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[Dex Sawash]

There's a pretty good reason they don't publish maps telling you if you will fall inside the area affected by the lunar eclipse tomorrow. I didn't look for long, but I did type it in to google.

Edit- new page lunatic

[JesusAndYourBush]

Oh I dunno, I've seen the moon in the sky that early in the day (and earlier), although not often.

[Dex Sawash]

I was thinking about the solar eclipse where you have to be in the right spot

[famethrowa]

Credit cards, passenger jets, Rocket 88, Shake Rattle And Roll and Catcher In The Rye are all older than Lord of the Rings.

[SpiderChrist]

Credit cards, passenger jets, Rocket 88, Shake Rattle And Roll and Catcher In The Rye are all older than Lord of the Rings.

And a fuck sight better, too.

[Paul Calf]

Rubber Soul / Rubber sole.

Fuck's sake.

[touchingcloth]

Arseholes at Night.

[touchingcloth]

James Acaster's Repertoire was filmed in the same venue as Dave Gorman's Modern Life is Goodish.

[Jockice]

Rubber Soul / Rubber sole.

Fuck's sake.

It's not that long ago I realised that Revolver has another meaning apart from a type of gun.

[touchingcloth]

It's not that long ago I realised that Revolver has another meaning apart from a type of gun.

'ardly knew oh for fuck's

[cheesebot]

The Frasier theme is filthy twice. As well as the tossed salads, it has the line "I've got you pegged".

Ghostbusters as well I think "Busting makes me feel good"

Edit: new month cunt

[cheesebot]

Ghostbusters

"Bustin' makes me feel good"

Oh yeah I see.

Well this is what happens when you skip ahead thinking "there's no chance" without doing your due diligence.

[pigamus]

Well this is what happens when you skip ahead thinking "there's no chance" without doing your due diligence.

To be fair I don't think many British people even know the phrase "bustin' a nut" do they? I probably learned it from an improving documentary or something.

[Replies From View]

oh it was about wanking this whole time?


what about the real ghostbusters?

[touchingcloth]

What about "scrambled eggs"? Is that a third filth? I bet it is.

[pigamus]

What about "scrambled eggs"? Is that a third filth? I bet it is.

It definitely was up til 1965

[Gulftastic]

Since my electric shower broke down, I've realised that to get a decent temperature shower using a mixer unit on the bath taps requires the delicate touch of a world class safe cracker.

[touchingcloth]

Despite being a machine gun, the popular AR-15 is apparently not a machine gun.

[Paul Calf]

Most AR-15s aren't AR-15s

[touchingcloth]

I think they all are.

[Replies From View]

To be most accurate, they "are 15s", or five shillings short of one pound.

[touchingcloth]

Götterdämmerung from off off Wagner is the same thing as Ragnarök.

[olliebean]

Ecuador = Equator

[olliebean]

Popeye only has one eye.

[Gulftastic]

Noel Gallagher is a twat

https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/noel-gallagher-feels-prince-williams-24286285

[Paul Calf]

You've only just realised this?

[Gulftastic]

You've only just realised this?

I knew he was on the twat scale, but not how high up that scale his twatness went.

[Paul Calf]

Yeah. He constantly amazes me.

[touchingcloth]

Liam has always had the ugly bridesmaid effect where Noel's twattery is concerned.

"Noel, you're being a twat."

"No, yeah, ere y'are, though, check out are kid. This one's Bonehead's Bank Holiday."

[Dusty Substance]

Only just realised that when I press CTRL and F to search a page, the pink horizontal lines that appear on the column that makes the page scroll up and down aren't glitches on my terminally ill laptop, they're lines to indicate where the word I'm searching for is.