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Ben Garrison “reacts” thread (bring your reading glasses)
« on: January 08, 2021, 11:00:05 PM »
https://www.cookdandbombd.co.uk/forums/index.php?action=post;quote=4428890;topic=83980.600

A few people mentioned wanting to break these out to their own thread. I love looking at ‘em so here we go.

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Re: Ben Garrison “reacts” thread (bring your reading glasses)
« Reply #1 on: January 08, 2021, 11:02:38 PM »
Latest masterpiece that got the Big Man banned from all his platforms.


Re: Ben Garrison “reacts” thread (bring your reading glasses)
« Reply #2 on: January 08, 2021, 11:03:34 PM »
I think it was the Capitol cartoon that got him banned actually

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Re: Ben Garrison “reacts” thread (bring your reading glasses)
« Reply #3 on: January 08, 2021, 11:04:43 PM »
I think it was the Capitol cartoon that got him banned actually

The one with him angrily yelling at a building full of soup? That one were shit.

Not worth it, Ben.

Re: Ben Garrison “reacts” thread (bring your reading glasses)
« Reply #4 on: January 08, 2021, 11:05:37 PM »
the marx with an enormous package parody has his own twitter account now

https://twitter.com/AnarchoBreadism



lovely stuff

Re: Ben Garrison “reacts” thread (bring your reading glasses)
« Reply #5 on: January 08, 2021, 11:06:05 PM »
Is he scared of doing the face of the woman. Also disappointed with the lame way that Fox news was portrayed. Surely could be more in inventive.

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Re: Ben Garrison “reacts” thread (bring your reading glasses)
« Reply #6 on: January 08, 2021, 11:10:17 PM »
the people used to have name tags so you know who they are supposed to be

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Re: Ben Garrison “reacts” thread (bring your reading glasses)
« Reply #7 on: January 08, 2021, 11:12:46 PM »
Is he scared of doing the face of the woman. Also disappointed with the lame way that Fox news was portrayed. Surely could be more in inventive.
That woman represents every woman that betrayed Trump.

Re: Ben Garrison “reacts” thread (bring your reading glasses)
« Reply #8 on: January 08, 2021, 11:13:53 PM »
the people used to have name tags so you know who they are supposed to be

2nd left is obviously a moustachioed Alec Baldwin.

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Re: Ben Garrison “reacts” thread (bring your reading glasses)
« Reply #9 on: January 08, 2021, 11:14:33 PM »
2nd left is obviously a moustachioed Alec Baldwin.

And yet only Baldwin and Mao have little hearts. Is Castro only in it for the physical side? Sad!

Re: Ben Garrison “reacts” thread (bring your reading glasses)
« Reply #10 on: January 08, 2021, 11:21:18 PM »
Interesting now that Pence is a bad guy he’s started drawing him looking like an Kraftwerkesque automaton.

Re: Ben Garrison “reacts” thread (bring your reading glasses)
« Reply #11 on: January 08, 2021, 11:26:43 PM »
can I remind everyone of ben's greatest moment


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« Reply #12 on: January 08, 2021, 11:41:43 PM »
He can certainly churn em out can't he.

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Re: Ben Garrison “reacts” thread (bring your reading glasses)
« Reply #13 on: January 08, 2021, 11:48:08 PM »
Garrison's been banned by Twitter too.

The dream is over.

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« Reply #14 on: January 08, 2021, 11:56:54 PM »
can I remind everyone of ben's greatest moment



I’d forgotten this one and did an out loud guffaw.

Love that the basketball is crying tears of little basketballs.

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Re: Ben Garrison “reacts” thread (bring your reading glasses)
« Reply #15 on: January 09, 2021, 12:13:07 AM »
Garrison's been banned by Twitter too.

The dream is over.


Get them off the map

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Re: Ben Garrison “reacts” thread (bring your reading glasses)
« Reply #16 on: January 09, 2021, 12:14:56 AM »
Love that the basketball is crying tears of little basketballs.

Yes, that's amazing. Delightfully insane.

Re: Ben Garrison “reacts” thread (bring your reading glasses)
« Reply #17 on: January 09, 2021, 12:20:48 AM »
Does Kobe Bryant cry tears of small Kobe Bryants?

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Re: Ben Garrison “reacts” thread (bring your reading glasses)
« Reply #18 on: January 09, 2021, 12:28:46 AM »
Does Kobe Bryant cry tears of small Kobe Bryants?

No, because he’s dead

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Re: Ben Garrison “reacts” thread (bring your reading glasses)
« Reply #19 on: January 09, 2021, 12:29:28 AM »
Et tu, Elton?


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« Reply #20 on: January 09, 2021, 12:30:05 AM »
Does Kobe Bryant cry tears of small Kobe Bryants?


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« Reply #21 on: January 09, 2021, 12:31:20 AM »
I wonder if the basketball has an anus and if so would more little foul smelling basketballs come out of it.

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« Reply #22 on: January 09, 2021, 12:32:02 AM »
Latest masterpiece that got the Big Man banned from all his platforms.



I like how he makes it really clear what’s going on by having both a title saying ”backstabbers” and a sign saying ”betray the president”, just in case the big queue of right-wingers brandishing knives was a bit too subtle or something.

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Re: Ben Garrison “reacts” thread (bring your reading glasses)
« Reply #23 on: January 09, 2021, 12:35:04 AM »
How the hell do you get Stalin’s moustache wrong?

Re: Ben Garrison “reacts” thread (bring your reading glasses)
« Reply #24 on: January 09, 2021, 12:35:59 AM »
also really the comparison for Night of the Long Knives is more Trump condemning his brownshirts who raided the Capitol on that twitter video last night and throwing them all under the bus as they lose their jobs and get incarcerated

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« Reply #25 on: January 09, 2021, 12:49:33 AM »
Latest masterpiece that got the Big Man banned from all his platforms.



That is glorious.  ‘Et tu, Geraldo?’

Re: Ben Garrison “reacts” thread (bring your reading glasses)
« Reply #26 on: January 09, 2021, 12:51:54 AM »
No, because he’s dead

The basketball crying tears of basketballs is also in heaven so it must have died.

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« Reply #27 on: January 09, 2021, 12:53:45 AM »
St Basketball

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Re: Ben Garrison “reacts” thread (bring your reading glasses)
« Reply #28 on: January 09, 2021, 01:15:25 AM »
Come on... who has a 'Fox News Channel' sign for a head!?

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