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Started by touchingcloth, January 06, 2021, 06:01:50 PM

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This thread title...

...is a gobsmack conveyed
...decrees that your dad will ejaculate but once through his human male penis, and be gone
...cinderella's tits.  just her absolute fucking tits
I BET YOU DO DO-DO YOU DOODLE OLD DOOBEN I BET YOU DOOBY DO
...is renowned for rotisserying a robot grief dog within its own grave
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BATON DAVID
OTHER

jamiefairlie

Quote from: pigamus on August 03, 2021, 10:30:40 AM
She was in that awful Jim Davidson thing as well

His entire life?

Ferris

Quote from: jamiefairlie on August 03, 2021, 08:24:15 PM
Like Ian or Iain or Eoin

Or Shaun or Sean or Siobhan or Jean... etc

JesusAndYourBush

Quote from: idunnosomename on August 03, 2021, 07:20:05 PM
Ivan is just Russian for John. Like from Ionnanes. fuck. John the Terrible.

Also Vanya is a diminutive of Ivan.

touchingcloth

"Playing Wembley" is playing a large indoor arena, not a football stadium.

olliebean

Quote from: touchingcloth on August 04, 2021, 01:51:01 AM
"Playing Wembley" is playing a large indoor arena, not a football stadium.

Is it? I've seen a couple of bands "playing Wembley" in the stadium. I don't see what's so special about playing the arena, compared to any other large indoor arena. The stadium is a step up, though.

Icehaven

Quote from: idunnosomename on August 03, 2021, 07:20:05 PM
Ivan is just Russian for John. Like from Ionnanes. fuck. John the Terrible.

Johnka Trump.

Poobum

Yaya Toure, is John Toure, immediately less likeable }:(

touchingcloth

Quote from: olliebean on August 04, 2021, 08:39:14 AM
Is it? I've seen a couple of bands "playing Wembley" in the stadium. I don't see what's so special about playing the arena, compared to any other large indoor arena. The stadium is a step up, though.

Oh, maybe it's both. I'd been aware that in the "new rock & roll" days The Mary Whitehouse Experience had famously sold out Wembley, but I only realised yesterday that this was the arena and not the football ground. I only realised yesterday that there is an arena.

Replies From View

I went to Wembley Arena about 20 years ago to see Lee Evans.  Pointless.

Dusty Substance

Quote from: JesusAndYourBush on August 04, 2021, 01:34:20 AM
Also Vanya is a diminutive of Ivan.

So if Vanya comes from the second half of the name Ivan, does that mean it's the Russian version of Nathan which is derived from Jo-nathan?

Sebastian Cobb

Quote from: pigamus on August 03, 2021, 10:30:40 AM
She was in that awful Jim Davidson thing as well

And the best Death Wish film.

Sonny_Jim

Just noticed the point of titling the film 'Labyrinth'.  She's going to get out because labyrinths are a single winding path, unlike a maze which has branching paths.

NoSleep


touchingcloth

Quote from: NoSleep on August 04, 2021, 04:53:23 PM
Live Aid was in the stadium.

It always struck me as highly unusual that as many people would turn out to support Hugh Dennis as some starving Africans.

A pen knife is so-called because it was originally used to trim quills, back in the days of feather-based writing implements.


olliebean

The name of childrens TV programme Mike and Angelo was a pun on the Renaissance artist Michelangelo. Or possibly on the teenage mutant ninja turtle of the same name.

touchingcloth

The "...Sing a Rainbow" and "Richard of York..." rhymes give fundamentally different descriptions of the visible spectrum.

kalowski

Quote from: touchingcloth on August 06, 2021, 11:11:46 PM
The "...Sing a Rainbow" and "Richard of York..." rhymes give fundamentally different descriptions of the visible spectrum.
Yes. What I like to classify as the "incorrect" and "correct" versions respectively.

jamiefairlie

Quote from: touchingcloth on August 06, 2021, 11:11:46 PM
The "...Sing a Rainbow" and "Richard of York..." rhymes give fundamentally different descriptions of the visible spectrum.

Gronda, Gronda!

Dr Rock

'listen with your eyes' fuck off

Cerys

Synaesthesia in song since 1955.

Lisa Jesusandmarychain

Quote from: touchingcloth on August 04, 2021, 09:09:08 AM
Oh, maybe it's both. I'd been aware that in the "new rock & roll" days The Mary Whitehouse Experience had famously sold out Wembley, but I only realised yesterday that this was the arena and not the football ground. I only realised yesterday that there is an arena.

It was just Robert Newman and David Baddiel, rather than the MWE.  A youngish Sean Lock was the support act.

touchingcloth

Quote from: Lisa Jesusandmarychain on August 07, 2021, 11:25:35 AM
a youngish Sean Lock

This post was brought to you by today's word; oxymoron.

Dr Rock

Quote from: Lisa Jesusandmarychain on August 07, 2021, 11:25:35 AM
It was just Robert Newman and David Baddiel, rather than the MWE.  A youngish Sean Lock was the support act.

And I was the DJ at the aftershow event.

mjwilson

Quote from: kalowski on August 06, 2021, 11:17:02 PM
Yes. What I like to classify as the "incorrect" and "correct" versions respectively.

In fact, neither is correct.

Poobum

No such thing as violet is there, a mammalian brain invention.

touchingcloth

Quote from: Poobum on August 07, 2021, 07:40:23 PM
No such thing as violet is there, a mammalian brain invention.

Also red, yellow and blue are famously the primary colours, yet computer screens equally famously use red, green and blue palettes. What's up with that, besides the difference between additive and subtractive colour models, eh?

Icehaven

Janet Jackson wasn't in the Jackson Five.

Replies From View

Quote from: icehaven on August 08, 2021, 12:04:47 AM
Janet Jackson wasn't in the Jackson Five.

Nor was Jackson Pollock.  You can tell from his paintings he was quite furious about being left out.

touchingcloth

Quote from: Replies From View on August 08, 2021, 08:41:54 AM
Nor was Jackson Pollock.  You can tell from his paintings he was quite furious about being left out.

And in perhaps the cruellest blow, not were any of the seven sons of Jack Kerouac.