What Triggered The First Buzz In Your Loins?

[mr. logic]

The scene in Disclosure with Demi Moore. Regarded as one of cinema's worst and least sexy sex scene, but I had- and have, I suppose- no idea why.

[pigamus]

If you could see what I could see

My one's fucked her eyebrows,

[Tony Tony Tony]

Oh... alright then.

_{This book.}

Lovely stuff from the Toyah archives there and in no way embarrassing. Though I have to say there is a certain other worldly quality to the Canes preferences. Should you ever be kidnapped by Aliens their anal probing would see you in seventh heaven?

[ProvanFan]

Buzz McCallister fingering pizza into his dirty gob

[idunnosomename]

The alien in Alien

[Paul Calf]

Oliver in Oliver!. Or perhaps Charlotte Coleman in Educating Marmalade.

[willbo]

actually the first pop culture figure I was really attracted to was probably Ally McBeal now I remember.

[Lisa Jesusandmarychain]

Post- Rantzen, there was Sally James on " Tiswas". There were big cartoon caricatures of Tarrant and all the other zany presenters on the set  and the pervy cartoonist drew Sally James with a massive pair of knockers with nipples blatantly protruding through her t- shirt. There was also a semi - regular feature in which La James would promenade around in a leotard andvfishnet tights, with a bunch of garters on, these garters being sent regularly from representatives of Her Majesty's Navy from up and down the land. This was a fucking kid's programme.
Anyway, Marmalade Atkins is a good shout, something very Comeresque about that 'un.

[Twonty Gostelow]

Oh... alright then.

_{This book.}

Lovely stuff from the Toyah archives there and in no way embarrassing.

He meant this page:

[pigamus]

Toyah is a lot sexier now than she was then

[Jockice]

and fags. Still..

I find women smoking quite sexy. It's the 'bad girl' thing. But Doritos can fuck off. They are truly disgusting.

[JohnnyYen]

Showing my age here but...Tenko.

[Lisa Jesusandmarychain]

Showing my age here but...Tenko.

The whole cast? Including Burt Kwouk?

[McChesney Duntz]

SNL, fifth season premiere, 1979: ten-year-old me went from being disappointed at the lack of Aykroyd and Belushi to being... rather intrigued... (Smoking performance as well - if Clem Burke didn't have half the GNP of Peru up his nose, I'm a wet plimsoll...)

https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x21f8qu

[ProvanFan]

Cassandra off Wayne's World
Jenny Powell
Peggy Patch

[Hat FM]

it's gota be Kylie i think or some other young woman from neighbours. that scene from mask with cameron diaz was also a big moment for me though. oof.

[JohnnyYen]

The whole cast? Including Burt Kwouk?

Mostly Tracey Obermann, although Stephanie Beacham also made me feel peculiar

[imitationleather]

Cassandra's miscarriage

:-/

[ProvanFan]

It will be mine. Oh yes, it will be mine.

[OpenMikeKnight]

Butlins in Bognor Regis in 1994. I was 5. I'd gone with my Mum and my Nan. I think it was when the '94 World Cup was on in the USA. The evening's entertainment was nearly always a Gary Glitter tribute singing 'Do You Wanna Be In My Gang'. Unless it was the real Gary Glitter. I remember Grotbags performed as well.

But it was when I first felt my loins. I don't know who she was but she sat near us at breakfast a couple of times. She was an adult, probably about 20 or something. I was 5 and it was the first time I'd ever fancied someone. She had one of those haircuts where it drops down the front at the side of the face but is shaved at an angle at the back. Sort of Posh Spice, or Paltrow in Sliding Doors, but more 1994-ish.

I also fancied Penny Smith off of GMTV.

[Tony Tony Tony]

Post- Rantzen, there was Sally James on " Tiswas". There were big cartoon caricatures of Tarrant and all the other zany presenters on the set  and the pervy cartoonist drew Sally James with a massive pair of knockers with nipples blatantly protruding through her t- shirt. There was also a semi - regular feature in which La James would promenade around in a leotard andvfishnet tights, with a bunch of garters on, these garters being sent regularly from representatives of Her Majesty's Navy from up and down the land. This was a fucking kid's programme.
Anyway, Marmalade Atkins is a good shout, something very Comeresque about that 'un.

Excellent call on La James there, got me through some troubled adolescent times I can tell you. Think the pervy cartoon bit might have been part of the late night version OTT?

In any case SJ was a real temptress I recall one occasion when Tiswas did a Spit the Dog This is Your Life and Sally James came on dressed as his 'trainer' in a dominatrix outfit. You could hear the sound of trousers straining all over the land. I have scoured You Tube for clips of same to no avail sadly.

[Lisa Jesusandmarychain]

Sally James cartoon figure definitely from " Tiswas". There was also a cartoon of Bob Carolgees holding Spit the Dog, with Spit hocking up a big, green looger. Children's telly was a different world in them days.
Ms. James was not involved in " O.T.T", although this was the programme that was to launch the careers of Helen Atkinson- Wood and Alexei Sayle, just as the following year's " Saturday Stayback" was to introduce Tony Slattery to a grateful nation.
To return to the main theme, may as well mention Irene Handl in " Metal Mickey" Patsy Kensit in " Luna".

[Dusty Substance]

Kathleen Turner in Romancing The Stone.

[Jake Thingray]

Oliver in Oliver!. Or perhaps Charlotte Coleman in Educating Marmalade.

If things had gone differently, I might have been at school with the late Ms Coleman. Oh well.

[TheMonk]

Oliver in Oliver!.

Cor John Howard Davies

[Lisa Jesusandmarychain]

Angela Rippon showing a bit of leg on Morecambe and Wise's Crimbo show Xmas Day 1976 distracted me from me Meccano set, right enough. 

[tookish]

Jasmine getting trapped in the hourglass in Aladdin.

I had fantasies about smashing the hourglass to rescue her, then riding away with her on my magic carpet for some smooching.

Twenty-eight years old, I was

[NurseNugent]

It was either Daliah Lavi in Casino Royale or Timothy Dalton in Flash Gordon.

[Pink Gregory]

Angela Rippon showing a bit of leg on Morecambe and Wise's Crimbo show Xmas Day 1976 distracted me from me Meccano set, right enough.

tightening your little nuts

[Non Stop Dancer]

When I was maybe about 6 I used to enjoy looking at Page 3 girls, but I'm not sure I understood why I liked it.

Not all that long afterwards (certainly no older than 7), my mate and me used to hang around with a girl from down our road who must have been, at a bare minimum, 11, who used to get off with us, like proper full on toungeing. Again, I don't think at the time I "fancied" her, but it felt nice to do it. Is that really fucking weird or did anyone else have a similar experience? I mean fuck it, now that I'm going down this road, there was another girl down our street who used to encourage us to do, I'll just say "things" to her, albeit she was the same age as us (probably when we were about 6 or 7). I moved away shortly after but ended up at the same secondary school. Never even mentioned the fact that we knew each other, let alone that.