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Re: What Triggered The First Buzz In Your Loins?
« Reply #30 on: January 05, 2021, 03:24:35 PM »
Dean Gaffney pulling a long string of tinsel out of Wellard's arse on the Eastenders Christmas omnibus 1999.

Re: What Triggered The First Buzz In Your Loins?
« Reply #31 on: January 05, 2021, 04:00:07 PM »
Tell a lie, whoever the blonde girl in the kids TV series Micro Soap was.

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« Reply #32 on: January 05, 2021, 04:01:56 PM »
the women in Queen's Crazy Little Thing Called Love video

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Re: What Triggered The First Buzz In Your Loins?
« Reply #33 on: January 05, 2021, 04:11:15 PM »
Michelle Pfeiffer as cat woman. Jesus.

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« Reply #34 on: January 05, 2021, 04:13:20 PM »
Both?

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« Reply #35 on: January 05, 2021, 04:14:49 PM »
yes

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« Reply #36 on: January 05, 2021, 04:16:52 PM »
A muscle girl in a Playstation magazine for me.
Computer and Video Games magazine cover with a boudoir photo of hi-res low-poly Lara Croft covering her pointy funbags with a pillow.

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« Reply #37 on: January 05, 2021, 04:23:37 PM »
The lady in Queen’s I Want To Break Free video.

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Re: What Triggered The First Buzz In Your Loins?
« Reply #38 on: January 05, 2021, 04:25:22 PM »
The Biff, Chip and Kipper book where they write some slash fiction about Melody in The Queen's Nose.

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« Reply #39 on: January 05, 2021, 04:28:58 PM »
Maria from Sesame Street

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« Reply #40 on: January 05, 2021, 04:29:35 PM »
The street from Sesame Street

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Re: What Triggered The First Buzz In Your Loins?
« Reply #41 on: January 05, 2021, 04:34:13 PM »
I remember seeing Jennie Matthias from The Belle Stars doing 'The Clapping Song' on some kids show in a midriff exposing outfit and wondering why my willy had gone all hard and straight. And then I got off the bus! Wait....

Regarding first actual wanks, have this lazy repost....

I had my first wank in 1990, looking at a picture of Barbara Bach in a low cut dress as Agent Triple X from The Spy Who Loved Me. Well, I say it was a picture of Barbara Bach in a low cut dress as Agent Triple X from The Spy Who Loved Me, it was that but it was also a picture of Barbara Bach in a low cut dress as Agent Triple X from The Spy Who Loved Me that was more or less dominated by Roger Moore sat to her left (my right) trying to steal some microfilm off her.

As with I imagine most first wanks in 1990 there was a mixture of feelings experienced by the wanker (me) that were a combination of intense pleasure hitherto undreamed of, panicked confusion and sort of vague dread and guilt. Not like the kids today on their laptops with one tab open with a live stream of In The Night Garden and one tab open with Pornhub. I didn't know what the fuck was going on. On point of orgasm I was driven to delirium with a mixture of ecstasy and horror, my eyes swivelling wildly back and forth between the cleavage of Barbara Bach that had initially led me down this confusing onanistic rabbit hole and Roger Moore's arch, knowing face. "There's no going back now, you know." Roger seemed to be saying. "It's not 1989 any more with all Batman and that. It's the 90s now, old boy. There's wanking to be done." I looked at that still image and I could have sworn I saw that iconic eyebrow raise. Q had issued me a new gadget and he would be going spare at the wear and tear I was going to put that thing through.

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Re: What Triggered The First Buzz In Your Loins?
« Reply #42 on: January 05, 2021, 04:56:33 PM »
I liked to sit at the back of the bus and when it does that thing where it goes chuggachuggachugga while at the lights for some reason, I liked to lean forwards so my balls rested on the seat which made my willy go all hard and felt all nice.

And then I got off the bus aaahhh

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Re: What Triggered The First Buzz In Your Loins?
« Reply #43 on: January 05, 2021, 05:18:18 PM »
I think it might have been the woman in Knight Rider

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Re: What Triggered The First Buzz In Your Loins?
« Reply #44 on: January 05, 2021, 05:26:50 PM »
I think it might have been the woman in Knight Rider

Michael Knight was a man. He was played by David Hasselhoff, who was also a man.

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« Reply #46 on: January 05, 2021, 05:34:32 PM »
Susana Hoffs in the “Manic Monday” video - still makes me giddy now

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« Reply #47 on: January 05, 2021, 05:41:34 PM »
A photo of Hot Gossip in a Kenny Everett annual, I think.

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Re: What Triggered The First Buzz In Your Loins?
« Reply #48 on: January 05, 2021, 06:00:42 PM »
Michael Knight was a man. He was played by David Hasselhoff, who was also a man.

There was a woman in it though

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Re: What Triggered The First Buzz In Your Loins?
« Reply #49 on: January 05, 2021, 06:11:30 PM »
Tell a lie, whoever the blonde girl in the kids TV series Micro Soap was.
Not sure who the blonde one was, but I liked Emily. Not that I felt sexually about her at the time, but I was vaguely obsessed with her for a bit.

I'm not sure whether it would be Liz McClarnon (of Atomic Kitten) or Ryo Hazuki (from Shenmue on the Dreamcast) for me. I remember having "thoughts" about both of them.

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« Reply #50 on: January 05, 2021, 06:13:52 PM »
The massive heaving tits practically pouring out of the basque of Ursula the sea witch in The Little Mermaid.

I guess it could be worse. I know someone whose first penile awakening was Daisy Duck.

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Re: What Triggered The First Buzz In Your Loins?
« Reply #51 on: January 05, 2021, 06:16:30 PM »
I liked to sit at the back of the bus and when it does that thing where it goes chuggachuggachugga while at the lights for some reason, I liked to lean forwards so my balls rested on the seat which made my willy go all hard and felt all nice.

We used to call the 314 the cheap thrills bus for that reason. 

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« Reply #52 on: January 05, 2021, 06:16:54 PM »
I was a bit of a late bloomer compared to some and didn't have my first orgasm until I saw that thing where a sexy Egyptian is singing, lifts off their mask and is revealed to be Alan Johnson.

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Re: What Triggered The First Buzz In Your Loins?
« Reply #53 on: January 05, 2021, 06:17:54 PM »
I think I felt a bit squishy about Margot on Hartbeat

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« Reply #54 on: January 05, 2021, 06:24:40 PM »
Can't wait for the Loins tour of South Africa this year.

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Re: What Triggered The First Buzz In Your Loins?
« Reply #55 on: January 05, 2021, 06:29:39 PM »
I think I felt a bit squishy about Margot on Hartbeat

I liked Gina the barmaid.

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« Reply #56 on: January 05, 2021, 06:44:52 PM »
Fanny Craddock de-beaking squid.

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« Reply #57 on: January 05, 2021, 06:58:32 PM »
I must’ve been very young indeed, but it was a shop assistant in a jeweller’s shop who talked to me when my mum took a watch or something into to get fixed. I went all peculiar and felt something I didn’t really understand and sort of huddled in a corner, and she said, ‘Ah, he’s shy’. But I wasn’t really - I was just a grubby wee bastard with incipient impure thoughts. I couldn’t follow up on things, as I wasn’t allowed to go to the town centre myself, but who knows how things could have developed - I had a fine head of hair in those days, and she had access to an extensive choice of engagement rings. Could have been married at 6, honeymoon in the swing park, bitter and divorced at 8.

I also remember feeling a bit ‘peculiar’ when I was playing in the back garden and the young woman next door was playing ‘I Want To Dance With Somebody’ by Whitney Houston (on the stereo, she wasn’t playing one of these twee ukulele cover versions they’ve got nowadays) and sort of dancing round the back garden while hanging the washing out. 

Re: What Triggered The First Buzz In Your Loins?
« Reply #58 on: January 05, 2021, 07:03:44 PM »
That episode of Doctor Who where Nyssa got down to her scanties for no good reason... I, too, thought there was something wrong with my cock

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« Reply #59 on: January 05, 2021, 07:12:50 PM »
I remember The Belle Stars stirring something inside me, but I was probably too young to know what to do about it.
Definitely Susanna Hoffs would have had me very excited a couple of years later.

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