Topic: What Triggered The First Buzz In Your Loins?

[Tony Tony Tony]

My brother had a hardback copy of The Band New Monty Python Book which when you took off the dust jacket showed a mock cover of something like Chrurch Architecture Weekly but was adorned with naked ladies. I looked it up on tinternet and it looks fairly tame by todays standards but you have to remember these were the days before a callow youth could access hard core porn at the click of a mouse. We had to take what we could get which was usually some discarded hedgerow porn that sometimes had the pages stuck together... mind you we were glad to get it.

To this day I get a raging hard on at the sight of John Cleese

Edit. New page wanker. Quite literally

[JamesTC]

A muscle girl in a Playstation magazine for me.

Found it. A WWE lady in a rusty wheel. I guess that is the most interest I ever paid WWE.


EDIT: The 10 Reasons Why Playing Games Makes You Irresistible To Women has to be read to be believed. I think it is responsible for my track record with women.

[canadagoose]

Not sure who the blonde one was, but I liked Emily. Not that I felt sexually about her at the time, but I was vaguely obsessed with her for a bit.

Sorry, totally by the by, but I remember she had a Chelsea backpack and therefore I wanted one too, even though I didn't care about football in the least. But that would belong more in a crushes (or want-to-be-like) thread than this one.

[BlodwynPig]

Brenda Bakke in Hot Shots Part Deux I think.

Ah, Brenda. I actually became facebook friends with her for a while.

[the]

I remember she had a Chelsea backpack

I was scouring my mental repository of euphemisms there, before realising that you literally meant a Chelsea backpack

[canadagoose]

I was scouring my mental repository of euphemisms there, before realising that you literally meant a Chelsea backpack

That's the second time I've literally laughed at your posts today. You should be ashamed of yourself.

[jamiefairlie]

I'm sure there's not many who can date the start of their adolescence with such accuracy as I can, approximately 7:20 pm on Thursday the 23rd of February 1978. How one's view on what's important in life can change in 3 short minutes of television smack in the middle of prime family time BBC 1.

https://youtu.be/i8O3xCpC6M8

[canadagoose]

I'm sure there's not many who can date the start of their adolescence with such accuracy as I can, approximately 7:20 pm on Thursday the 23rd of February 1978. How one's view on what's important in life can change in 3 short minutes of television smack in the middle of prime family time BBC 1.

https://youtu.be/i8O3xCpC6M8

I bet that's the performance my Dad and his pal go on about. Apparently re-sparked their interest in TOTP for some reason.

[TrenterPercenter]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=14b-BASNVdI

[chveik]

9/11

and some naked ladies in a comic book

[idunnosomename]

the knight from knight rider

[imitationleather]

When Dave Busst's leg nearly fell off.

[ProvanFan]

Wolf from Gladiators

[Jockice]

If we're doing famous people - and before I could produce anything tangible - a bit in the Kate Bush Nationwide documentary and a picture of Chrissie Hynde in the NME did it for me. Although I adored Debbie Harry I can't remember her having that effect on me. Same with Clare Grogan. Lovely but didn't really excite me.

A bit later on Madonna's first Top Of The Pops appearance with Holiday did though. Probably the only time in my life I've had to place a cushion over my lap to hide my obvious excitement from my parents.

[idunnosomename]

Wolf from Gladiators

awoooooooga

[Marner and Me]

Not sure who the blonde one was, but I liked Emily. Not that I felt sexually about her at the time, but I was vaguely obsessed with her for a bit.

I'm not sure whether it would be Liz McClarnon (of Atomic Kitten) or Ryo Hazuki (from Shenmue on the Dreamcast) for me. I remember having "thoughts" about both of them.

Swore she was blonde, but yes it is her. Michaela Strachan and Sam Janus in Game On, fucking hell.

[Zetetic]

Seven of Nine, Tanya Chalkin's The Kiss, fucking t.A.T.u..

Apologies to the Borg and lesbians, I guess.

Did Russian GCSE.

[Butchers Blind]

This computer game cover. The busty lady not Wolf from Gladiators.

[madhair60]

This computer game cover. The busty lady not Wolf from Gladiators.

no. it was wolf.

[jamiefairlie]

Page 3 stunna Maria Whittaker

[idunnosomename]

This computer game cover. The busty lady not Wolf from Gladiators.

i'm sorry i've just come.

[Billy]

Music video for Chris Isaak's 'Wicked Game', playing on VH1 at some point in the early noughties.

[Aaron500]

When I was 14 we went on holiday to Munich, as family friends had relocated there, and on a hot day we went to Englischer Garten, the huge park in the middle of the city. Which is also a nude sunbathing spot.
It was OK at first, but then some (slim, attractive) office worker woman came and laid down right next to us, after removing all her clothes. Then as it got busier we were surrounded by nakedness, including girls around my own age or a bit older. Mein gott.

I'd already had a few stirrings, but that day certainly turned the dial up a few notches. Probably broke the dial so it could never be turned down, actually.

Highlight was a German dude trying for quite some time to persuade his Canadian friend to remove her top. When she finally did it I felt like going up and high-fiving him, especially as she had fantastic, large breasts, the image of which is  burned into my memory.
But standing up wouldn't have been a good idea. The Isar river there is fucking freezing, straight from an alp, so was useful for dampening down excitement.

[Dex Sawash]

Watching Paper Moon this morning when it was new

[Jittlebags]

Combo of Susanah York in Sister George (not Beryl Reed) getting her nipples licked (I think), Jennie Agutter in Equus or Walkabout (flipping hell, she still gave me a lazy lob in Ed Reardon's Week), can't remember which, and strangely, Barbara Bain in Space 1999, although that might have been because of the derived book which had a character with 'rosebud nipples', which I have attributed to Barbara's, but of course, with the passage of time - 40 years, could have been someone else's nipples - hopefully not Commander Koenig's.

[salr]

1990 or 91 or so. My granma would take all of us (me,mysisters, cousins) to the theatre in southampton to watch a pantomime. That year it was Jack and the Beanstalk. Jack was being played by a gourgeos young woman with short-cropped blonde hair.

I did not really know was sex was then, all I knew was that I wanted to run up on to the stage and giver her a massive hug.

[seepage]

Probably Georgina Moon in UFO, or maybe Myleene Klass on Buzzcocks.

[timebug]

At the right age biologically, but mentally unprepared for it; we attended an all boys school,with all male teachers.Until, one lovely day, the petite and curvy 'Miss *****' joined the staff. Without knowing why, we were all instantly drawn to her,and would have done anything for her. Sheer unexpected and not-at-all understood lust, I imagine. But it certainly changed the world for many of us!

[Retinend]

Molly Schade - playing a dumb blonde manipulated by an intelligent stoner into unknowing sexual-self-abasement. The gatecrashing stoner warns her that, while hottubbing topless, her breast has some weird gunk stuck to the underboob-region. Molly Schade - er, I mean her fictional persona in "Eurotrip" (2004) - proceeds to attempt to remove the gunk with vigorous open-palmed hand movements, and strangely using the stoner's "male gaze" to guide her progress, rather than merely craning her neck to observe the underside of her own breast, but I didn't care about the realism aspect: I was 14, on the cusp of turning 15.

My jaw hit the floor and in the moments that followed I realized that "spunking cock" graffiti and "you're a wanker mate" hand gestures were intimately linked concepts, in a way that was to my erstwhile innocent mind previously only theoretical knowledge. Luckily for the teenaged blondes in my vicinity, I never had the chance to live out my sick fantasies ...mainly because I was never invited to parties.

Still, to this very day, I am rather attracted to women who know how to wrinkle their brow like this:



edit: wow, having read the read, some of you have been wanking since literally before I was born

[Jockice]

edit: wow, having read the read, some of you have been wanking since literally before I was born

If only we'd known we would have waited of course.