What Triggered The First Buzz In Your Loins?

[Emotional Support Peacock]

I can't remember if it was a Top of the Pops performance or a music video or what but I think the first time for me involved Michelle Gayle's "Sweetness" (Your sweetness is my weakness). I can clearly remember her boobs bouncing around in a low cut top.

It's a strange one as I quite rarely fancy black women now.

Edit: I think this was the performance in question - https://youtu.be/kNbf9L0zZUA

[JamesTC]

edit: wow, having read the read, some of you have been wanking since literally before I was born

Their wrists must be aching by now.

[Brundle-Fly]

The Hai Karate aftershave advert campaign. It was the combination of cleavage and wanton destruction that stirred something in the young me. And those penetrating eyes. I think I believed she was a vampire or something because it looked like she was going to eat him.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2VK1eNbKCME

[MojoJojo]

The doctor slapping me on the arse, the saucy get.

[Shaky]

Winona Ryder and Priscilla Presley in Naked Gun got me a' wankin'.

[Jittlebags]

Just remembered the Goodies Disaster Movie book. There was a couple of saucy ladies in there that stirred my 13 year old loins. Just bought the book from Amazon now for old time's sake.

[Lisa Jesusandmarychain]

Just remembered the Goodies Disaster Movie book. There was a couple of saucy ladies in there that stirred my 13 year old loins. Just bought the book from Amazon now for old time's sake.

Aye, I remember that, got that book when I was 28 10 years old. " Clothes- nun"  confusion and snapped trusses all round, yes?

[Brundle-Fly]

Winona Ryder and Priscilla Presley in Naked Gun got me a' wankin'.

If I had seen Anna Nicole Smith in Naked Gun ​33 1⁄3: The Final Insult! (1994) at age 13, I would've burst into flames.

[El Unicornio, mang]

The one on the right.

[Shaky]

If I had seen Anna Nicole Smith in Naked Gun ​33 1⁄3: The Final Insult! (1994) at age 13, I would've burst into flames.

Eve with her added winkie?

[Lisa Jesusandmarychain]

The ideal age for fancying Anna Nicole - Smith is either 13 or 89. No other ages in between.

[Brundle-Fly]

Eve with her added winkie?

Yes, and her twelve foot long legs.

[Brundle-Fly]

The ideal age for fancying Anna Nicole - Smith is either 13 or 89. No other ages in between.

We can't all be into mercurial Russian assassins.

[Bingo Fury]

[darby o chill]

Predictable but probably one of the lasses in Legs & Co. or Hot Gossip.
And before I knew the er...... mechanics of it all, I liked when the bass player Janice from The Electric Mayhem Band would show up.

[Lisa Jesusandmarychain]

Hee! Janice from the Electric Mayhem is an excellent nomination for this thread! May as well make obligatory mention of Lily Pop the Cracking Crossing Lady from " Cheeky Weekly" now.

[Gulftastic]

Hee! Janice from the Electric Mayhem is an excellent nomination for this thread! May as well make obligatory mention of Lily Pop the Cracking Crossing Lady from " Cheeky Weekly" now.

And I'd like to add Carla from the Captain Kremmen cartoons too.

[Lisa Jesusandmarychain]

[ tag] Cadbury's Caramel Bunny enters thread, snapping " stop wanking!"  in the voice of Miriam Margolyes. [ tag]

[Brundle-Fly]

My mate at school in 1978 had a weird thing for...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OYXw6EHqFMA

[Better Midlands]

My mate at school in 1978 had a weird thing for...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OYXw6EHqFMA

Did he want to give her a special necklace?

[Lisa Jesusandmarychain]

Very fancy eyelashes on the grown- up Jana, there. Is she wearing make up? Where's she getting her make- up from in the jungle? I'm sorry, but this doesn't look like a very credible programme to me.

[Lisa Jesusandmarychain]

We can't all be into mercurial Russian assassins.

Ouch ! Feel the burn !
Also,  regarding Anna Nicole- Smiff's legs, I think you may have been hoodwinked by some very clever trick cinematography in a scene in that " Naked Gun" film.
( She really *did* have a willy in real life, though.)

[ProvanFan]

To answer a bit more seriously than Wolf from Gladiators, some of my earliest memories are music videos from 1989 and two in particular were very interesting to three year old me: Madonna's Cherish and Kaoma's Lambada. My parents reckon I was big fan of that Stefan Dennis song from the same year but I don't think I fancied him like I did Madonna and those forbidden dancers.

Bit of a stretch to call those a buzz my baby loins, I suppose. A year or two later, however, drunk Sammy Rogers stripping down to her bra on Brookside definitely made me feel like I was going to piss myself with excitement. My mum noticed me gawking and brought it to everyone's attention for a right good laugh at my expense. I'll never marry, that's my revenge. You reap what you sow, mother.

[ProvanFan]

Also fancied April off the Turtles cartoon

[An tSaoi]

ALL THE THINGS SHE SAID ALL THE THINGS SHE SAID RUNNING THROUGH MY HEAD RUNNING THROUGH MY HEAD ALL THE THINGS SHE SAID

This was during the internet era, but before your youtubes and your pornhubs and your ashemaletubes etc. We were still on dial-up, so this was hardcore stuff to us in the playground. Well, apart from actual hardcore I suppose. But it was big news.

I think they were only kids at the time, but so was I so it was fine. Not allowed to wank to it now. I only fancied the boyish one, not the ginger one. I don't want to know what they look like now, it was a moment in time.

Turned out it was all marketing or something, they weren't lesbians at all. It was like finding out about wrestling.

[Kelvin]

A tiny cartoon of a gymnast in a circus, probably no bigger than 2 inches high. Looked like my playmobile, but hot af

[Zetetic]

I only fancied the boyish one, not the ginger one.

Think I probably wanted to be Yulia (the boyish one).

[An tSaoi]

Think I probably wanted to be Yulia (the boyish one).

Maybe that was part of the success. A self-insert character for teen boys round the world, but as a lesbian. Win-win.

[Jockice]

Think I probably wanted to be Yulia (the boyish one).

i wanted to be the ginger one.

[An tSaoi]

Right, I've caved and looked up what they look like now.



My one's fucked her eyebrows, but I'll stick.

I remember one lad in the playground miming shagging them in quick succession, going "Bit of ta, bit of tu, bit of ta, but of tu..." like a one-man horny Chuckle Brothers.