How to tell someone to fuck off with their drumming

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Must sound great in their head like

just woppa woppa wop wop wop


on a bongo drum type thing


genuine talent they think they have


expressing their creativity


woppa woppa wop wop wop

[Pink Gregory]

Put your foot through the drum and send the council the bill.

[Jasha]

How to tell someone to fuck off with their drumming

You can't, remember alldrummersaredeaf

[lazyhour]

Serious answer: they could be a headcase. I once got trapped by a bongo player who talked at me for 2 hours about how humans who are conceived without any feelings of love between the parents at the point of orgasm have no souls. And nor do gay people. Or Muslims. 

Approach with caution.

[touchingcloth]

woppa woppa wop wop wop

Reported.

[Wonderful Butternut]

Acquire a bass guitar and amp and play louder than them.

If you can get a really shitty distortion pedal that'll help.

[drummersaredeaf]

You can't, remember alldrummersaredeaf

Pardon?

[Zetetic]

I can't hear any drumming.

[Twonty Gostelow]

I thought this was going to be a response to the Blondie video in the Loin Buzz thread.

[Jittlebags]

You can't, remember alldrummersaredeaf

eh?

[JarrowMonkey]

My neighbour was banging on my door at 2pm this morning, the cheeky fucker

Good job I was up practicing the drums

[Durance Vile]

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[Glebe]

Maybe Ringo has moved in next door? He's not even the best drummer in the flat (and he's the only occupant of the flat).

[Elderly Sumo Prophecy]

Set fire to his house

[seepage]

Tell them Escape From Samsara's still going.

[Blue Jam]

Serious answer: they could be a headcase. I once got trapped by a bongo player who talked at me for 2 hours about how humans who are conceived without any feelings of love between the parents at the point of orgasm have no souls. And nor do gay people. Or Muslims. 

Approach with caution.

Also people who bring bongos to clubs and drum along with the DJs are attention-seeking cunts. Makes it very difficult to beatmatch when you've got some twat adding a third beat, and it's not being played very tightly.

They're not as bad as those rapey blokes who bring guitars to parties though.

[Blue Jam]

Maybe Ringo has moved in next door? He's not even the best drummer in the flat (and he's the only occupant of the flat).

Should the OP try warning him with peace and love?

[Sherringford Hovis]

those rapey blokes who bring guitars to parties

Someone must like them enough to reportedly donate £5m to their nascent party though.

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[Shit Good Nose]

Maybe Ringo has moved in next door? He's not even the best drummer in the flat (and he's the only occupant of the flat).

It's true - that washer-drier with the knackered bearings has got some serious chops.



Is this the wrong time to propose a CaB drum circle then?