on, my first successful attempts at conjuring the seed of my loin were greatly helped by...

No. No, no, no no no no no. Way too embarrassing. Can't possibly say.

[Lisa Jesusandmarychain]

Worse than Esther Rantzen in her big 70s dresses, or A 98 year old fanny[nb] CABbers,  don't be afraid of posting the obvious picture. We're all friends here.[/nb] ?

[idunnosomename]

The Bay of Pigs

[Norton Canes]

Worse than Esther Rantzen in her big 70s dresses, or A 98 year old fanny[nb] CABbers,  don't be afraid of posting the obvious picture. We're all friends here[/nb] ?

Oh... alright then.

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