Post-Brexit fallout - we can't have our cake or eat it

[katzenjammer]

'Nobody told us Brexit would be shit for us too' whines Joe from Nottingham.  Yes they did Joe, you fucking selfish twat

"Brexit itself, when it was first started, was going to be brilliant because I honestly believe that Britain should stay Britain and we run by ourselves," says Joe. But he had no idea of how Brexit was to impact his dream of retiring abroad.

"Nobody explained or probably thought about people like ourselves. There was nobody looking after it or telling us, they forgot about the people abroad."

If he could vote again in the Brexit referendum, Joe says he'd vote differently knowing how things turned out.

"There's no way I would vote to go for it, because it's harming me and my future

https://newseu.cgtn.com/news/2021-04-05/How-Brexit-is-crushing-UK-pensioners-dreams-of-retiring-abroad-Zc0spBTQNq/index.html

[bgmnts]

Yeah sorry Joe but get fucked you selfish thick twunt.

[frajer]

Same. My work year was absolutely fucked and my current career is in doubt because of these shitshow-ushering bell-ends.

I am sorry your dreams have been crushed Joe but I would very much like to crush you.

[imitationleather]

I would love to be as much of a stupid prick as Joe.

It sounds amazing.

[Kankurette]

Yeah, not feeling sorry for people like this. You voted for it, Joe. Suck it up.

What did the Mail expect? We're not part of the EU so why would we have the same rights EU citizens do?

[Fambo Number Mive]

I wonder what papers Joe read.in 2016, and whether he still reads them. If he does still read them will he reconsider how much he trusts them? Probably a Tory as well

[Buelligan]

This stuff actually makes me laugh now.  There's no point in being angry, doesn't change anything, idiotic fucking twats. 

[paruses]

Yes - these are now feel good stories for me.

Very pleased Joe has fucked himself. Shame he is looking to blame others but then I can't have everything.

[Buelligan]

Heheh.  I now have a date for going to the prefecture and having my photograph and fingerprints taken, first step on my road to getting a paper to say I can continue living in my own home for the next ten years.  Thanks Joe, you dull cunt.

[Cuellar]

Absolutely delighted Joe has ruined his own life

[bgmnts]

Heheh.  I now have a date for going to the prefecture and having my photograph and fingerprints taken,

Crimes have consequences.

[Pink Gregory]

Absolutely delighted Joe has ruined his own life

Sad thing is he's probably fine.  He just won't get to retire to an EU member state.

[katzenjammer]

I mean whatever happens he'll still be Joe, but apart from that yeah.

[Better Midlands]

Fresh cuppa and a few rich tea biccies, Angling Times for Joe and a Danielle Steel for the missus.

Daft cunt.

[phes]

Fuck me, it's the same person. It's like Alan and his wife off The Vale

[bgmnts]

Brexit Joe,
Stubbed his toe,
Became belligerent,

Brexit Joe,
Stubbed his toe,
Blamed the immigrant,

[Poirots BigGarlickyCorpse]

Northern Ireland setting itself on fire is great isn't it lads

[Poirots BigGarlickyCorpse]

also love these stupid fuckers all surprised Pikachu face because Brexit is fucking up their ability to stay in Spain half the year. They honestly think Britain is so fucking special that the rest of us have to bend over and grab our ankles while they sweep us out the door.

[bgmnts]

Northern Ireland setting itself on fire is great isn't it lads

Seriously what is all that about? Like clashes with police and shit and its barely news.

[imitationleather]

The footage of the bus being firebombed is quite something. Mad that the only way to find out about it is on Twitter.

[Cold Meat Platter]

It's on the front page of BBC News.

[bgmnts]

You are right but:

Belfast: Boris Johnson 'deeply concerned' after police attacked

Published8 minutes ago

I must have missed anything before that.

[Key]

Retiring abroad!!!!!!
Not much of a patriot is he?
What's wrong with Eastbourne Joe?

[jobotic]

Are the police using the edges of their riot shields to smsh faces in Northern Ireland or do they save that for people who want democracy?

[lipsink]

So what was the positive stuff we got from Brexit then?

[EOLAN]

So what was the positive stuff we got from Brexit then?

Faster vaccine rollout.

[lipsink]

Faster vaccine rollout.

Not true according to the BBC (yeah, I know): https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/55163730

Under European law a vaccine must be authorised by the EMA, but individual countries can use an emergency procedure that allows them to distribute a vaccine for temporary use in their domestic market.
Britain is still subject to those EU rules during the post-Brexit transition period which runs until the end of the year.

[Paul Calf]

Retiring abroad!!!!!!
Not much of a patriot is he?
What's wrong with Eastbourne Joe?

Eastbourne? He's a Nottingham lad. He should be spending his twighlight years in Skeggy.

Why is it that every fucking time there's a thick, selfish shitbag whining into the ether about shit they caused by voting for right-wing cunts there's an East Midlands accent attached? Seriously, I live in the East Midlands - I was born here and for some reason I came back - and my advice to you is to slice us out, set us adrift and stitch the rest of the country together.

Nowhere else in the world is it more likely that you'll find thick cunts who vote against their own interests. You cannot fix the Midlands.

[DrGreggles]

So what was the positive stuff we got from Brexit then?

Well, it's upset Joe from Nottingham.

[Jittlebags]

Eastbourne? He's a Nottingham lad. He should be spending his twighlight years in Skeggy.

On a mobility scooter.