Ben Garrison “reacts” thread (bring your reading glasses)

[idunnosomename]

black rock

[Blumf]

black rock

Probably referencing the giant investing company, which has some role in the US government's bond management response to Covid.

[idunnosomename]

Which he has represented as a black rock.

[Ferris]

Which he has represented as a black rock.

Geddit?!

[idunnosomename]

yes. but only because he wrote "black rock" on it.

[Alberon]

Okay, this is just weird.

There's an old saying, "Scratch a liar, find a thief." This sums up Joe Biden.

He's a colossal liar, and he's also a thief in a manner of speaking because the presidential election was stolen for him.

A friend recently told me a variation of that saying: "Scratch a Democrat, find a fascist." This is true because they've abandoned our Constitution and instead want totalitarianism. Antifa members bragged about punching fascists, but now they've become fascists. They support 'your paper please' vaccination passports.

It can also be said, "Scratch a Democrat, find a communist." Like Stalin, the Democrats favor gulags for Trump supporters. Pelosi has many locked up now in solitary confinement in a Washington D.C. prison. The Democrats are using the FBI as their own personal KGB.

So there you have it. The Democrats are a party reborn from fascism and communism.

Conclusive proof indeed!

Does he believe any of this shit or is he just desperately trying to drag in his target audience?

[Fambo Number Mive]

Difficult to say.

It's fascinating how Garrison can continue to paint a centre-right political party lead by an establishment figure who worked with white supremacist senators as some kind of far-left AND far-right movement (before I think it was just far-left).

I guess the people who are the unironic audience for his cartoons read them as they confirm what they already believe. They want to be told that Biden is a Marxist who stole the election and wants to arrest all of them, because they can't believe the American people would reject Trump.

To them Trump isn't a saggy old man but Garrison's Buff Trump, I suppose. I wonder if any of them ever have an erotic dream about Buff Trump.

When Trump dies, who will Garrison pick as the new hero of his comics? Tucker Carlson? Ron DeathSantis?

[idunnosomename]

I agree Hitler would fuck Stalin if Stalin wore a dress and had tits.

[bakabaka]

But he didn't so Hitler just fucked his country.

Given the choice, I suspect Stalin would still have preferred to see 27 million of his comrades dead rather than Hitler's meat and a veg.

[JamesTC]

Stalin has a nice pair of tits on him.

[beanheadmcginty]

If Stalin was a woman would he spell his name Stalynn?

[ajsmith2]

Hitler looks way more stereotypically feminine facially than Stalin there. Dunno if that's intentional. Almost got a Chastity from The Rutles thing going on.

[ajsmith2]

Does he believe any of this shit or is he just desperately trying to drag in his target audience?

Garrison's entire post-2015 cosmology/brand fell apart after Trump lost and largely disappeared, now he's just flailing around angrily and directionlessly as he pissed on his original Libertarian values when he threw his lot in with/capitulated to the Trump/meme train 100%. You got to feel for him (well no you don't): it was like he had this hit TV show with a really popular lead character and then his star actor done quit, except for the odd cameo/flashback.

[jobotic]

Imagine him draughting his Hot Stalin character. Wonder how many there are that aren't safe for publication.

[idunnosomename]

The Greta Thunberg being spanked and told "CO2 is good for the environment" was pretty much that

[Ant Farm Keyboard]

When Trump dies, who will Garrison pick as the new hero of his comics? Tucker Carlson? Ron DeathSantis?

He will do like scientologists, who still pine for the second coming of Xenu.

[Fambo Number Mive]

Maybe he will claim Trump didn't die and it's a plot by "Marxist Democrats". The real Trump is tied up in Biden's basement being used as a toilet by Nancy Pelosi.

[Catalogue Trousers]

He's a colossal liar, and he's also a thief in a manner of speaking because the presidential election was stolen for him.

There's nothing like a sore loser, is there, Ben?

Also: Biden now officially Worse Than Hitler AND Stalin. News at 11.

[idunnosomename]

Can't laughing at "so there you have it". After one of his shortest rants ever too.

There's a new low-effort one with Rand Paul pulling shirt open like Superman to reveal "resist". Oh for another far right strong man eh Bn.

[Catalogue Trousers]

Like Stalin, the Democrats favor gulags for Trump supporters. Pelosi has many locked up now in solitary confinement in a Washington D.C. prison.

...Wait, what?

Oh, right. Presumably he's talking about those bold pay-tree-uts who formed a violent mob and stormed the Capitol.

Sure, Ben. Absolutely, Ben. Take your pills and get back into bed, Ben.

https://www.politifact.com/factchecks/2021/jul/28/instagram-posts/defendants-jan-6-capitol-riot-arent-trespassers-th/

[Blumf]

Could this be Ben's new man-crush (no-homo)?


https://grrrgraphics.com/resist/

[dissolute ocelot]

Isn't Resist a Black Lives Matter slogan? Loads of posters and stencils around like this. But maybe Paul has a black fist up inside him that we can't see.

[Fambo Number Mive]

I like how he has to put Paul's first name on the podium because he doesn't think his audience will recognise him.

[An tSaoi]

Looks like a blond Tony Curtis.

[evilcommiedictator]

I assume it's in relation to this piece of astounding "evidence"
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/rand-paul-covid-border-children-b1897809.html

Senator Rand Paul has claimed that Democrats are "plucking" kids with Covid from the border " to "seed the country with a new variant"
Mr Paul said: "They're taking kids from down at the border who may have it, and they're plucking them up and putting them all over the United States, as if they're wishing to seed the country with a new variant. It's an awful thing to do."

The senator went on to tell Americans to mind their own business if they supported mandatory vaccinations.
"The bottom line is for those who are saying, 'I won't go to a restaurant unless we force everybody to be vaccinated,' if you're vaccinated you are overwhelmingly safe from hospitalisation and death. Mind your own business," said Mr Paul.

[evilcommiedictator]

Ah

YouTube suspended Republican senator Rand Paul on Tuesday for seven days over a video claiming that masks are ineffective against Covid-19.

In the removed video, Paul cast doubt on the effectiveness of masks, saying, "Most of the masks you get over the counter don't work. They don't prevent infection," before adding, "Trying to shape human behavior isn't the same as following the actual science, which tells us that cloth masks don't work."

Last month Paul clashed with Dr Anthony Fauci, the top US infectious disease expert, during a heated discussion about the virus. At one point Fauci said, "Senator Paul, you do not know what you are talking about, quite frankly."

[Blumf]

Haven't seen a TinaToon in a while, now there's a couple, including this one


https://grrrgraphics.com/evolution-of-man-2021/

If the "vaccine" works as the government claims it does, wouldn't people be lining up to receive their dose instead of refusing it?

Er...



Never mind.

Also a new fever dream from the man himself:


(In case you can't tell, that man being roughed up by the Statue of Liberty is

Spoiler alert

Arnold Schwarzenegger

[close]

, apparently didn't have room for the label there)
(Also, 'SI Presents' is 'Sports Illustrated', who did a trans photo-shoot or something. Who bothers with Sports Illustrated swimsuit editions these days? Internet porn exists!)
https://grrrgraphics.com/the-summer-of-our-discontent-2021/

[Fambo Number Mive]

Interesting to see this comment on that webpage:

We know vaccines have benefited mankind and helped us fight infectious diseases that killed many people in the past. No one is saying all vaccines are bad. Polio was wiped out because of vaccinations. In the early  1980s children received three shots for seven diseases. In 2019, children receive 54 vaccines for 16 different diseases

Shock as more diseases discovered during thirty years of medical science including improvements in medical technology.

Which vaccines do you think are good, Tina?

[Paul Calf]

Ben and all the other mensmen transphobes are terrified that they're going to have an accidental wank over a trans woman.

[Fambo Number Mive]

Garrison only seems concerned about COVID when he can use it to attack people immigrating from Mexico.