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it's the whose line is it anyway hoedown round!!!

Started by Replies From View, January 07, 2021, 01:51:48 PM

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Hurry up please!  Let's not lose the momentum on this!!

kittens

haha o.k. whoa my turn hope i dont muck this up as this has been going really well for all you guys so far abd it is so fun to imagine it as a 'hodown song' so pressures on! right here goes nothing!

whoa hey hello wahoo diddly diddly dee
I'm um haha oh um it's diddly diddly dee dee
diddly diddly diddly diddly diddly diddly dee
and o.k. it's bum haha diddly diddle dee

sorry every one I'll give it another shot later just yaaaaawn feeling a little tired right now and you know what what with covid everything going on just a bit frazzled I'll try again once I've had a bit of rest sorry about that every one. ignore me. sorry every one just feeling a bit tired.

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Thanks kittens - pass the baton on and let's keep this entire arrangement kicking off!!

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kittens


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bomb_dog

[Richard Branch's arms are falling off from all this comping]

Fambo Number Mive

My anus is nice and wrinkled, like my scrotal sac
It reminds me of Lord Sugar who is a load of cack
I prance and prance and prance as I sing this song
Really hoping that I haven't got the rhythm wrong


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Smashing work!  Now let's keep smoothing it over!!  Who's next?

famethrowa

assholes assholes assholes, tits and bums and cocks
penises and lady parts and semen in your socks
nipples on a pair of jugs and fourteen day old cum
there's a spectre haunting Europe and it's coming from your bum

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Super, thank you!  I don't know about you guys but my quads are getting a proper workout from all this!!


Next please!

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Sonny_Jim

I had a smelly poo, it came out easily.
I was really lucky as I only went in to pee.
If only I had remembered to take my trousers down
Then my undercrackers wouldn't be a darker shade of brown.

Lisa Jesusandmarychain


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Good noticing, Lisa Jesusandmarychain; that was the twenty fourth verse and as such needed the last portion of the final line repeating.




Onwards we go, verse twenty five please!

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Please sustain the momentum somebody.


Step forwards the next person

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Sonny_Jim

I was sitting at the bus stop, waiting for my ride
The feelings of desperation are welling up inside.
Why did you leave me Lynn? Was it something that I said?
I've seen you out with your new bloke and now I want you dead.

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idunnosomename

Let's all get together
And enjoy our anuses
To hell with all the haters
This is a moment we must sieze

Lovely bit of bumfun
Enjoy a bit of arse
I found this thread through google
To find that quote from Marx

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famethrowa

We all enjoy a hoedown, and show a little cheek
But for christ's sake IDunnoSomeName it's been eight fucking weeks
Legend Gary's riding high, Desolation rising fast
and meanwhile the Helichocter thread is dying in the arse

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pancreas

I drank some piss for breakfast, and ate some poo for brunch;
I spread some cum on muffins, and had it for my lunch.
Then some snot for dinner; it was stringy with a bite.
I got these from my father, then slept with him that night.

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slept with him that niiiiiiiiight!!!!



and onwards!

famethrowa

Lady Di was feeling randy, had to get herself a fix
had to get herself a pop star, in 1996
Her only requirement was if they had a big hit song
so she sucked off Captain Sensible and fisted Scatman John

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