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How to tell someone to fuck off with their drumming
« on: January 08, 2021, 07:34:41 PM »
Must sound great in their head like

just woppa woppa wop wop wop


on a bongo drum type thing


genuine talent they think they have


expressing their creativity


woppa woppa wop wop wop

Re: How to tell someone to fuck off with their drumming
« Reply #1 on: January 08, 2021, 07:39:52 PM »
Put your foot through the drum and send the council the bill.

Re: How to tell someone to fuck off with their drumming
« Reply #2 on: January 08, 2021, 07:47:47 PM »
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How to tell someone to fuck off with their drumming

You can't, remember alldrummersaredeaf

Re: How to tell someone to fuck off with their drumming
« Reply #3 on: January 08, 2021, 07:50:00 PM »
Serious answer: they could be a headcase. I once got trapped by a bongo player who talked at me for 2 hours about how humans who are conceived without any feelings of love between the parents at the point of orgasm have no souls. And nor do gay people. Or Muslims. 

Approach with caution.

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Re: How to tell someone to fuck off with their drumming
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Re: How to tell someone to fuck off with their drumming
« Reply #5 on: January 08, 2021, 07:56:50 PM »
Acquire a bass guitar and amp and play louder than them.

If you can get a really shitty distortion pedal that'll help.

Re: How to tell someone to fuck off with their drumming
« Reply #6 on: January 08, 2021, 08:00:14 PM »
You can't, remember alldrummersaredeaf

Pardon?

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Re: How to tell someone to fuck off with their drumming
« Reply #7 on: January 08, 2021, 08:00:27 PM »
I can't hear any drumming.

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Re: How to tell someone to fuck off with their drumming
« Reply #8 on: January 08, 2021, 08:27:15 PM »
I thought this was going to be a response to the Blondie video in the Loin Buzz thread.

Re: How to tell someone to fuck off with their drumming
« Reply #9 on: January 08, 2021, 09:17:08 PM »
You can't, remember alldrummersaredeaf

eh?

Re: How to tell someone to fuck off with their drumming
« Reply #10 on: January 08, 2021, 09:44:04 PM »
My neighbour was banging on my door at 2pm this morning, the cheeky fucker

Good job I was up practicing the drums

Re: How to tell someone to fuck off with their drumming
« Reply #11 on: January 08, 2021, 10:30:33 PM »
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Re: How to tell someone to fuck off with their drumming
« Reply #12 on: January 08, 2021, 10:32:09 PM »
Maybe Ringo has moved in next door? He's not even the best drummer in the flat (and he's the only occupant of the flat).

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Re: How to tell someone to fuck off with their drumming
« Reply #13 on: January 08, 2021, 10:38:59 PM »
Set fire to his house

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Re: How to tell someone to fuck off with their drumming
« Reply #14 on: January 09, 2021, 08:11:38 AM »
Tell them Escape From Samsara's still going.

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Re: How to tell someone to fuck off with their drumming
« Reply #15 on: January 09, 2021, 11:33:01 AM »
Serious answer: they could be a headcase. I once got trapped by a bongo player who talked at me for 2 hours about how humans who are conceived without any feelings of love between the parents at the point of orgasm have no souls. And nor do gay people. Or Muslims. 

Approach with caution.

Also people who bring bongos to clubs and drum along with the DJs are attention-seeking cunts. Makes it very difficult to beatmatch when you've got some twat adding a third beat, and it's not being played very tightly.

They're not as bad as those rapey blokes who bring guitars to parties though.

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Re: How to tell someone to fuck off with their drumming
« Reply #16 on: January 09, 2021, 11:33:52 AM »
Maybe Ringo has moved in next door? He's not even the best drummer in the flat (and he's the only occupant of the flat).

Should the OP try warning him with peace and love?

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Re: How to tell someone to fuck off with their drumming
« Reply #17 on: January 09, 2021, 01:12:29 PM »
those rapey blokes who bring guitars to parties

Someone must like them enough to reportedly donate £5m to their nascent party though.

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Re: How to tell someone to fuck off with their drumming
« Reply #18 on: January 09, 2021, 02:30:40 PM »
Maybe Ringo has moved in next door? He's not even the best drummer in the flat (and he's the only occupant of the flat).

It's true - that washer-drier with the knackered bearings has got some serious chops.



Is this the wrong time to propose a CaB drum circle then?
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