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Re: Worse waxworks than Waxwork Rennie
« Reply #30 on: January 06, 2021, 11:31:19 PM »




Thats a Menzies Campbell sex fantasy featuring himself and Charles Kennedy.

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Re: Worse waxworks than Waxwork Rennie
« Reply #31 on: January 06, 2021, 11:33:09 PM »
It could also be if William Hartnell tried out for Han Solo nah that's too silly.

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« Reply #32 on: January 07, 2021, 12:28:04 AM »
Grayson Perry's first karate lesson holds little interest for ET.

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« Reply #33 on: January 07, 2021, 01:09:50 AM »


Roger Moore, Jon Pertwee and Peter Dinklage.

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« Reply #34 on: January 07, 2021, 08:34:13 AM »
The Cliff Richard waxwork looks a bit like my Auntie Sandra.

Wired For Sandra.

Re: Worse waxworks than Waxwork Rennie
« Reply #35 on: January 07, 2021, 08:46:37 AM »
Those are actually looking to recreate the unofficial Italian Starwars sequel from 1978.

Re: Worse waxworks than Waxwork Rennie
« Reply #36 on: January 07, 2021, 12:04:18 PM »
Never knew that Cyril Fletcher played the guitar.



Re: Worse waxworks than Waxwork Rennie
« Reply #38 on: January 07, 2021, 12:16:53 PM »
I’m pretty sure the guitarist is Will Gompertz.


Re: Worse waxworks than Waxwork Rennie
« Reply #39 on: January 07, 2021, 12:19:53 PM »
I remember going to Wookey Hole as a kid, and being confronted with a whole wall of wax heads who looked only vaguely like who they were supposed to.



I mean - it's a bit like crap impressionists announcing who they're just about to do; if you need to label who they are, you might as well melt them down and start again...

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Re: Worse waxworks than Waxwork Rennie
« Reply #40 on: January 07, 2021, 12:37:25 PM »
Is that Prince William with Jimmy Saville knocking at the door face, Anders Breivik and Maradona far right?

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Re: Worse waxworks than Waxwork Rennie
« Reply #41 on: January 07, 2021, 02:57:27 PM »
Thats a Menzies Campbell sex fantasy featuring himself and Charles Kennedy.

Sue Barker on the right surely?

Re: Worse waxworks than Waxwork Rennie
« Reply #42 on: January 07, 2021, 04:00:26 PM »
I remember going to Wookey Hole as a kid, and being confronted with a whole wall of wax heads who looked only vaguely like who they were supposed to.



I mean - it's a bit like crap impressionists announcing who they're just about to do; if you need to label who they are, you might as well melt them down and start again...

What’s that display supposed to be? Jeffrey Dahmer’s fridge?

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Re: Worse waxworks than Waxwork Rennie
« Reply #43 on: January 07, 2021, 04:57:10 PM »

Joan Collins and a Bee Gee have let themselves go.


Newly-discovered Allo, Allo! episode "takes things too far."

Re: Worse waxworks than Waxwork Rennie
« Reply #44 on: January 07, 2021, 05:59:05 PM »
I’m pretty sure the guitarist is Will Gompertz.

I'm going with Bill Nighy

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Re: Worse waxworks than Waxwork Rennie
« Reply #45 on: January 07, 2021, 06:00:26 PM »


2nd right is Shoulders, not Charles, surely?

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Re: Worse waxworks than Waxwork Rennie
« Reply #46 on: January 07, 2021, 06:05:50 PM »


^^My first thought was "Chick Corea".^^




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Re: Worse waxworks than Waxwork Rennie
« Reply #47 on: January 07, 2021, 06:12:22 PM »

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Re: Worse waxworks than Waxwork Rennie
« Reply #48 on: January 07, 2021, 06:27:03 PM »
Stolen from twitter https://twitter.com/adam_macqueen/status/1346409670404145152

From the Barcelona Wax Museum










Just realised the Camilla dummy is a dead ringer for Dummy Christine Hamilton.

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Re: Worse waxworks than Waxwork Rennie
« Reply #49 on: January 07, 2021, 07:46:10 PM »
The guitarist is supposed to be Andres Segovia, I think.

Deffo Segovia (source: been playing Classical guitar for 40+ years)yes yes and boy are my arms tired. He's a hero in the Classical/Spanish guitar world. He was ancient when he finally stopped performing; judging from how his waxwork actually looks better than the others (I knew it were he instantly), I suspect it might actually just be him, preserved in wax.

Although considering, it's irksome that they've not got him holding the guitar correctly (yeah, that's what stuck out for me, considering everything else on display here...)

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Re: Worse waxworks than Waxwork Rennie
« Reply #50 on: January 07, 2021, 07:51:30 PM »
Here we have a young richard hammon pre hair dye and robert powell back from holiday


Re: Worse waxworks than Waxwork Rennie
« Reply #51 on: January 07, 2021, 09:11:29 PM »
Deffo Segovia (source: been playing Classical guitar for 40+ years)yes yes and boy are my arms tired. He's a hero in the Classical/Spanish guitar world. He was ancient when he finally stopped performing; judging from how his waxwork actually looks better than the others (I knew it were he instantly), I suspect it might actually just be him, preserved in wax.

Although considering, it's irksome that they've not got him holding the guitar correctly (yeah, that's what stuck out for me, considering everything else on display here...)

Didn't he have 2 deformed fingers on his left hand from a fire? Why haven't they melted his (Wax) hand a bit? Too much bother?

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Re: Worse waxworks than Waxwork Rennie
« Reply #52 on: January 07, 2021, 09:18:55 PM »
^ No, that was Jazz guitarist Django Reinhardt.

Re: Worse waxworks than Waxwork Rennie
« Reply #53 on: January 07, 2021, 09:57:57 PM »
Deffo Segovia (source: been playing Classical guitar for 40+ years)yes yes and boy are my arms tired. He's a hero in the Classical/Spanish guitar world. He was ancient when he finally stopped performing; judging from how his waxwork actually looks better than the others (I knew it were he instantly), I suspect it might actually just be him, preserved in wax.

I would like to have £5 on it being Reginald Christie

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Re: Worse waxworks than Waxwork Rennie
« Reply #54 on: January 07, 2021, 10:32:26 PM »
I'm still convinced it's Bill Nighy as Churchill on guitar.

(sounds like a lost line from the Intro and the Outro - Churchill on guitar, Yasser Arafat (aka Ringo) on keyboards & Hitler on vibes, nice.

Re: Worse waxworks than Waxwork Rennie
« Reply #55 on: January 07, 2021, 10:32:44 PM »



Who would have thought that putting glasses on the Lionel Blair head would create a perfectly-serviceable Lou Reed figure?

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Re: Worse waxworks than Waxwork Rennie
« Reply #56 on: January 07, 2021, 10:34:55 PM »
Here we have a young richard hammon pre hair dye and robert powell back from holiday



Looks like the boss and one of the other executives (lose the moustache) from The Life & Times Of Tim.

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Re: Worse waxworks than Waxwork Rennie
« Reply #57 on: January 07, 2021, 10:37:01 PM »
RE: Han Solo, Simon Pegg has let himself go?

Btw, Richard Gere's not gonna be happy when he turns around an realises the Joker is pulling his tie.

Re: Worse waxworks than Waxwork Rennie
« Reply #58 on: January 07, 2021, 11:31:45 PM »
^ No, that was Jazz guitarist Django Reinhardt.

Ah yes.

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Re: Worse waxworks than Waxwork Rennie
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