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020210us Th1ngs

Started by touchingcloth, January 06, 2021, 06:01:50 PM

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...is a gobsmack conveyed
...decrees that your dad will ejaculate but once through his human male penis, and be gone
...cinderella's tits.  just her absolute fucking tits
I BET YOU DO DO-DO YOU DOODLE OLD DOOBEN I BET YOU DOOBY DO
...is renowned for rotisserying a robot grief dog within its own grave
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#1110
October 07, 2021, 08:01:04 PM
So someone wants to give you a carbonated version of a weak lemon drink, and they need you to understand what it is immediately with no ambiguity, but they insist on only using one word or they will instead launch it at your trousers so that everyone believes you have pissed yourself.


Which word will you allow them to use.

jamiefairlie

#1111
October 07, 2021, 08:50:06 PM
Quote from: Cold Meat Platter on October 07, 2021, 05:27:11 PM
Lemonade doesn't need to be fizzy.

If fact apparently no -ade has to be. Carbonation in lemonade etc. by default seems to be a British thing.

But a Brit invented it. Lord Admiral David Effinghole was very thirsty one night and for some reason he had a plethora of lemons, sugar and Carbon Dioxide. The rest is history.

dissolute ocelot

#1112
October 07, 2021, 09:04:37 PM
The OED is very cagy on the origin of lemonade. But it seems to come from the French, who use -ade as a jaunty noun suffix for all kinds of things: promenade, charade, colonnade, arcade (which originally featured an arch), or something fun and tasty like marmelade, marinade, remoulade (celeriac slaw), piperade (Basque vegetable dish)... Also for some reason noyade, which means drowning. Nothing to do with fizzy water, anyway.

The Dog

#1113
October 07, 2021, 09:13:47 PM
Quote from: Replies From View on October 07, 2021, 08:01:04 PM
So someone wants to give you a carbonated version of a weak lemon drink, and they need you to understand what it is immediately with no ambiguity, but they insist on only using one word or they will instead launch it at your trousers so that everyone believes you have pissed yourself.


Which word will you allow them to use.

I like to call an ade an ade.

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#1114
October 07, 2021, 09:14:31 PM
Quote from: The Dog on October 07, 2021, 09:13:47 PM
I like to call an ade an ade.

Happy with that.  You may pass.

touchingcloth

#1115
October 07, 2021, 10:03:29 PM
Quote from: dissolute ocelot on October 07, 2021, 09:04:37 PM
The OED is very cagy on the origin of lemonade. But it seems to come from the French, who use -ade as a jaunty noun suffix for all kinds of things: promenade, charade, colonnade, arcade (which originally featured an arch), or something fun and tasty like marmelade, marinade, remoulade (celeriac slaw), piperade (Basque vegetable dish)... Also for some reason noyade, which means drowning. Nothing to do with fizzy water, anyway.

What do they call it if someone drowns in Perrier?

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#1116
October 07, 2021, 10:29:53 PM
Quote from: touchingcloth on October 07, 2021, 10:03:29 PM
What do they call it if someone drowns in Perrier?

The Grand Prix

The Dog

#1117
October 07, 2021, 10:41:18 PM
Quote from: touchingcloth on October 07, 2021, 10:03:29 PM
What do they call it if someone drowns in Perrier?

Ambulance.

Dex Sawash

#1118
October 07, 2021, 11:22:57 PM
Quote from: touchingcloth on October 07, 2021, 10:03:29 PM
What do they call it if someone drowns in Perrier?

Dade

beanheadmcginty

#1119
October 08, 2021, 01:58:13 AM
Quote from: touchingcloth on October 07, 2021, 10:03:29 PM
What do they call it if someone drowns in Perrier?

Died of ades?

Paul Calf

#1120
October 08, 2021, 07:25:55 AM
Ades-tier banter.

touchingcloth

#1121
October 08, 2021, 07:50:31 AM
"Noyade" sounds like a soft drink by Wayne and Garth.

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#1122
October 08, 2021, 08:06:50 AM
Quote from: touchingcloth on October 08, 2021, 07:50:31 AM
"Noyade" sounds like a soft drink by Wayne and Garth.

Or the current presenter of the Crystal Maze

touchingcloth

#1123
October 08, 2021, 08:08:23 AM
Why has that IT Crowd Dean Learner travelling fuckwit not yet capitalised on his and released his own pop?

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#1124
October 08, 2021, 08:10:43 AM
Quote from: touchingcloth on October 08, 2021, 08:08:23 AM
Why has that IT Crowd Dean Learner travelling fuckwit not yet capitalised on his and released his own pop?

He's fought all his life against that pronunciation of his surname.

touchingcloth

#1125
October 08, 2021, 08:11:24 AM
Well he could at least release Ayoade's Lemona-de, the cunt.

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#1126
October 08, 2021, 08:42:07 AM
Quote from: touchingcloth on October 08, 2021, 08:11:24 AM
Well he could at least release Ayoade's Lemona-de, the cunt.

Hates lemons

touchingcloth

#1127
October 08, 2021, 08:44:13 AM
Well he could make Irn-Bru then, couldn't he. Fucking hell.

Icehaven

#1128
October 08, 2021, 02:10:21 PM
Quote from: lazyhour on October 07, 2021, 05:23:31 PM
I think it *should* apply to fizzy drinks only. What was the non-fizzy "ade"?

Carton of lemonade in Sainsbury's. Opened it expecting it to be fizzy, it was not, looked up whether -ade meant fizzy, learned it did not.

Icehaven

#1129
October 08, 2021, 07:44:01 PM
Sam Rockwell and Eric McCormack aren't the same person.

touchingcloth

#1130
October 08, 2021, 10:34:51 PM
Quote from: icehaven on October 08, 2021, 07:44:01 PM
Sam Rockwell and Eric McCormack aren't the same person.

Can I just shock you? They are.

pigamus

#1131
October 13, 2021, 07:29:48 PM
Black wasn't black.

touchingcloth

#1132
October 13, 2021, 07:34:54 PM
Quote from: pigamus on October 13, 2021, 07:29:48 PM
Black wasn't black.

Of Wonderful Life fame? He was my proudest ever pick for the annual deadpools if so.

olliebean

#1133
October 13, 2021, 09:39:36 PM
The "hero" shot of Buffy at the end of the opening credits for season 6 of Buffy the Vampire Slayer is not actually Buffy, but the Buffybot that Spike got Warren to make for him.

touchingcloth

#1134
October 13, 2021, 11:11:26 PM
Hipsters in the sense of angelheaded hipster doofuses are a different thing to the types of no-plates cereal twats you get these days.

MojoJojo

#1135
October 14, 2021, 11:10:05 AM
Quote from: olliebean on October 13, 2021, 09:39:36 PM
The "hero" shot of Buffy at the end of the opening credits for season 6 of Buffy the Vampire Slayer is not actually Buffy, but the Buffybot that Spike got Warren to make for him.

Coincidentally played by the same actress.

olliebean

#1136
October 14, 2021, 03:54:51 PM
Quote from: MojoJojo on October 14, 2021, 11:10:05 AM
Coincidentally played by the same actress.

Yes, it was a stroke of luck that they'd cast someone who looked so much like herself.

touchingcloth

#1137
October 14, 2021, 09:02:31 PM
Test tube babies are only fertilised in the tube.

mothman

#1138
October 14, 2021, 09:55:01 PM
I was, in the parlance, today years old when I learned the origin of the term "stan." I am available should anyone feel the need for a dunce to check out.

touchingcloth

#1139
October 14, 2021, 10:26:00 PM
Enlighten me. I fucking loath it when cunts say it. Is it transitive or intransitive? Is it good, bad, or indifferent? Why is the modern world so SHIT
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