A Girl Called Anal

[pigamus]

https://www.mirror.co.uk/lifestyle/sex-relationships/relationships/i-cant-accept-awful-baby-23267468

"It means fire in Hindi"

"It does if you do it right, yes"

[Captain Crunch]

A little sister for Abcde and Ledger. 

[Lisa Jesusandmarychain]

Paul Weller consi- oh, you *know*.

[evilcommiedictator]

Worked with a Hindi lady called Swastika, "Swas" worked OK as a nickname but yeah

[pigamus]

George Clooney's wife might have been a typo

[idunnosomename]

Worked with a Hindi lady called Swastika, "Swas" worked OK as a nickname but yeah

Swastika? I married her!

[earl_sleek]

Have met two women in my life called 'Nazi'.

[king_tubby]

Why the fuck is this shit in a UK newspaper?

[Marner and Me]

Gonna get bullied to fuck aren't you

[Alberon]

Why the fuck is this shit in a UK newspaper?

Slow news day.

[king_tubby]

Slow news day.

Yeah, fair enough.

[Poirots BigGarlickyCorpse]

On Reddit

I bet it was r/AmITheAsshole

In a post on Reddit's Am I The A**hole forum,

It's like I'm Nostradamus.

Guarantee this is a fake story.

[Spudgun]

There was an Indian girl in my class at school called Shital, who one year first day back after the summer holidays not only suddenly started spelling it as Sheetal but also insisted that that was how it had always been spelled and anyone who said otherwise was imagining things or trying to make fun of her name just because it was foreign.

I mean, fair play to her - at the age of about nine she managed to pull off both a full re-branding and highly successful gaslighting campaign on the whole class.

[popcorn]

/relationships/i-cant-accept-awful-baby

only good bit of this story.

[H-O-W-L]

At least it isn't this cunt's name.

[touchingcloth]

They decided to name the girl after the brother-in-law's wife, who sadly died.

Would love to know more about this and why it was sad.

[Fr.Bigley]

She died whilst receiving a hard dose of anal.

[idunnosomename]

At least it isn't this cunt's name.

oh w

[Marner and Me]

We had a teacher called Mr Cockburn, pronounced Co'burn apparently. He lasted a year, especially after losing an arm wrestle to a year 9 pupil.

[El Unicornio, mang]

[touchingcloth]

There were kids in my school called Makollig Jezvahted and Levdaroum DeBahzted.

[earl_sleek]

There was a boy at my school called Richard Head.

[salr]

There were kids in my school called Makollig Jezvahted and Levdaroum DeBahzted.

You went to school in heathrow airport.?

Was a kid/young man at my school with the surname King.

When I first me him he said something like 'hey, atleast my parents didn't call me wayne.' xD

[Elderly Sumo Prophecy]

It'll be funny if she likes it up the arse when she grows up.

[touchingcloth]

It'll be funny if she likes it up the arse when she grows up.

There was a kid at school called Bumsex Arsebandit.

[Elderly Sumo Prophecy]

Did he like it up the arse? (I'm assuming he was male. Bumsex is definitely a boy's name).

[touchingcloth]

Did he like it up the arse? (I'm assuming he was male. Bumsex is definitely a boy's name).

She was intersex, and had no arse.

[Jockice]

There was a boy at my school called Richard Head.

I've done this on here before but feel compelled to tell you again that my first year secondary school class had a Hyman, a Maycock and a Titman in it. Obligatory mention of the time I mentioned it on another site (around a decade ago, ie about 33 years after I'd been in that class) and got accused of having been not just a school bully but THE school bully. If only.

I also know a girl called Amal, which isn't far off anal. And a fully-grown woman called Nagina, which isn't far off vagina. Although it's pronounced differently

[popcorn]

There was a boy at my school called Richard Head.

And mine. And I had a boss called Richard Cox.

At work there used to be a database called AnusTest. I wondered about it for a long time until eventually I was introduced to a test engineer on another team called Anu.

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

a fully-grown woman called Nagina, which isn't far off vagina. Although it's pronounced differently

No it isn't mate, how are you pronouncing it, it's pronounced the same