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it's the whose line is it anyway hoedown round!!!

Started by Replies From View, January 07, 2021, 01:51:48 PM

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Thank you! 

Twelfth verse coming up so everyone please prime yourselves to repeat its final line...

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Need somebody to present the twelfth verse, hurry up please!

Lisa Jesusandmarychain

 #Everyone thinks the showdown round is such a load of shit
Except for Josie Lawrence, you can tell that she likes it
RFV also likes it, he thinks that it's good stuff
This Is the fourth line, now- Replies From View is a big puff #


Fishfinger

Mattress your mattress mattress sir, mattress your mattress sir
I got it from Replies From View, it's causing quite a stir
But one thing I'm unclear on, what is it all about
That every time I lie on it a bit of wee spurts out?

pancreas


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Quote from: pancreas on January 10, 2021, 03:16:29 PM
A bit of wee spurts out!

That was the thirteenth verse; please go and revise your four times table.



Very good next person well done; keep going! 

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Quote from: Replies From View on January 10, 2021, 03:42:25 PM
Very good next person well done; keep going! 

If you are reading this then I am addressing you.  Get moving please!

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Gregory Torso

Last night I had a dream, it really was bad,
I had sex with my mum and I killed my dad.
I woke up this morning with a murderous erection,
no that's not acne it's my Oedipus complexion.

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bomb_dog


Oh I really really like this thread, It's really rather 'rad',
But then nobody steps up quick, and it turns out bad!
Replies from View then chases up some people with some wit,
But then I had to come in here and post this piece of shit.

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Thank you thank you that has kept the momentum going quite splendidly!

An excellent verse!


Who's next, with what will be the sixteenth verse?

Fambo Number Mive

Along the narrow streets a group will quickly prance
A few metres ahead others break into a dance
The hoedown keeps going and the music rises strong
And somewhere in the distance Gary beats his dong.

bomb_dog


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Fantastic stuff!


bomb_dog would you like to kick off the seventeenth verse?

bomb_dog


Oh It's now another round and I'm hoping I don't fail,
I'd rather put my arms through Ryan's, and try to mix some cocktails,
I may get a million points for this, or perhaps just a few,
But all this marching on the spot may make me do a spew.
(Bluerghhh!)

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evilcommiedictator

Being an Alcoholic is rather great and fun,
You get incredibly drunk and get lots of stuff done,
The problem is remembering why you let in all the ants,
And you need to find out who shit all through your pants

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Thank you!


We're in flight, people!  Next one please!!

idunnosomename

Anus anus anus
Anus anus poo
Farty anus anus
Fart upon a shoe

Round about  the other side
Penises and cum
The horrific gnarled old growler
Of your dear old mum

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Smashing work there - very much in the classic Tony Slattery vein!


Next please!

*steps up, loses train of thought and steps back again, giggling*

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Come on, Huxleys Babkins, make the most of your time on this planet.


Deliver the twentieth verse for us all, please!

I think I've got something good, but I don't like the pressure
Of being up on stage, I'm not getting that much pleasure
I'll end up sounding stupid or getting my words in a mix
So I'll stand here, off the stage and continue to shit bricks

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'tinue to shit briiiicks!!!!!!!



Wonderful stuff this!









Who's next?  Or "whose line is it", ha