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it's the whose line is it anyway hoedown round!!!

Started by Replies From View, January 07, 2021, 01:51:48 PM

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everyone get ready to join in with the final line of every fourth verse, to give a sense of coherence.  ready!!!!


you start it off

petril

think its unfair that the other counties don't get given shot of the hoes /incel

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oh all those many countries riding all around the house
shouting louder than a cat or even than a mouse,
oh i have got my trousers on i have got pants on too
and when i need to do a wee i sometimes do a poo

*passes baton on to the next person*

Gregory Torso

sometimes I really think my trousers will fall down
I really really really think my trousers will fall down
those other counties don't get given shot of hoes/incel
and when i do a poo i some times do a wee as well

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good one, pass the baton on to the next person, quick!

Gregory Torso

Sorry

Baton is passed, hurry up, Richard V Ranch is about to expire.

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will the next person hurry up please!!  we are losing momentum!!

Rizla

Oh I went to the doctor, said won't you help me please
I've grown 2 extra nipples and they're growing from my knees
But actually my problem that I've come to you to tell
Is when I go to do a poo i do a wee as well

PlanktonSideburns


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PlanktonSideburns

Sorry everyone, stop the music, stop doing that

What's going on?

Fishfinger

It must not stop or something terrible will happen.

Oh my body is on backwards, it messes with my head,
it's why I'm posting shit like this when I should go to bed,
'cos first there's toilet business, which I will face with dread,
as rather than lay cable I'll wee out my bum instead

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That was the fourth verse, so...

Everyone:  OUT MY BUM INSTEAD!!!!!!

please, quickly do that, then let's move straight on with verse five

Sonny_Jim

(In the style of Colin Mochrie)

I love dancing blanks, I love them everyday. 
I love them all, each in their own way
I know this sounds crazy, it's almost perverse
But I really don't understand how rhyming works.

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All the sound of it around this place it makes me fill with joy
It makes me feel just like a child with his his favourite toy
Ohhhh I'll play with it until I'm numb and hope you'll try it too
It is so fun to have a wee and sometimes do a poo!

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Fambo Number Mive

I pulled down my trousers and exposed my hairy hole
Sat down upon the toilet and sniggered like a vole
I started to do a poo and then shouted "Fuck me!
Not just a lovely sausage, also out comes wee"

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Nearly at the fourth verse of this round; everyone get ready to repeat its fourth line....

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evilcommiedictator

Sometimes I wish I had purchased a bidet
I imagine I'd be using it every day-a
Shooting water up my bumhole
Here's hoping it'll help my hair grow!


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That's it, and everybody:  T'LL HELP MY HAIR GROW!!!



And the ninth verse now please....

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Fambo Number Mive

My anus makes a lovely noise, on this we can agree
It's almost as exciting as when doing poo or wee
Sometimes it makes a meaty smell, which really is such fun
You really will enjoy the noises from my bum

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famethrowa

She takes me back to her place, i'm stinging for a piss
but i should not waste too much time with such a lovely Miss
There's bric a brac and crockery, she says do what you please
so in her grandma's funeral urn is where I "take my ease"

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famethrowa

(Colin Mochrie voice)

My my Donald, he really is a clown
declared himself ringmaster when the rednecks came to town
His fans came to the senate and they let them in the front
We'll all be in the front row when they hang the silly fellow